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On Thursday and then serious bowell obstruction, still in hospital, be in another two days. Not even close to death pool worthy, so fuck off and toast the New Year for me hitches.
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Hang in there, Derron.

Would be hell for me if I no longer had my "dog" to kick around in here.


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That really sucks. The knee replacement is hard enough without having your innards fucked up.

Try some ghost pepper sauce for the bowel thing and get better soon. Every board needs its tards.
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Knee replacement won’t make you taller midget. You are in the hospital because you are a stupid broken down POS.
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Derron wrote:On Thursday and then serious bowell obstruction, still in hospital, be in another two days. Not even close to death pool worthy, so fuck off and toast the New Year for me hitches.
Sorry to hear about this, broski. What about the lobotomy you so desperately need?
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Best of luck Derron. I had an official on my old crew who had one replaced and was much better able to move and run.
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Left Seater wrote:Best of luck Derron. I had an official on my old crew who had one replaced and was much better able to move and run.
I had one done 7 or 8 years ago and was specifically told not to run on it. Too high an impact. Unless you'd like to have it re-done.
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Derron wrote:On Thursday and then serious bowell obstruction, still in hospital, be in another two days.
Constipation probably due to ingesting all of those opioids. Suck it up, buttercup. Lay off the pain meds.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Derron wrote:On Thursday and then serious bowell obstruction, still in hospital, be in another two days.
Constipation probably due to ingesting all of those opioids. Suck it up, buttercup. Lay off the pain meds.
Opioids? Constipation is just a natural side effect of being full of shit.

Get well, friend.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Derron wrote:On Thursday and then serious bowell obstruction
My condolences to the gerbil.

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Home from the hospital to days, starting the food "reentrodution protocol today. Orthopedic pain is one thing, but you fuck with that gut and it is a whole new world.
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Left Seater wrote:Best of luck Derron. I had an official on my old crew who had one replaced and was much better able to move and run.
I had one done 7 or 8 years ago and was specifically told not to run on it. Too high an impact. Unless you'd like to have it re-done.
This. Impingement shock is on the of worst things you can do. When I my partial done in 2004, I was the youngest guy on the floor at 47. I was again the youngest in there at 61 on Thursday. The mechanics of joint replacement ( running other impingement shock activities) says is cannot be done or should not at least.

On a shooting sports board I am on, all the old hard core fitness dudes are whining like a bunch of pussies how their crossfit, 30 miles of running a week and all that shit has left them wrecks in their mid 50's.
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Softball Bat wrote:Hang in there, Derron.

Would be hell for me if I no longer had my "dog" to kick around in here.


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Get well, bud.
Speaking of kicking around, yours is the first ass I attend on applying this bionic reengineered knee to when I finish PT. Let's says 30 days or so.
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What did you do to your knee, Duhron?
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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The OL had a full left knee done a year and a half ago. She has naturally low BP which became too low for them to give her the "good stuff", immediately after the nerve block wore off. So for about a day, she was not a happy camper. Apparently tylenol doesn't take much of the sting out of a freshly sawn off knee. She also had a bitch of a time with PT, but is doing pretty well now, but running is not in her future. Fortunately she can still play cowgirl fairly well.
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61, shit knees, shit gut, opioid addiction, gun nut and dumb as dirt. Yeah I will be pissing on your tiny grave you mouth breathing mongoloid.
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Derron wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Left Seater wrote:Best of luck Derron. I had an official on my old crew who had one replaced and was much better able to move and run.
I had one done 7 or 8 years ago and was specifically told not to run on it. Too high an impact. Unless you'd like to have it re-done.
This. Impingement shock is on the of worst things you can do. When I my partial done in 2004, I was the youngest guy on the floor at 47. I was again the youngest in there at 61 on Thursday. The mechanics of joint replacement ( running other impingement shock activities) says is cannot be done or should not at least.

On a shooting sports board I am on, all the old hard core fitness dudes are whining like a bunch of pussies how their crossfit, 30 miles of running a week and all that shit has left them wrecks in their mid 50's.
I know plenty of people that have had knee replacements and can run. They don't do marathons but they do run.
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Left Seater wrote:I know plenty of people that have had knee replacements and can run. They don't do marathons but they do run.
Full or partial? I bet you'd have a very difficult time finding many orthopedic surgeons who would endorse that.
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Goober McTuber wrote:I bet you'd have a very difficult time finding many orthopedic surgeons who would endorse that.
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Oscar Goldman gave the green light to Steve Austin...right before he fought Bigfoot.
Then he used his bionic dick on Jamie Sommers (QQMF).


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Screw_Michigan wrote:What did you do to your knee, Duhron?
I blew it out first in 1982 when I was a firefighter. Had artho on it then. After I got out of firefighing / EMS shit, I started construction work. Had a front partial on it in 2004. Still kept up the construction gigs, you don't give up 150K a year work for a little bit of pain. The partial failed which I had been told would happen and here we are.

I cannot fathom running with an artificial knee. But at my age running for anything makes no sense.
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Kierland wrote:61, shit knees, shit gut, opioid addiction, gun nut and dumb as dirt. Yeah I will be pissing on your tiny grave you mouth breathing mongoloid.
At which point I will arise from the dead, jam the barrel of my modified Remington 870 self defense shotgun up your shit chute and blow what brains you do have all over for the fucking crows to eat.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Oscar Goldman gave the green light to Steve Austin...right before he fought Bigfoot.
Then he used his bionic dick on Jamie Sommers
He didn't put it in Farrah's butt enough, so she resorted to Ryan O'Neal.
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Derron wrote:
Kierland wrote:61, shit knees, shit gut, opioid addiction, gun nut and dumb as dirt. Yeah I will be pissing on your tiny grave you mouth breathing mongoloid.
At which point I will arise from the dead, jam the barrel of my modified Remington 870 self defense shotgun up your shit chute and blow what brains you do have all over for the fucking crows to eat.
I guess should have added, bat shit crazy.
Good god you are a mess.
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Kierland, you sound so angry. Did you get only coal in your stocking this past Christmas?
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Damn it’s getting crowded up here in Haystack’s dome. At least three trolls and two Congresswomen so far today, and more joining all the time.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Papa Willie wrote:
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Papa Willie wrote: Weird. You’ve been melting like somebody stole your food stamps. What happened to you over the holidays that made you so angry?
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I merely steer those like you into gorgeous melting sessions. You’ll figure it out when you grow up.
Geezuzaichkreist you are completely obsessed with what you think other people believe, and how much you think they're "melting."
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Mikey wrote:Damn it’s getting crowded up here in Haystack’s dome. At least three trolls and two Congresswomen so far today, and more joining all the time.
The entire "MSM" has now joined the ever-growing contingent.

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Why - because you don't agree with me?
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Full knee replacement and then......Death...
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