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Joke

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:53 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Today is my first day at the dog shelter. Calling all the pit bulls “mister worldwide” as i push them into the oven.

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:39 pm
by Screw_Michigan
88 wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:07 pm?
This guy, Pitbull, his nickname is Mr Worldwide

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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:49 pm
by BSmack
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Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:20 pm
by smackaholic
So, you’re the baker at a kill shelter?

Step up from jizz mopped, I recon.


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Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:23 pm
by smackaholic
This would be a good time to remind you funks to spay/neuter your pets.

Too fukking bad screwy’s parents didn’t get that advice.


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Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:40 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:53 pm Today is my first day at the dog shelter. Calling all the pit bulls “mister worldwide” as i push them into the oven.

Re: Joke

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 10:11 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
pit genocide = NOW

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:56 am
by Dinsdale
Wait -- a guy who goes by the name "Pitbull" has a... nickname? So, is Pitbull his given name?

If your "joke" elicited as much laughter as when you whipped out your self-described tiny penis in front of the he-shes you solicit, you'd be raking in the RACKs.

As it is... you suck, Pursey.

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:14 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Did I miss something?

Why did Dins decide to go out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun on Screwey?

:?

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:23 am
by EAP
This thread is waaay over my head. :|

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:27 am
by Dinsdale
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:14 am Did I miss something?

Why did Dins decide to go out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun on Screwey?

He carries a fucking purse, and he whines like a Canuck who got a stain on his favourite denim formal jacket.

Need I go on?

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:34 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dinsdale wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:27 am ...a Canuck who got a stain on his favourite denim formal jacket.
You son-of-a-bitch...

:x

Do you know how hard it is to wash poutine gravy out of brushed cotton?

:x

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:42 am
by Innocent Bystander
Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:53 pm Today is my first day at the dog shelter. Calling all the pit bulls “mister worldwide” as i push them into the oven.
Looks like the Chosen clones were offended, Screw. I thought it was cruel to bullies; but I also think Pitbull is criminally wasting his talents making pop music for coal burners, so it's a wash.

Euthanising puppies is psychically traumatizing, but still more morally pure than aborting little black babies to profit from their body parts.

Re: Joke

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:09 am
by Dinsdale
Innocent Bystander wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:42 am coal burners
Allllrighty then.

The judges also would have accepted "smoke jumpers," or "niqqer loving whores."