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So last summer I started participating in a program with a couple of local elementary schools where I send emails and skype with classrooms on an ongoing basis. The students are learning geography and they find my location on a globe or map. Sometimes they have already studied the location and other times our conversations are kicking off their lesson on the area/country. The kids ask some questions and we discuss how I got there, what the weather is like, what are the people like, etc. It is fun for me and the teachers have been expanding this to other classrooms in their school districts. If any of you travel a decent amount I will be happy to hook you up with the teacher who runs point on this.


Here are a few of the things/locations where I have "dropped" in on the kids. Call it the Seater the Teacher PET.


Last September we took my in-laws to Cabo to fish for my Father in Law's 75th Birthday
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Then we went to Des Moines and Ames Iowa with a group of people from the wife's MBA program for a Texas vs ISU game:

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In November we were in Florida. We saw an airshow and some cool sunsets.

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In late December we went to Europe for our 20th wedding anniversary.

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Copenhagen
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In February we went to Calgary, Banff and Lake Louise to ski and hike.
On frozen Lake Louise
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In April we took in a few sporting events.
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The wife with the Valero Texas Open Mascot Fable, in her company's suite at the Friday rounds.
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In May we went with friends to Costa Rica
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Apparently Mikey's racoon isn't the only one that likes swimming pools
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In June we went to a wedding in Cancun. This was the view outside our room each of the 4 days we were there.
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So after days of rain we decided to visit Tulum despite the rain and wind.
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June was also conference meetings for football.
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August had us back in Colorado as my wife and her best friend ran in two half marathons.
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We also did a good bit of hiking including to Hanging Lake outside of Aspen.
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In September we visited Washington DC.
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Potomac Red Neck Yahat Club
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Last month brought pre-season hockey and I helped out at a couple of games including Minnesota vs St Louis.
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Earlier this month it was back to Denver for work. The wife came out for a few days as well and we did more hiking.
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Clients gave the Right Seater and I tickets to the MNF game vs the Chiefs.
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Nice photos, friend

Great photo of you in shorts with the snow on the ground.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Nice photos, friend

Great photo of you in shorts with the snow on the ground.
The French folks in Chamonix really had no clue what to make of the large man in shorts while it was snowing. Heard this a good bit, “Que tu as froid ?” When I shook my head in the negative they were shocked.
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LS wrote:The students are learning geography and they find my location on a globe or map.
Education?


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Nice pics, though.
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Softball Bat wrote:
LS wrote:The students are learning geography and they find my location on a globe or map.
Education?


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Nice pics, though.
Yes geography is education. Just because you haven’t found a shape of the earth you support doesn’t mean geography isn’t educational.
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That ain't education!!!!

It's blasphemy!!!!!

sin- do I really have to say?
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Nice PET, always great to see pictures of places like that.
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Left Seater wrote: The French folks in Chamonix really had no clue what to make of the large man in shorts while it was snowing. Heard this a good bit, “Que tu as froid ?”
Generally that's reserved for drunks, but congrats on your achievement. You've found your level.
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Not only is leftseater... shutyomouth FAT.

He just posted 900 pictures on a message board to get the approval from the 4 posters that still post on this board.


Looks like having his parents whacked... has led to a nice life for him and his sister.



Fat people are funny.
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I...I...I don't even...I...uhhh...

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"Dear trev...
I don't know how to break this to you, but...
This isn't working out. I think we should see other people...and by other people, I mean you should remain celibate while I date Seater's wife...after the fat guy's heart explodes.
I hope you understand and take this well. So, ummm...bye."
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Where in the World is Leftseater?
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There is a rather disturbing lack of Mrs LS ass pics in this alleged PET thread. Get back to work.


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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:"Dear trev...
I don't know how to break this to you, but...
This isn't working out. I think we should see other people...and by other people, I mean you should remain celibate while I date Seater's wife...after the fat guy's heart explodes.
I hope you understand and take this well. So, ummm...bye."
Rack Marty!!!!




