Tom Brady Officially Retires

[Softball Bat]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2 ... dy-retire/


More time to spend with the wife and kids.

He is on the NFL Mount Rushmore.





There is hope for all of us!

[Softball Bat]

And now TB12 officially unretires.

lol

[L45B]

He re-ran his financials with the latest spike in inflation and realized he can’t retire until he’s 50.

[Softball Bat]

Yeah, thanks, Brandon!

:)

[Left Seater]

So Tampa fans are now DeathCult Brandon fans?

Interesting spreadsheet development.

[Kierland]

Keep typing deathcult after you watched Dump botch covid response. You are a fattt fucking traytorr.

[Screw_Michigan]

TB12 apparently hates his wife and kids that much, huh

[FiatLux]

TB12 apparently hates his wife and kids that much, huh

[FiatLux]

[Screw_Michigan]

He needed gas money.

Thanks, President Brandon

[Softball Bat]

Brady officially retires... again.

:)


https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/to ... -rcna68554

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

One side note.
Ozzy Osborne just announced his retirement, completely taking the limelight from Brady's announcement earlier today.

In a touching message to fans, Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne has announced he is "retiryouknow, the thing with Sabbath and the flibberyloo, an-n-n Tony andi wit the bloody timeof our lives, mate."

"I luhthu fans, futhin right by th love, Sabbath badboy innit?" said Osbourne in a statement. "Heavy meh-ahl don by me knackered cheeky bodger an hodd ROCK! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

The 74-year-old singer, who has been struggling with health issues for years, announced the premature end of his European tour, much to the dismay of fans. Many are still speculating as to whether he will ever perform again, or whether he'll just bagsy up the next benderyouknow for all th-birds, yeahalright.

"Et-ah love-y inna bobbish, yeh mates alright!" said Osbourne toward the end of his statement. "Sharon wantsa you know all over the house, takea nap inna boot now, cheerio."

When asked for comment on Ozzy's retirement, former bandmate and Sabbath founder Tony Iommi said, "What?'

At publishing time Ozzy had crossa lineya flibber, gotta geh-upn' do eht-anyway.

[mvscal]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2 ... dy-retire/


More time to spend with the wife and kids.

He is on the NFL Mount Rushmore.





There is hope for all of us!

Why post a photo deliberately showing the outline of his junk?

Maybe he thought it might keep your dick beaters off the keyboard for a few minutes and give everyone here a brief respite from your relentless imbecility.

Gaze on, fruitcake.

[Screw_Michigan]

Maybe he thought it might keep your dick beaters off the keyboard for a few minutes and give everyone here a brief respite from your relentless imbecility.

Gaze on, fruitcake.

[Meat Head]

Maybe he thought it might keep your dick beaters off the keyboard for a few minutes and give everyone here a brief respite from your relentless imbecility.

Gaze on, fruitcake.

[LTS TRN 2]

Tom Terrific stayed a year too long, simple as that. Everything makes sense--he'd prepared so well for a long career, no injuries, he still felt fine, and the burn of getting close but losing closely in '21. As for the super hot wifey, the more I look at her, the more I see a man with tits. :o

[BSmack]

Tampa Bay is completely fucked. Hope they enjoyed that Super Bowl.

[Kierland]

You can even make a coherent post about Football, you crying whining, melting tard.

[mvscal]

You can even make a coherent post about Football, you crying whining, melting tard.

That post is coherent to big strong studs who KNOW about big time smashmouth football and watch "gladiator", "300", "Braveheart", etc.....

...whilst draining their 'man glands' down your gullet like you were a hungry little hatchling.

[Softball Bat]

I started watching Tom Brady on Colon Cowherd's show today, got about 5 minutes in and turned off my station.
Pretty boring.

Colon asked "Is there a 1% chance you will play again?"

Tom Brady gave a long winded answer, changed directions, and DID NOT answer the simple question.

Colon let it pass by without following up.

Brady is supposed to start his gig as a FAUX analyst in... 2024.

Seeing as Tom is not that exciting, and his speech pattern tends to be cautious and slow, I am not sure he will be a *HIT* as an analyst.
We'll see about that.

And seeing as Tom wouldn't answer Colon's simple question, I would not be surprised if he unretired and played again in 2023.