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Elizabeth Holmes sentencing--CALL IT

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2022 1:42 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Theranos scammer Elizabeth Holmes is getting sentenced today. What will she get? Call your shot, players.

FYI: She's pregnant (fukkin idiot)

She seems like Suckaholic's type. For the record, I'm betting on 3.1-5 years.

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Re: Elizabeth Holmes sentencing--CALL IT

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2022 2:56 pm
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Holmes' legal team submitted 130 letters to the judge from friends, family and other supporters, including New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker, who is a longtime friend of Holmes. In his letter, Booker wrote, "Each of us is more than the worst thing we've done," citing Bryan Stevenson, the criminal justice reform advocate and lawyer.
A snake defending another snake does not clemency make.

That rhymes because I'm awesome. Having Cory Booker on your side should be an automatic sentence enhancement. He's as dirty as SM's dick after a weekend at Mikey's.

Re: Elizabeth Holmes sentencing--CALL IT

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2022 1:10 am
by Mikey
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Re: Elizabeth Holmes sentencing--CALL IT

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2022 3:41 am
by Screw_Michigan
What kind of fukkin idiot is dumb enough to knock her up....awaiting sentencing of all times.

Re: Elizabeth Holmes sentencing--CALL IT

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2022 3:20 am
by mvscal
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 3:41 am What kind of fukkin idiot is dumb enough to knock her up....
Probably about 95% of heterosexual males. I'm sure it's very confusing to you.

Re: Elizabeth Holmes sentencing--CALL IT

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2022 3:23 am
by Screw_Michigan
mvscal wrote: Tue Nov 22, 2022 3:20 am Probably about 95% of heterosexual males. I'm sure it's very confusing to you.
I know you get turned on by chicks who sound like men. And it's always boner inducing to have the opportunity to impregnate someone before they get sentenced to 10 years.

Fuck off, cunt.

Re: Elizabeth Holmes sentencing--CALL IT

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2022 3:30 am
by mvscal
No idea what she sounds like, but would bang. Her legal situation would be of no consideration. Speaking as a heterosexual male.

Re: Elizabeth Holmes sentencing--CALL IT

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2022 3:53 am
by Kierland
mvscal wrote: Tue Nov 22, 2022 3:20 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 3:41 am What kind of fukkin idiot is dumb enough to knock her up....
Probably about 95% of heterosexual males. I'm sure it's very confusing to you.
Were these the same guys you polled to decide it was ok to rape a 15yo?

Re: Elizabeth Holmes sentencing--CALL IT

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2022 8:54 pm
by Donnie Baker's Ghost
Before I get accused of white flagging anything I would like to point out that I am staunchly anti-rape of 15 year olds.