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Derron wrote:Nice PET, always great to see pictures of places like that.
Must be sober when he wrote this. Wonder what's wrong.

Nice PET lefty.
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FiatLux wrote:Not only is leftseater... shutyomouth FAT.

He just posted 900 pictures on a message board to get the approval from the 4 posters that still post on this board.


Looks like having his parents whacked... has led to a nice life for him and his sister.



Fat people are funny.
You fucking retard. He posts pics He Actually Shot.

He is not needing any approval from anyone here. He does not get his identity from where he might or want to live. He is not a child. He does not call names like 3rd grade. Like you.

You will never understand this because you exist in idiot's child bubble. But carry on, a board Does need its tards.
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Was Lefty stealing turtle eggs?
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RACK the awesome PET, Lefty! Verra nice!

One quick question: Seeing the picture of a Prius with a trailer hitch on the back has always made me laugh because I once owned a Gen 1 Prius and I can’t imagine it being able to pull anything. How much can a newer model tug along on the highway?

As for me, I’d love to post some of the pictures of places and things I’ve seen or done, but between the security protocols, NDAs, grim and gruesome scenes, and stuff to give kids nightmares about, you wouldn’t want me to become a itinerant school teacher. Kids would never leave the house. All in a day’s work I say!
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Rooster wrote:One quick question: Seeing the picture of a Prius with a trailer hitch on the back has always made me laugh because I once owned a Gen 1 Prius and I can’t imagine it being able to pull anything. How much can a newer model tug along on the highway?
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Yeah, that’d be about the limit of what a Prius can haul! :lol:
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BTW, the electric motor of the current Prius generates about the same horsepower as a Corolla.
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Rooster wrote:RACK the awesome PET, Lefty! Verra nice!

One quick question: Seeing the picture of a Prius with a trailer hitch on the back has always made me laugh because I once owned a Gen 1 Prius and I can’t imagine it being able to pull anything. How much can a newer model tug along on the highway?

As for me, I’d love to post some of the pictures of places and things I’ve seen or done, but between the security protocols, NDAs, grim and gruesome scenes, and stuff to give kids nightmares about, you wouldn’t want me to become a itinerant school teacher. Kids would never leave the house. All in a day’s work I say!
I have no clue how much a Prius can pull. It can’t be much.
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1,598 lbs.
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And why were you stealing turtle eggs?
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Goober McTuber wrote:1,598 lbs.
With or without Melty behind the wheel?
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Goober McTuber wrote:And why were you stealing turtle eggs?
Have you not seen the size of that guy? He was probably just whipping up an omelette to hold himself over until lunch.
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Stealing turtle eggs huh? Figured y’all would do a bit better than that.

The turtle egg laying probably took no more that 15 minutes. Took the hotel staff longer to carefully uncover them and put them in the trays. Before they even finished two ladies from the aquarium had arrived and took over the “stealing” of the eggs. The ladies from the aquarium also took a few GPS notes about the nests location.
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So why are they "borrowing" the turtle eggs?
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Dr_Phibes wrote:
Left Seater wrote: The French folks in Chamonix really had no clue what to make of the large man in shorts while it was snowing. Heard this a good bit, “Que tu as froid ?”
Generally that's reserved for drunks, but congrats on your achievement. You've found your level.
The French ask drunks if it is cold?
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Very nice. I'm glad you take the time to enjoy nature on your travels. There is nothing better than getting out on a trail for a few hours.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Very nice. I'm glad you take the time to enjoy nature on your travels. There is nothing better than getting out on a trail for a few hours.
There are few better ways than spending a day than hiking thru new areas. Well skiing downhill is better but that requires snow.
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You need to diet you fat fuck. You are a few tacos away from being Left Broken Seater.
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And you need to grow.

You want to take the Triathlon challenge? We both complete one where the results are searchable online.
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You're an absolute fraud. How can you look in the mirror?
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Goober McTuber wrote:1,598 lbs.
Is that with Lefty driving?
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I am not getting in a Prius to drive. Maybe the occasional Uber now and then but not as the driver.
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