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Only 69% of Americans are confident they could whip a house cat's ass. :)

Meow.





Which animal is the baddest in all the animal kingdom (according to Mr. American)?




https://today.yougov.com/topics/lifesty ... mal_fights




I believe I saw an episode on the Discovery Channel once where they studied this hypothetical one-on-one animal fight deal.
They determined that an alligator would end up whipping the ass of every other animal on earth.



Go Gators!

If a grizzly bear attacks you don’t necessarily have to be able to outrun the bear.

As long as you can outrun whoever else you’re with.

The Cape Buffalo might be the baddest animal on earth. Kills more African big game hunters than any other. Saltwater crocodiles are also high on the list, as is Russell’s viper.

Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Tue May 18, 2021 2:07 pm The Cape Buffalo might be the baddest animal on earth.

https://images.app.goo.gl/T5kedWTuS5MuuUA99

I'd quit somewhere around mid-sized dog. Of course, that depends on the breed. A pit-bull is medium sized and I wouldn't want to take one on. Not suer about an Eagle. You'd get fukked up for sure, but could prolly take one.

Chimp?

NO fukking way. Chimps are bad ass. I'd rather take my chaces with a single wolf.

Pretty sure I could kick a goose's ass, even though they are nasty.

Last summer I was mountainbiking with a buddy who was attacked by a momma turkey. She was pretty nasty.

Elephant 8% :?

smackaholic wrote:Pretty sure I could kick a goose's ass

I'd like to see a few of the board members get worked over by a goose.

smackaholic wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 1:08 am Chimp?

NO fukking way. Chimps are bad ass. I'd rather take my chaces with a single wolf.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/man-lo ... e-1.364450

Yeah, remember that rich broad down in Fairfield County.

Chimps are fukking assholes. He ate her face off.

I’d rather have a go with the Elephant. At least it would be over quick.


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It like you know nothing about anything. 14 yo, until then calm, chimp’s human “father” and “brother” die, “mom” gives him Xanax and he wigs on a chick’s face thus turning her into the female equivalent of Jayne in PHX and that means chimps are assholes.

Just STFU already.

Moving Sale...defender of chimps!

He’s a short Jane Goodall.


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A moose bit my sister once.

So the scariest animal would be a gorilla sitting atop an elephant, while swinging a cobra around like a whip.

Obviously not the gerbils your proud boy buddies shove up your ass.

Python wrote: ↑Sat May 22, 2021 4:19 pmA moose bit my sister once.

I've been bitten by a python.

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Sat May 22, 2021 7:03 pm My mother was charged by a lion.

What was the crime?

Lion under oath.

Which she categorically denied.

ML@Coyote wrote: ↑Sat May 22, 2021 8:44 pmLion under oath.

That's a feliney offense.

Man found dead in animal enclosure at zoo after possible kangaroo fight

https://local12.com/resources/media2/16 ... 102562.jpg







14% of Americans, including Eric Slate, think they could whip a kangaroo's @ss.

Mr. Slate enjoyed "roughhousing" with a certain kangaroo, but unfortunately the 'roo turned the tables on him.

Kangaroos are underrated warriors.



RIP, Mr. Slate!

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed May 14, 2025 5:06 pm
Kangaroo's are underrated warriors.

And apostrophe's are overrated punctuation...

Sorry about that!

These are the same tourons who think that it's perfectly safe to pet a fluffy cow...

And I'm referring to all those who thought they could take a chimp or larger.

Actually beat in a fight? Without any weapons, just bare handed?

I doubt that 50% of the population could actually beat a pissed off cat or rat in a fight, much less something like a chimp or bear.

Maybe they are thinking the question is asking whether they could escape from the various animals.

Maybe they're not thinking.

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed May 14, 2025 5:06 pm




Man found dead in animal enclosure at zoo after possible kangaroo fight

https://local12.com/resources/media2/16 ... 102562.jpg







14% of Americans, including Eric Slate, think they could whip a kangaroo's @ss.

Mr. Slate enjoyed "roughhousing" with a certain kangaroo, but unfortunately the 'roo turned the tables on him.

Kangaroos are underrated warriors.



RIP, Mr. Slate!

You resurrected a 100 year old thread for a glass dick?

https://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewt ... &start=280

Nice job, slappy.

Damn, I should check that thread more often.

I fought a feral kitten in my garage about 20 years ago. It was a long haired gray tabby, about 12 weeks old, probably. Straight kicked the shit outta my fully grown ass. Learned my lesson. Without tools, man is a wuss.

Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed May 14, 2025 10:03 pm Damn, I should check that thread more often.

nice white flag