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Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:36 am

Hot ass bitch I was knocking down went apeshit on me so now I’ve hit the dating apps and the pussy is free and marginal at best. But fuck it. I’m 40, I’ve leased my house out and moved into my travel trailer in an rv Park across the street from work to save money due to bitch wife taking a shit ton of money from me in divorce.

This is by far the best decision I’ve ever made in my life. I cook good meals every night and post pictures of dishes to these slutty chicks and they ask for an address. My trailer door has become a turnstyle for pussy for 3 weeks now because I can cook and fuck. I’ve been going about life all wrong for 40+ years. I can definitely get used to this.

^^^that gets them wet! Fucking unbelievable

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Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:53 am

Rack em'

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:56 am

Just remember, the cast iron skillet is one of the most versatile in (and out of) the kitchen.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:57 am

Go Coogs' wrote:~~My trailer door has become a turnstyle for pussy for 3 weeks now because I can cook and fuck.~~
I microwave burritos and jerk off to fetish porn, then cry myself to sleep.

ftfy

Slap · Post by **Slap** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:02 am

Go Coogs' wrote:I can definitely get used to this.

Your fat wife ejected you into a trailer park. And you pay her large sums of money every month.

Sure. Get used to it, loser.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:12 am

L45B wrote:Just remember, the cast iron skillet is one of the most versatile in (and out of) the kitchen.

Jesus Christ

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:14 am

Rack you Rumps

Do you post photos of your dishes in your Tinder profile? Also, why did you pay your ex a ton of money in your divorce if you didn't have kids? (serious question, not trying to troll)

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Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:15 am

Netboy Reid is still around? OTST.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:52 am

Noodles and cheese sauce. Yum.

I'll bet Meltspray's pussy is getting wet already.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:45 am

Go Coogs' wrote:My trailer door has become a turnstyle for pussy for 3 weeks now

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 4:10 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Also, why did you pay your ex a ton of money in your divorce if you didn't have kids?

Don't you get it? He got the trailer and the frying pan.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 11:07 am

ML@Coyote wrote: Don't you get it? He got the trailer and the frying pan.

I don't have much experience with divorce but I was under the impression that most inequitable divorce payouts from men are due to children and that most childless divorces have relatively equal splits, even if the income disparity is huge.

Anyway, the bottom line is that Rumps is fired up for his future and that is great.

ML@Coyote · Post by **ML@Coyote** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:52 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
ML@Coyote wrote: Don't you get it? He got the trailer and the frying pan.
I don't have much experience with divorce but I was under the impression that most inequitable divorce payouts from men are due to children and that most childless divorces have relatively equal splits

You still don't get it.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:48 pm

ML@Coyote wrote: You still don't get it.

You're right. I've never been divorced.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:49 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
ML@Coyote wrote: Don't you get it? He got the trailer and the frying pan.
I don't have much experience with divorce but I was under the impression that most inequitable divorce payouts from men are due to children and that most childless divorces have relatively equal splits, even if the income disparity is huge.

Anyway, the bottom line is that Rumps is fired up for his future and that is great.

He also still has the house. That tells me that his ex-wife took a nice cash settlement for her share of the house and the trailer.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:52 pm

Good to hear you are moving on, Rumps.

I have a few friends who went through divorce around your age and discovered the sexual disneyworld the internet has provided. I will admit that it would be fun to experience, but I'll stick with the bush I have in my hand, rather than the multiple bushes in the bush. Good luck and good hunting!!!!

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:54 pm

Don't you work for your father in law, or should I say ex father in law? How's that working out?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:55 pm

Ohh, one other thing.

Don't you dare come back here without some pics of this mediocre strange you are pulling.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:01 pm

Papa Willie wrote: He never has. He never will...

I mean I get it, don't know about you feckless losers.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:16 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: He never has. He never will...
I mean I get it, don't know about you feckless losers.

I have boatloads of feck. I have feck coming out of my ass. Just call me Feckspray.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:55 pm

And like clockwork, there's Papa Shitdick.

