First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?

[Screw_Michigan]

I also like GB

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

So Dan Vogel and Screw Michigan are two I can add to the 'see ya in September' list

You too will hide for months after The Packers get their asses kicked six ways from Sunday. I'm predicting about 165 yards and three TDs for Elliott today, and two TD passes for Prescott with zero turnovers for either.

Thanks for coming Packers, enjoy your consolation prize...whatever that is. You pussies are all going to hide after this game.

Big D is already rocking as they are getting ready for the game. THis is going to be over early...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Why are you a Cowboys fan? Are you from Texas?

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

No I'm not from Texas. This is the beginning of the Dallas dynasty....Are you watching as they spot Green Bay some points? I guarantee on my life that the Cowboys kick the hell out of the Packers here right now.....

drive coming up...zeke will dominate and get a TD you watch.

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

assholes.

Rodgers SUCKS

Dallas will take the lead before halftime with two quick scores, one to DEZ.

Then stomp on their throats in the second half. Just sit back and watch, assholes. And fuck Buck and Aikman for rooting for Rodgers.

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

Super conservative, ball-control offense works fine in the playoffs if you have an elite defense...which the Cowboys do not. Dallas has a great offensive line, a very good running back, and a superstar WR that Dak "Check Down" Prescott hates throwing the ball to. Beyond that they're a big bowl of meh.

I'll be surprised if they get out of the NFC.

They are an elite defense and youre going to see it live today, numb nuts. They are going to beat Atlanta's ASSES next week. BAD . Matt Ryan sucks. Get ready to line up and get on your knees to lick my balls when Dallas gets to the Super Bowl.

[Screw_Michigan]

We're barely 22 minutes into the game and this game is already over. Dallas is getting bent the fuck over.

[Screw_Michigan]

They are an elite defense

Elite defense? What fucking game are you watching?

[War Wagon]

THis is going to be over early...

Watching the troll YaFJ perpetually KHOA never gets old.

Actually, it does.

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

INTERCEPTION!!

YES! Quick TD here and then Dallas rolls them in the 4th quarter. I told you Rodgers sucks...I TOLD YOU bitch throws it right to the Dallas D

Crank up that ZEKE....Crank up that Zeke!!!

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

THis is going to be over early...

Watching the troll YaFJ perpetually KHOA never gets old.

Actually, it does.

Punkass you suck I guarantee you won't be here at 8 PM when Dallas has won this game. They are the better team here by far. HUGE catch by Dez here they are rolling for a TD

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

We're barely 22 minutes into the game and this game is already over. Dallas is getting bent the fuck over.

You dumb fuck.

Way to kick your own ass ..... Big D is going to rip the hearts through the asses of all the bitch Packer fans here. Cowboys are clearly the best team in the NFL. Elite D swarming ROdgers and those pathetic WR screen plays on that last drive. Did you see that? It was like...screen to Cobb BOOOOM Sean Lee GET THAT ATTA HERRE!!!! and Barry Church elite lock down badass tacklers stifling Green Bay and then WHAMMO interception.

I cannot wait to see the expression of :gulp! Oh shit...yaFJ called it: around 8:00...Zeke is whoring the Packers right now.


BOOOm first down Williams inside the 20!! Here we go !! HERE WE GO!!!! Here comes a touchdown!!!! Are you ready for it? Arrrre youuuuu readdddddyyyyyy???? 3rd and Long play of the game I'm calling it Prescott makes a TD watch!!

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

I called it!! WItten with the first down!

And then TOUCHDOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNN!!


WITTEN!!

SUCK IT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now Dallas has got it!! We've got it!!!

a TD and a two point conversion away and we've got this shit.

In fact I've got my dick out right now ....which of you want to suck it first before eating crow???

