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KC Wankers, it't that time of year again!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 11:52 pm
by Adelpiero
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Sig bets?

Mullets with 1985 WS Pennants will be in full force.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 12:15 am
by Bizzarofelice
Kansas City is so much better than St. Louis.

Love,
Napoleon Complexes 3 1/2 west on I-70.


Too bad you're slightly smaller than us populationwise, yet can't seem to field a decent team if your fountains depended on it.

Fountains; something for people who have water and need to do something gay with it.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 12:16 am
by Bizzarofelice
Kansas City... the first part of your name is "Kansas."

Bode rest of the state.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 12:25 am
by Adelpiero
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(L,R Royal Fan, Cards fan)

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:30 am
by War Wagon
Bizzarofelice wrote:Kansas City... the first part of your name is "Kansas."

Bode rest of the state.
Yeah, hard to argue with that.

But the 2nd part your name is Loser!

Re: KC Wankers, it't that time of year again!!!!!!!

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:10 am
by Funkywhiteboy
Adelpiero wrote:Mullets with 1985 WS Pennants will be in full force.
Don Denkinger will throw out the first pitch, to Jorge Orta. :P

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 12:54 pm
by Bizzarofelice
War Wagon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Kansas City... the first part of your name is "Kansas."

Bode rest of the state.
Yeah, hard to argue with that.

But the 2nd part your name is Loser!
No it isn't, it is Loo-is. The first part of your name is dedicated to the 5 hours of nothing to the west of your town. The first part of your name is dedicated to the region God is trying to wipe off the map with tornadoes.

You might as well root for Giddens and company.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:47 pm
by orcinus
In for the avatars.

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 2:32 pm
by helmet
<---------Will crush you like a peanut

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 2:49 pm
by Prototype
In

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 11:41 pm
by War Wagon
Bizzarofelice wrote:
No it isn't, it is Loo-is.
And the state in which you live is also pronounced "Mizz-ur-ee" rather than "Mizz-ur-uh", but I guaran-damn-tee that you use the latter.
You might as well root for Giddens and company.
May you die a long and excruciatingly painful death for such blasphemy.

Look Bubfelice, we Tiggers fans here in KC are on the front lines of this border war. Nary a day goes by I'm not confronted by a smug, condescending Jaypuke fan in all their putrid gear. Kinda' reminds me of how St. Loser fan acts towards their younger brother to the west, and explains my disdain.

Needless to say, they all get put in their place by this lifelong KCMO resident.

In for any and all sig bets.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 2:05 pm
by JHawkBCD
War Wagon wrote:Nary a day goes by I'm not confronted by a smug, condescending Jaypuke fan in all their putrid gear.
Start showing some respect or I'll up the daily deposits of fiery bags of dogshit on your doorstep to two a day.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 2:13 pm
by SunCoastSooner
Could use some updates on this thread this weekend concerning the series. Doubt I will see any of it even if it is/were on television out here. I have some family issues going and aout to head back out the door at any rate. Keep me posted.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 4:28 pm
by Bizzarofelice
War Wagon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
No it isn't, it is Loo-is.
And the state in which you live is also pronounced "Mizz-ur-ee" rather than "Mizz-ur-uh", but I guaran-damn-tee that you use the latter.
... and you just lost that bet.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 4:29 pm
by Bizzarofelice
JHawkBCD wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Nary a day goes by I'm not confronted by a smug, condescending Jaypuke fan in all their putrid gear.
Start showing some respect or I'll up the daily deposits of fiery bags of dogshit on your doorstep to two a day.
You are by far the worst pizza delivery boy EVAH!

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:09 pm
by War Wagon

And the state in which you live is also pronounced "Mizz-ur-ee" rather than "Mizz-ur-uh", but I guaran-damn-tee that you use the latter.
... and you just lost that bet.
Well, you've got that going for you, which is nice. I cringe whenever I hear it pronounced wrong. My experience has generally been that people in the western part of the state say it differently than those from back east.

Norm Stewart, bless his heart, always put the 'uh' at the end. How in hell anyone can see the name Missouri and think the 'i' sounds like that is beyond me

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:22 pm
by Adelpiero
War Wagon wrote:

And the state in which you live is also pronounced "Mizz-ur-ee" rather than "Mizz-ur-uh", but I guaran-damn-tee that you use the latter.
... and you just lost that bet.
Well, you've got that going for you, which is nice. I cringe whenever I hear it pronounced wrong. My experience has generally been that people in the western part of the state say it differently than those from back east.

Norm Stewart, bless his heart, always put the 'uh' at the end. How in hell anyone can see the name Missouri and think the 'i' sounds like that is beyond me

Actually i believe it's a Bible Belt thing, the Mizzurah, only time i heard it, was trying to shag a girl from Cape. All the peoples used the rah at end. For the love of god, atleast be able to pronounce the state you were born in!!

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:26 pm
by Bizzarofelice
War Wagon wrote:I cringe whenever I hear it pronounced wrong.
Dickie V sez "Missourah." Hearing that almost makes me wish he goes back to talking about Duke.

You hear Dooling on Rome's show today? Rome couldn't stop gushing about the guy afterwards.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:30 pm
by Bizzarofelice
e wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:You hear Dooling on Rome's show today? Rome couldn't stop gushing about the guy afterwards.
how is that any different than what he does with every other guest?
Usually Rome sez "That was great. Mike Tyson just told me he eats his own poo. Solid Jungle guy." For Keyon, Rome said "This guy's backwash tastes like cherry kool-aid."

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:11 pm
by Adelpiero
Game 1 Best Pitching matchup of series


Mulder vs. Greinke

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:25 am
by Adelpiero
Rack Mabry!!?!

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:30 am
by Bizzarofelice
Adelpiero wrote:Rack Mabry!!?!
Yes, my son. Rack Mabes.

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 3:06 am
by Adelpiero
Rack Game 1



I don't care what anyone says, Eckstein has a strong arm, he threw that ball way into right field!! :o

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 3:09 am
by War Wagon
That was below average.

I hate everyone and everything right now.

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 3:12 am
by War Wagon
I will lash out vociferously at anyone who dares try to remove me from the pity pot.

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 11:20 pm
by Adelpiero
i have a bad feeling with Meatball morris on the mound tonight.

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 11:31 pm
by War Wagon
Don't worry, Jose "gascan" Lima is on the mound as well.

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 11:33 pm
by Adelpiero
looks like it could be a good'in. Lima wound up, Larussa crying!





rack! Now this is more like it!

Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 1:08 am
by Adelpiero
Rack Larry"gimp"Walker

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:15 am
by JHawkBCD
Adelpiero wrote: I don't care what anyone says, Eckstein has a strong arm, he threw that ball way into right field!!
After this weekend, Eckstein will be glad that he won't have to set foot in Kaufmann again this year. 3 errors in the first two innings today? Shades of Buddy Biancalana.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:50 am
by War Wagon
Buddy Biancalana won a World Series there, thank you very much.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:21 am
by AnNeg
My sister, who knows almost nothing about baseball, got in a nice one while we were watching highlights.....

"hey, midget!!! Get a bigger glove!!!!"

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:19 pm
by Prototype
Well, what am I wearing?

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:48 pm
by Bizzarofelice
you get to keep your av.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:56 pm
by orcinus
In for the beatings ....

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 5:11 pm
by JHawkBCD
War Wagon wrote:Buddy Biancalana won a World Series there, thank you very much.
Yeah, and Trent Green has a Super Bowl ring, what's your fucking point?