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RIP Maryanne
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:39 pm
by smackaholic
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... i=23333070
#19 strikes down another in the prime of life.....82.
I'll bet every last one of you fukks over the age of 50 rubbed out a few to that sweet little farm girl.
I'll bet the Professor is tapping it right now.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:42 pm
by Dinsdale
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:11 am
by Kierland
Fuck both of you orange fucks. Trying to sneak in on a non political thread so you MIGHT be taken seriously. Mea Culpa or fuck off.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:12 am
by Screw_Michigan
Kierland wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:11 am
Fuck both of you orange fucks. Trying to sneak in on a non political thread so you MIGHT be taken seriously. Mea Culpa or fuck off.
100%
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:23 am
by Softball Bat
Mary Ann
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 1:47 am
by Innocent Bystander
If that's 82, she looks great.
I don't buy that Mary Ann was innocent. What's an unescorted farm girl doing on a three hour tour where the majority of passengers are men?
As for the Professor: gay or gigolo?
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 2:07 pm
by Slap
I wanted to go into full scale jerk mode for Ginger and Mary Ann whenever they came on. Fully nude, legs splayed wide, tongue out, two hand tug going, But my parents were always in the house. Fuck! So I had to keep all that sexual rage pent up for bathroom time. Mary Ann's dark shorts were some fantastic jerk fodder. I kept those in mind and spilled dozens of loads to each of the beauties. Lovey was excluded.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:49 pm
by Dinsdale
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
The mate was a mighty sailing man
The skipper brave and sure
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour
A guess a majority ain't what it used to be.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 3:07 am
by Innocent Bystander
Why was she there, unchaperoned?
- Lovey - Thurston
- Ginger - probably also Thurston
-The Professor - probably needed Thurston's patronage
who invited Mary Ann?
The Skipper and Gilligan are not chaperones.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:25 am
by Kierland
Dinsdale wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:49 pm
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
The mate was a mighty sailing man
The skipper brave and sure
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour
A guess a majority ain't what it used to be.
The orange ditch digger can count to five. The number of fingers his proud friend stick up his ass no doubt.
You REALLY want to come back in here bunker boy?
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:08 pm
by Smackie Chan
Dinsdale wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:49 pm
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
The mate was a mighty sailing man
The skipper brave and sure
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour
A guess a majority ain't what it used to be.
The men won the electoral count.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:30 am
by Dinsdale
An adult woman needs a chaperone to do stuff?
A chaperone would have likely dampened her ability to partake of Professor's schlong, which she clearly coveted. She was always game to "stir the coconut"... the wonderful little whore.
And she won the trip in a raffle, or some such shit (pretty lame raffle, if there isn't two tickets).
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:04 am
by Innocent Bystander
In the 1950s in TVLand, if she didn't want to end up like 'Mary from Iowa', then yes. That innocent farmgirl schtick has a lot going on beneath it. If everyone on that three hour tour was being punished, then Mary Ann's sin is pretty cut and dried.
As for the Professor, I figure he intentionally didn't fix the boat. And that he was gay. He was only interested in Ginger's mind? Ok, sure, yeah, whatever.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:35 pm
by Wolfman
Ginger was more my speed. They sure packed a lot of things for a 3 hour boat ride.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 8:57 pm
by Bill in Houston
That, and a lot of things washed up ('sup wolfie?)
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:29 am
by Dick Fuckington
I blew many ropey loadZ into the sink as a teenager after watching both Mary Ann and Ginger.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 12:21 pm
by Slap
I wanted to impregnate both of them multiple times.
Gilligan and the Skipper were both faggots, weren't they?
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:48 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Dick Fuckington wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:29 am
I blew many ropey loadZ into the sink as a teenager after watching both Mary Ann and Ginger.
You jerked off in the sink? :?
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:14 am
by Innocent Bystander
So no one is gonna answer how DF was able to accurately aim for the drain/basin, instead of the wall, mirror, light fixtures, or ceiling?
:?
aight.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 5:35 am
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:48 pm
You jerked off in the sink?
No muss, no fuss.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:57 pm
by Slap
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:14 am
So no one is gonna answer how DF was able to accurately aim for the drain/basin, instead of the wall, mirror, light fixtures, or ceiling?
:?
aight.
If you push the nozzle down you can spray it into the sink. It isn't as pleasurable as nutting for the ceiling, but sometimes circumstances dictate that frosting the sink is the way to go. And as Dinsdale indicates, the upside to jizzing the sink is that clean up is usually pretty snappy.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:00 pm
by Innocent Bystander
I guess, y'all.
