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Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:29 pm**

When is this piece of shit going to get sent packing? Yet another abysmal failure out of Mayer, who has been out of her element ever since she was hired at Yahoo. Clearly Yahoo is more interested in the positive press it gets from having a bimbo like Mayer run the company than it is actually saving itself as a company. Mayer has been a disgrace since she was hired. Had a nursery installed right next to her office while telling her employees they better fucking get their asses into work every day, no telecommuting.

Yahoo's been circling the drain for years and is supposed to be on the verge of a buyout. Of course, she's going to get a nine-figure golden parachute.

She's not even fuckable. Fuck this piece of shit!

Months after announcing a deal to sell its core Internet business to Verizon for $4.8 billion, Yahoo is facing a major security breach that could prove problematic for closing the sale. On Thursday, Yahoo announced that a cyber-attack in late 2014 resulted in 500 million user accounts being stolen. The information includes “names, email addresses, telephone numbers, dates of birth, hashed passwords (the vast majority with bcrypt) and, in some cases, encrypted or unencrypted security questions and answers,“ according to Yahoo, which believes the attack was carried out by a state-sponsored actor. But Yahoo’s confirmation of the breach—first reported by Recode’s Kara Swisher—is a problem for more than just Yahoo users. The hack, which sources described to Swisher as “widespread and serious,” is also a major headache for C.E.O. Marissa Mayer as she works to finalize a deal with Yahoo’s new owners.

The hack, which primarily targeted Yahoo’s e-mail client, was reported by Motherboard in August. At that time, the company said it was “aware of [the] claim” that 200 million Yahoo user IDs were being hawked on the dark Web for three bitcoins, or around $1,860. The stolen credentials dated back to 2012, according to Peace, the hacker selling them, and had never been made public. The data breach included usernames, dates of birth, e-mail addresses, and encrypted passwords, although Motherboard, which obtained a sample of the stolen login credentials, determined many weren’t legitimate user accounts.

When Motherboard first reported the breach, Yahoo released a statement saying that its security team was “working to determine the facts” and that “we take any such claim very seriously.” Now, with Yahoo expected to confirm it was hacked, investors may have reason to worry that the company’s ultimate sale price could be affected. As Swisher notes, Yahoo can’t be folded into Verizon until regulatory agencies and Yahoo shareholders sign off on the deal; with a major new liability potentially on its balance sheet, it’s not unreasonable to wonder if Verizon will adjust its offer. (Yahoo did not immediately return a request for comment.) The optics of the breach are also problematic for Mayer, who was unable to transform the ailing tech giant from a 1990s Web portal into something more enduring or dynamic. Still, Mayer will be fine no matter how Yahoo’s story ends. Should Verizon eventually fire her, the 41-year-old C.E.O. will walk away with a $44 million severance, which should help cushion the blow of a data breach involving so many Yahoo users.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:49 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote:She's not even fuckable.

What? Her balls aren't big enough?

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:50 pm**

I would hardly say unfuckable.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 4:02 pm**

BSmack wrote:I would hardly say unfuckable.

I forgot. You guys live in backwater shitholes. She's a 15 to you guys.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 4:11 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote:
BSmack wrote:I would hardly say unfuckable.
I forgot. You guys live in backwater shitholes. She's a 15 to you guys.

Hmmm... I live in a very large, "progressive" city, known for its hot chicks... and I'd hit it.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 4:18 pm**

Somebody still uses Yahoo?

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 4:35 pm**

Dinsdale wrote: Hmmm... I live in a very large, "progressive" city, known for its hot chicks

Porkland? I laffed.

Then again, you'd hit anything with a pulse and a gap between its legs.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 4:47 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Dinsdale wrote: Hmmm... I live in a very large, "progressive" city, known for its hot chicks
Porkland? I laffed.

Based on your extensive time here?

Wait, that's obviously "none," since the nickname "Porkland" is in reference to the city government, dumbass.

Go ahead and get your google on, and do some searches for "fittest cities" or any similar term, then see if you can figure out why you're, once again and always, a fucking moron.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:02 pm**

She's not fuckable? Don't act like you're even close to being the type of guy that can pick and choose dork. You'll succumb to a Tom Hanks film festival over thanksgiving football at the request of the lone piece of pity pussy you have ever had, you unsightly fuckwad. You could douce yourself in brown shoe polish and Pikkkle still wouldn't fuck you.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:44 pm**

Says the guy who rushed into his second marriage.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 7:18 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote:She's not even fuckable.

With as much money as she has, she certainly is fuckable!!

Sincerely,
Alex Rodriguez

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 7:28 pm**

Let's look further into what Screwedinmyassagain deems "not fuckable":

From this, it's a simple conclusion that he's a stark, raving, fucking homo.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 7:41 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Let's look further into what Screwedinmyassagain deems "not fuckable":

I think he meant more like "way out of my league."

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:21 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Let's look further into what Screwedinmyassagain deems "not fuckable":

From this, it's a simple conclusion that he's a stark, raving, fucking homo.

In fairness, I'm betting that all those pics are before she dropped a kid. I doubt she looks like that now.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:55 pm**

So, she's a puffy version of those photos. Still well into the "fukkable" spectrum.....for heterosexual males anyhoo.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:07 pm**

smackaholic wrote:So, she's a puffy version of those photos. She's got a nice face.

FTFY

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:08 pm**

smackaholic wrote:.....for heterosexual males anyhoo.

And there's the rub.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:40 pm**

lol Screw...keep flailing...unfuckable?

