T1B

First time at Wigley
Thank God we are on the north side
All the nog shootings in the south side so we B safe 'n sheeit!

Got seats at the Cubs game April 19th
Watch for me on TV
I'm going to catch a foul ball
Wearing Brewers shirt and cheesehead hat

Hopefully sex after the game!

Stanley F Pickle
12" chicago dog, Pork and Mindy & Bud Light
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$9 tickets. I see you went all in.

PL wrote:$9 tickets. I see you went all in.

You don't know how hard it is to get tickets to this game.


Anyhoo...it's cold and chilly out right now. The Bud Light is making my fingers cold. I need mittens for this game.

No rain please!

what time do you expect to be jack hammering Molly's pussy?

what time do you expect to be jack hammering Molly's pussy?

Yeah that's what I'm wondering . . .

:brad:

PL wrote:what time do you expect to be jack hammering Molly's pussy?

:) :)


The guys at net are going to be sooo soo sooo jealous! :wink:

In a rain delay....

I'm soak and wet
I'm cold
And I'm............hiccup.....drunk alraedy!

The Big Pickle wrote:

PL wrote:$9 tickets. I see you went all in.

You don't know how hard it is to get tickets to this game.


Anyhoo...it's cold and chilly out right now. The Bud Light is making my fingers cold. I need mittens for this game.

It's 55 degrees there, you pussy.

Goober McTuber wrote:

The Big Pickle wrote:

PL wrote:$9 tickets. I see you went all in.

You don't know how hard it is to get tickets to this game.


Anyhoo...it's cold and chilly out right now. The Bud Light is making my fingers cold. I need mittens for this game.

It's 55 degrees there, you pussy.

Cold rain and cold wind.

Brew Crew up 3-1

and can't find Molly but I'm still looking for her. Maybe I'll find her during the 7th inning stretch.

Wish me luck!!!

The Big Pickle wrote:can't find Molly but I'm still looking

So you're just another pathetic drug addict.

PL sighting -- everybody drink!

Uhhhhhh.

Me n the kid left after the first. Too fucking cold. Pickle never called.

51 degrees plus windchill.





We went to the skydeck.

Reported...

molly wrote:

Pickle looks really young.

Kind of an anti-climatic ending. But the good news is nobody will be reproducing.

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molly wrote:Pickle never called.

Stanley = The Big Pussy.

molly wrote:Pickle never called.

Maybe your son had his phone on silent.

In my defense....I went down to find her....but she was GONE after the 1st inning.
No wonder I couldn't find her. :x

Also....she sent me a PM but it was blank. Nothing it in. No digits...nothing. I think it was a transfer error that deleted the message part.

Not only did I let myself down, I let Molly down and the whole board down.
I'm sad. :cry:



And Goobs....I told you it was cold!!!!!

You're The Big Pussy for not hooking up with Molly.

Goober McTuber wrote:You're The Big Pussy for not hooking up with Molly.

I'm know.


It would have been so EPIC because all the lies about me would have been exposed.

Yes, I am handsome!
Yes, I have a BIG PICKLE!
Yes, I'm not a troll.


Sadness times infinity. ------> ( ) X (infinity)

The Big Pickle wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:You're The Big Pussy for not hooking up with Molly.

I'm know.


It would have been so EPIC because all the lies about me would have been exposed.

Yes, I am handsome!
Yes, I have a BIG PICKLE!
Yes, I'm not a troll.


Sadness times infinity. ------> ( ) X (infinity)

Face facts, Stanley. You didn't hook up with Molly because it would have proven once and for all that you're an ugly little troll with a thimble-dick.

Goober McTuber wrote:
Face facts, Stanley. You didn't hook up with Molly because it would have proven once and for all that you're an ugly little troll with a thimble-dick.

except for the fact that I bought tickets to the game, drove all the way down to chicago and was sitting ten rows away from Molly. Not my fault she left after the first inning. Not my fault I didn't have her digits.

I went above and beyond to give Molly ten inches of glory.....Not my fault!

This thread is worse than wearing a man purse to a Stones concert.

It's a trainwreck for sure, but let's not get carried away with hyperbole, screwey.

Nice Pic Molly. The happy grins were probably inversely proportional to the clinching of the sphincter on that thing.

Rick, you didn't try hard enough. What's wrong with you? You cockblocked yourself. The fuck were you thinking? You have a pair of balls, use them. Scared of a chick and her kid. Come on, man.

What really happened?

Screw_Michigan wrote:This thread is worse than wearing a man purse to a Stones concert.

Bwhahaahahhahhahaaaha!!

Nice one.

Screw_Michigan wrote:This thread is worse than wearing a man purse to a Stones concert.

I'm triggered, you bastard!