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Holiday TDS.

Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:35 pm

Merry TDS---

Yup Merry Christmas.

Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:34 pm Merry TDS---

What does that mean?

Left Seater wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:39 pm Holiday TDS.

I would ask you to explain what that even means, but I’m sure you are all decked out in Yellow and Yellower for the holidays.

Kierland wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:56 am What does that mean?

Nice holiday troll. There is nothing that you cannot obsess politically over. Nobody gives a fuck.

Kierland wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:56 am

Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:34 pm Merry TDS---

What does that mean?

It's a "lesbian thing"...you wouldn't understand.

Derron wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 4:56 am Nice holiday troll. There is nothing that you cannot obsess politically over. Nobody gives a fuck.

Overly sensitive bitch. You know he's a felon and he deserves to serve time.

The State wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2019 7:54 pm

Her breasts are voluptuous.
Is that CGI or really her mammary glands? Because she took trump's 13 NY inches down her catholic throat and swallowed his impeached sperm,
All 3 trillion of them.

On this board we say "Merry Christmas". You gutter rats.

EAP wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:29 am On this board we say "Merry Christmas". You gutter rats.

~cough~

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:38 am

EAP wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:29 am On this board we say "Merry Christmas". You gutter rats.

~cough~

I like your candles.
But, you need to remember that us Christians have got your back.
Without our protection? Everyone would be lining up to get a piece of your jew ass.

Kierland wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:56 amWhat does that mean?

Seriously? It's a joke. An SNL thing.

It's counterpoint to Screw's silly post.

Does that help?

Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 3:15 pm

Kierland wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:56 amWhat does that mean?

Seriously? It's a joke. An SNL thing.

It's counterpoint to Screw's silly post.

Does that help?

I don’t watch SNL, and I don’t understand what is so silly about his post. It’s a parody, so I guess that makes it silly.
Other than that...

There you go, question answered. Yes, by silly, I meant parody.

I guess Marty is right, must be a lesbian thing cause I still don’t get it.

Kierland wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 6:12 pm I guess Marty is right, must be a lesbian thing cause I still don’t get it.

No, it's an SNL thing. You can't get it unless you watch.

~~~ j o k e _ a l e r t ~~~

Q: What do lesbians order on their second date?

A: A moving van.



:|

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 7:38 pm ~~~ j o k e _ a l e r t ~~~

Q: What do lesbians order on their second date?

A: A moving van.



:|

They usually order raw oysters if my memory is correct.

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:30 pm You know - it takes a real dick sucking faggot to think that Pelosi is appealing in any way.

Here ya go... dick sucking Faggot.

Umm, yeahhhh...way to prove 'Srpay's point Milton. That's one fugly bitch.

Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 11:12 pm Umm, yeahhhh...way to prove 'Srpay's point Truth. That's one fugly bitch.

Maybe to a lesbian.

Are you a lesbian... Jayne?



Here ya go Jayne.

Happy Holidays, Screwy! Keep holding aloft the Light.

EAP wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:29 am

The State wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2019 7:54 pm

Her breasts are voluptuous.

She's Italian. It comes with the gene pool.

Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 11:12 pm Umm, yeahhhh...way to prove 'Srpay's point Milton. That's one fugly bitch.

I'll bet it was pretty nice, at least through the Nixon Administration.

And likely quite serviceable through GHWB.

Hell, Clinton might have even took a swing at it when he first got to DC.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:38 am

EAP wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:29 am On this board we say "Merry Christmas". You gutter rats.

~cough~

Our bad. Happy Hanukkah mother fucker.

88 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2019 3:50 am Pure genius.

Because suddenly you care about being eloquent.
How’s the process workin’ out for ya tard?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:09 am

Is that the new Subaru? Sweeeet!

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:30 pm You know - it takes a real dick sucking faggot to think that Pelosi is appealing in any way.

Hold on just a moment.
Can't you imagine your full blown erection between those voluptuous titties?
Don't you find her a bit more sexy than Joan Rivers?
I used to have this fantasy back in the day when Joan and her daughter melissa were on the Howard Stern show. Howard asked them if they'd both fuck the same guy, a 3-way.
They said no, but their smiles said YES!!!!!!
HOW HOT WOULD THAT BE???
Fuckkng Joan Rivers and her daughter BOTH!!!
Imagine melissa jerking you off into her mom's mouth, and then have Joan jerk you off into her daughter's mouth.

Then, imagine you're in San Francisco driving your new green bullitt mustang to Pelosi's million dollar mansion.
She let's you in for a sumptuous feast of wild boar pheasant and
Bull testicles in a sherry wine sauce.
Then off to the study for some nice king Louis XIII COGNAC.
Cuban cigars and a nice fire burning.
You slowly peel her clothes off and you are harder than when you were 17 and captain of the football team.
You are fucking her big bountiful expensive breasts, threatening to splooge all over her entire face if she doesn't hand over the impeachment papers so you can toss them in the fire.
OR, toss the articles into the fire,
AND STILL splooge her face, throat and ASS!
Imagine you're Don Draper.
MAGA

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2019 6:44 am She’s an ancient drag queen. Half those pictures are wytched. A shithole.

You sure? I heard her legs are still sexy as hell.

Schmick, yes. But something else is going on.

https://www.politico.com/gallery/2018/0 ... 30?slide=1

Something happened between 1987 and 1992. Her spirit is different.

The State wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 11:20 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 11:12 pm Umm, yeahhhh...way to prove 'Srpay's point Truth. That's one fugly bitch.

Maybe to a lesbian.

Are you a lesbian... Jayne?

Umm, yeahhhh...sorry to disappoint you Milton, but I don't "swing" the San Fagcisco way. That's is your milieu.

Now clean up some that shit and needle infested mess contaminating your homeless riddled sidewalks. Disgusting.

Happy Hannukah to my fellow tribe members.

Merry Christmas to all of you who celebrate.

Happy Festivus for the rest of us.

Or just enjoy your day(s) off if you don't celebrate any of the holidays.

Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2019 3:27 pm

The State wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 11:20 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 11:12 pm Umm, yeahhhh...way to prove 'Srpay's point Truth. That's one fugly bitch.

Maybe to a lesbian.

Are you a lesbian... Jayne?

Umm, yeahhhh...sorry to disappoint you Milton, but I don't "swing" the San Fagcisco way. That's is your milieu.

Now clean up some that shit and needle infested mess contaminating your homeless riddled sidewalks. Disgusting.

Wow Jay.
We agree that the socialist nazi's who control San Fransicko are enemies of liberty and our Bill of rights.
Dr. Savage was way ahead of everyone on this.

Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Mon Dec 23, 2019 3:27 pm

The State wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 11:20 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 11:12 pm Umm, yeahhhh...way to prove 'Srpay's point Truth. That's one fugly bitch.

Maybe to a lesbian.

Are you a lesbian... Jayne?

Umm, yeahhhh...sorry to disappoint you Milton, but I don't "swing" the San Fagcisco way. That's is your milieu.

Now clean up some that shit and needle infested mess contaminating your homeless riddled sidewalks. Disgusting.

Just because Phoedix is immune from gentrification cause it’s a desert wasteland, doesn’t mean you got to hate on the popular places.