Thanks, little puppet.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:09 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Thanks, little puppet.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:08 pm

^^^ Maybe the best scene in TPB history.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:35 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:I’ve leased my house out and moved into my travel trailer in an rv Park across the street from work to save money due to bitch wife taking a shit ton of money from me in divorce.

Yeah, because nothing screams playa like banging skanks in a travel trailer in a tweaker park.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Thu Sep 06, 2018 11:59 pm

That's one fancy trailer if it's got a fireplace in it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:11 am

Derron wrote:Yeah, because nothing screams playa like banging skanks in a travel trailer in a tweaker park.

All the more impressive, really, when you can get laid via skillful game and charisma rather than your bank account. Not that you would have any experience with that.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 1:23 am

Haven’t worked for father in law in 9 years.

Texas is a 50/50 State when married for more than 10 years with no children.

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Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 1:25 am

L45B wrote:Just remember, the cast iron skillet is one of the most versatile in (and out of) the kitchen.

^^^^this deserves more attention

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Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:39 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: All the more impressive, really, when you can get laid via skillful game and charisma rather than your bank account. Not that you would have any experience with that.

Maybe for those like you who require games and bullshit to get some skank with a stretched out pussy to fuck your sorry ass. Most people can get laid without some kind of game trying to figure out how to get that bitch on your rod. Quit doing that shit in high school. Get back to your adulting, run down and get a loan on an travel trailer and impress the bitches with that.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:51 am

Derron wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: All the more impressive, really, when you can get laid via skillful game and charisma rather than your bank account. Not that you would have any experience with that.
Maybe for those like you who require games and bullshit to get some skank with a stretched out pussy to fuck your sorry ass. Most people can get laid without some kind of game trying to figure out how to get that bitch on your rod. Quit doing that shit in high school. Scored this hot piece of ass.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:48 pm

Derron wrote: Maybe for those like you who require games and bullshit to get some skank with a stretched out pussy to fuck your sorry ass. Most people can get laid without some kind of game trying to figure out how to get that bitch on your rod. Quit doing that shit in high school. Get back to your adulting, run down and get a loan on an travel trailer and impress the bitches with that.

Nice melt from a douchebag who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of hundreds.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:24 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Derron wrote: Maybe for those like you who require games and bullshit to get some skank with a stretched out pussy to fuck your sorry ass. Most people can get laid without some kind of game trying to figure out how to get that bitch on your rod. Quit doing that shit in high school. Get back to your adulting, run down and get a loan on an travel trailer and impress the bitches with that.
Nice melt from a douchebag who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of hundreds.

Whoa..such cutting edge hard core scoreboard smack. Nobody has ever used that line before. Fucking moron.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 2:21 pm

Derron wrote: Whoa..such cutting edge hard core scoreboard smack. Nobody has ever used that line before. Fucking moron.

If the shoe fits.......dipshit.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Sep 08, 2018 3:38 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Derron wrote: Whoa..such cutting edge hard core scoreboard smack. Nobody has ever used that line before. Fucking moron.
If the shoe fits.......dipshit.

Another epic smack blast from your lame ass smack book.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:18 pm

Papa Willie wrote:And there's Docker McKnigger - in with a picture of his son.

Fuck yeah!

Nice reacharound, Melty.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:12 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:And there's Docker McKnigger - in with a picture of his son.

Fuck yeah!
Nice reacharound, Melty.
You must have gotten that from Mikey. Other than being on a plane that stopped there in 1968 en route to MSP, I've never been there. No need to go there. Never will go there.

What the fuck are you babbling about now, Melty? You're not making any sense.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 11, 2018 1:36 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: What the fuck are you babbling about now, Melty? You're not making any sense.
Obviously - you got a reacharound and were complimentary about it. I was just letting you know it wasn't me.

You gave Derron the reacharound, you gibbering, clueless fucktard.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:00 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: What the fuck are you babbling about now, Melty? You're not making any sense.
Obviously - you got a reacharound and were complimentary about it. I was just letting you know it wasn't me.
You gave Derron the reacharound, you gibbering, clueless fucktard.

That's different.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:07 am

Let's get this thread back on track

I wanna know how Rumps' weekend was.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:23 am

Yes indeed. He needs to post some pics of his new lady, Sue Veed.