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Nebraska man paddles 38 miles in hollowed out
pumpkin he grew himself, setting world record




https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/neb ... 19559.html

Duane Hansen of Syracuse, Nebraska, set sail in his 846-pound pumpkin – which he named
"Berta" – at around 7.30 a.m. from Bellevue on Saturday, according to a Facebook post from
the city.

He completed his journey 11 hours later, at 6:30 p.m. in Nebraska City.

"I went 38 miles down the river without standing up in that pumpkin and my knees still hurt,"
Hansen said in a video posted by Reuters.

"If somebody breaks this record, I will bow down to them because they are tough," he said.

Around here, we call that Tuesday.

At least he’s not drinking any of that faggy “micro brew” shit.

Speaking of 'necks...




Jon Gruden in Arkansas, hoping someone down in the Bible Belt will see fit to give him a coaching gig.









He goes to church. :)

Gourd Almighty, what'll they think of neckst?

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 31, 2022 7:09 pm "Hey y'all watch this"

You misspelled, “ dude, hold my beer.”