It's just that the tub is right there. How fucking tall does your Wilt Chamberlain ass have to be as a teen to go for the sink, instead of the tub/shower? Even easier to clean. I mean, damn, plus missing out on the brownie points from Mom because you're keeping clean instead of going to bed with teen boy stank.
Lather, rinse >>>>>>> jackhammer pain
I'm just saying. But aight. Must be a man thing.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:52 pm
by Dick Fuckington
Dinsdale wrote: ↑Wed Jan 06, 2021 5:35 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 1:48 pm
You jerked off in the sink?
No muss, no fuss.
Sometimes in the sink. Other times the bathroom floor looked like the bottom of a parakeet’s cage.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:45 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Why are you pointing your dick down??! The floor? That's not normal, man.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:52 pm
by Bill in Houston
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:45 pm
Why are you pointing your dick down??! The floor? That's not normal, man.
It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits.
You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:44 am
by Dinsdale
Bill in Houston wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:52 pm
It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits.
You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow.
Beat me to it. IB has all of the scientific acumen of Softball Bat.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:13 am
by Kierland
And yet pop was the one that sniffed out the orange menace while you sucked Dump’s dick all the way to sedition. You truly are a stupid ditch digging grammar weirdo.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:40 am
by Dinsdale
Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:13 am
And yet pop was the one that sniffed out the orange menace while you sucked Dump’s dick all the way to sedition.
(Non-existent ) Link?
YHKYOA
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:25 am
by Kierland
That you won’t read because you post from the yellow Burt spray school of posting.
Fuck off proud coward.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 7:28 pm
by Dick Fuckington
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:00 pm
I guess, y'all.
It's just that the tub is
right there. How fucking tall does your Wilt Chamberlain ass have to be as a teen to go for the sink, instead of the tub/shower? Even easier to clean. I mean, damn, plus missing out on the brownie points from Mom because you're keeping clean instead of going to bed with teen boy stank.
Lather, rinse >>>>>>> jackhammer pain
I'm just saying. But aight. Must be a man thing.
I used to carry a picture of the sink in my wallet.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:17 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Bill in Houston wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:52 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:45 pm
Why are you pointing your dick down??! The floor? That's not normal, man.
It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits.
You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow.
Yeah. A reduction would probably do a world of good. But that's ultimately vanity, if no cancer is found. No reason to go there.
Erections, however, go up, not down. Dick has a pain fetish. Live and let live, still sounds like no fun.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:21 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Dinsdale wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:44 am
Bill in Houston wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:52 pm
It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits.
You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow.
Beat me to it. IB has all of the scientific acumen of Softball Bat.
We're living inside the event horizon of a black hole, and are already dead.
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:23 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Dick Fuckington wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 7:28 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:00 pm
I guess, y'all.
It's just that the tub is
right there. How fucking tall does your Wilt Chamberlain ass have to be as a teen to go for the sink, instead of the tub/shower? Even easier to clean. I mean, damn, plus missing out on the brownie points from Mom because you're keeping clean instead of going to bed with teen boy stank.
Lather, rinse >>>>>>> jackhammer pain
I'm just saying. But aight. Must be a man thing.
I used to carry a picture of the sink in my wallet.
Delta or Moen?
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 3:36 am
by Dick Fuckington
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:17 pm
Bill in Houston wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:52 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 9:45 pm
Why are you pointing your dick down??! The floor? That's not normal, man.
It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits.
You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow.
Yeah. A reduction would probably do a world of good. But that's ultimately vanity, if no cancer is found. No reason to go there.
Erections, however, go up, not down. Dick has a pain fetish. Live and let live, still sounds like no fun.
I called it “giving the carpet a midnight snack”
Re: RIP Maryanne
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 3:38 am
by Dick Fuckington
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:23 pm
Dick Fuckington wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 7:28 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:00 pm
I guess, y'all.
It's just that the tub is
right there. How fucking tall does your Wilt Chamberlain ass have to be as a teen to go for the sink, instead of the tub/shower? Even easier to clean. I mean, damn, plus missing out on the brownie points from Mom because you're keeping clean instead of going to bed with teen boy stank.
Lather, rinse >>>>>>> jackhammer pain
I'm just saying. But aight. Must be a man thing.
I used to carry a picture of the sink in my wallet.
Delta or Moen?
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