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:41 pm**

Diego in Seattle wrote: In fairness, I'm betting that all those pics are after she grew up. She's about 35 years too old by now.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:27 pm**

What??? You guys think this

is a great piece of ass, but Mayer's not doable? You dudes are nuts.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:34 pm**

You just know in that picture above that as a Muslim she's thinking, "I wish there were an IED at the end of this phone call. I'd Allah ackbar every last one of you Americans for trying to take my lesbo dom, Hillary, down."

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:27 pm**

Screwey...here, take these...

~flips Screwey the keys to Hacienda El Dome Goober~

Dude, just chill there for the rest of the weekend. Don't worry...you're comped on this one. Nobody's going to think any less of you...Just grab some hammock time and smooth the fuck out.
See you on Monday.

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 1:30 am**

Screwey is a homo and likes dick up his ass. Confirmed.

If any sane Heterosexual that wouldn't bang that should be institutionalized. She is fuckable and it doesn't matter she drop a load or two.

I would fuck her up down right left doggy tea bag on the wall, on the couch, in the pool and my white bro Stan to go next if he wants <winks, sloppy seconds after I get done with her, I think you would pass, she would still see the rainbow <wink> remember that?

)

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:44 am**

Photos from this year....

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 4:54 am**

Diego in Seattle wrote:Photos from this year....

Still fuckable.

But I know you like kids so she is too old, well way too old, for you. I guess they have to be 14 years or younger for you to tap that pussy.

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 12:23 pm**

Rooster wrote:What??? You guys think this is a great piece of ass, but Mayer's not doable? You dudes are nuts.

Not fuckable. Angry face would turn me off. She is only getting on her knees material and just drop a load in her mouth and be satisfied with that.

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:25 pm**

Mikey wrote:Somebody still uses Yahoo?

This.

They used to have a decent chess game format, you could play against similarly skilled players from around the world 24/7. I love playing chess and probably had upwards of 2,000 games on record. I'd call myself a slightly above average player and got schooled many times by some really good players. But I won more than I lost and enjoyed the leisurely time spent.

Then Yahoo shit canned their entire games format and is worthless to me now. I've yet to find a suitable chess room online. If anybody knows of one, hook a dirty white boy up.

Even their fantasy sports formats suck. Fuck Yahoo in general, but I'd certainly fuck the CEO.

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 4:32 pm**

I've only used it for throw-away email accounts.

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 7:34 pm**

Arch Angel wrote:Screwey is a homo and likes dick up his ass. Confirmed.

If any sane Heterosexual that wouldn't bang that should be institutionalized. She is fuckable and it doesn't matter she drop a load or two.

I would fuck her up down right left doggy tea bag on the wall, on the couch, in the pool and my white bro Stan to go next if he wants <winks, sloppy seconds after I get done with her, I think you would pass, she would still see the rainbow <wink> remember that? )

Great family values. You learn those in the big ten yo?

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 9:57 pm**

Moving Sale wrote:
Arch Angel wrote:Screwey is a homo and likes dick up his ass. Confirmed.

If any sane Heterosexual that wouldn't bang that should be institutionalized. She is fuckable and it doesn't matter she drop a load or two.

I would fuck her up down right left doggy tea bag on the wall, on the couch, in the pool and my white bro Stan to go next if he wants <winks, sloppy seconds after I get done with her, I think you would pass, she would still see the rainbow <wink> remember that? )
Great family values. You learn those in the big ten yo?

What did you say midget? I can't hear you.

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 11:58 pm**

I daid your so call family values suck? Can you read Tom?

Posted: **Sun Sep 25, 2016 12:06 am**

I believe Arch was speaking hypothetically, as a single man when he described how he'd hit it. Kind of like Suckoholic, who is a married man. Goobs alluded to hittability, as did RJack... married men.

Yet you chose to pick on Arch...

your racism is showing.

Posted: **Sun Sep 25, 2016 12:13 am**

I pick on those assholes plenty, as I do you. Right now in my life I am fucking with Arch. So you can go stick a zin bottle up your ass dims.

Posted: **Sun Sep 25, 2016 12:35 am**

Moving Sale wrote:I pick on those assholes plenty, as I do you. Right now in my life I am fucking with Arch. So you can go stick a zin bottle up your ass dims.

I don't want you touching me with your Oompa Lumpa dick you fuckwad.

As you messing with me? You are not in my league of insults, so quit trying.

Every person in this forum hates you for a reason and do not laugh at your attempts of being funny, because you are a simpleton, a non-entity, a toy, a marionette that we like to play with. It is like I will bring you home and let my dog paw you around. That is how fucking pathetic you are.

Posted: **Sun Sep 25, 2016 12:38 am**

So your excuse for lusting after another women is that people on a message board don't like me. Any other messengers you would like to kill Tom?

Posted: **Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:36 pm**

The ONLY "Mayer' that Matters!

Posted: **Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:41 pm**

The Big Pickle wrote:

The ONLY "Mayer' that Matters!

No rack, but rack the pic.

Thanks Stan

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Posted: **Sun Sep 25, 2016 6:20 pm**

Now that is a Marissa Miller.
I bet that slut can swing a purse!

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:26 am**

War Wagon wrote:I've yet to find a suitable chess room online. If anybody knows of one, hook a dirty white boy up.

As expected, not one dork here can play chess above novice level.

The greatest game of strategy, skill and improvisation ever devised, and most would rather wax their taint whilst watching porn instead.

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