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

Now we're going to tie it . What's up with all these announcers and columnists blowing Rodgers? He had two shots to get points and he was horrible there. Last drive he didn't do shit. Dak is Captain Clutch....Rodgers not clutch at all. Right now the Packers are sucking wind and the Cowboys are bowling the fuck all over them. Zeke is tearing them a new asshole big time. Here comes the tie ballgame!

Aaron Rodgers.....SUCKS.

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

THis is going to be over early...

Watching the troll YaFJ perpetually KHOA never gets old.

Remind me again whose ass is getting kicked?

BOOOOOOOOOOOM


How fucking stupid do you have to be feeling right now???

Zeke is juking Clay Matthews out of his shoes on every play!!

TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHH!!! SUCK IT LOSERS!! This is the Dallas dynasty you are watching it RIGHT NOW
THe birth of the Dallas dynasty! Three SUper Bowls in the next four years !!

DEZ AND DAK TIE IT UP!!!! Now to go for the kill and send Rodgers into retirement!! THIS iS SO AWESOME!!!!

[Bucmonkey]

12/21/16

One and done kid.

Son...

Red Sox are next?

[War Wagon]

Too many low hanging cherries to pick but this'll do as well as any.

THis is going to be over early...

Watching the troll YaFJ perpetually KHOA never gets old.

Actually, it does.

Punkass you suck I guarantee you won't be here at 8 PM when Dallas has won this game.

I'm still here and with another game to watch, the one I really care about.

Where are you, curled up in the fetal position in the corner of mom's basement?

Lovely... in that you may go away now.

[Dan Vogel]

Packers win.

Go with the hot quarterback -- the smart quarterback.


Wonderlic scores.

Ryan beats Wilson - 32 > 28.
Smith beats Roth - 40 > 25.
Brady beats Osweiller 33 > 25.
Rodgers beats Prescott - 35 > 25.

Ryan and Brady.
Two for two so far.

There ya go.

Now when Smith wins (the smart guy), it's 4 for 4.

Go with the smart guy.


Have a nice day.

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!



FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Dallas won't make it out of the NFC because they'll find a way to fuck it up because they're the Cowboys and that's what they do.

I tried to tell you, bro, but you wouldn't listen. I could smell the stench of fraud emanating from this Dallas Cowboys team all year long. Great running game, average passing game, average defense. That formula can win you a lot of games with a creampuff schedule in a shitty division, but won't get it done in the playoffs especially when you have to go up against a Hall of Fame QB who's playing out of his mind.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Suck on that lock, Jerkoff. Cowgirls get punked again and the playoff nightmare continues. YAFJ punking himself with his picks and idiotic boasting continues.

Hysterical.

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

I made a dumbass out of myself in this thread but it was Garrett's fault for not running the ball more than 22 fucking times. Holy shit they dominated Green Bay in that game. Replace Garrett with Payton and you can lock the Cowboys for SB LII champs.

I feel like a buffoon.

[Dinsdale]

Holy shit they dominated Green Bay in that game.

I've always been a fan of word origins, and etymology in general.

The word "dominate" is indeed derived from a Latin phrase, meaning "to lose by three."

Those wacky Latinos, I tell ya'.

[Bucmonkey]

At the least YAFJO came correct...

[Bucmonkey]

...and good luck to your team buttsy.

[mvscal]

Nobody in the NFC is going to stop the Patriots.

you're shitting me right?

The Patriots have a smoke and mirrors D, and once again they have shit for a running game. Total shit. The last thing they want is to run into the COwboys with Beast Zeke Mode rolling their d-line the fuck up for 200 yards on the ground.

I'm sticking with my Dallas over Pittsburgh in the SB pick, but if the Patriots get there instead? They are easy pickins with that lackluster D and no running game. Zeke is on pace for two thou and Dez isn't even back yet. The 2nd and 3rd best NFC teams are VIkings and Seahawks.....but on January the Cowboys would smoke either or both, at home or on the road. If it's New England that faces Dallas in the Super Bowl? Cowboys are fucking them up.

No they just beat the team that fucked up the team that fucked up the Cowpies.