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Goddammit, I know you have to be lurking out there somewhere. If not, perhaps one of you fukks have a way of contacting him. If you do, can you ask him to come in here and explain how a country with roughly as many citizens as a London neighbourhood just rolled ole blighty in footy?

Rack Iceland!!!! I hope they take care of the rest of the Eurotrash in the EUFA tourney.

I was facebook friends with him. Told him I was a big fan of his from the Jim Rome message board. He friended me. Never told him I was Pickle. He would have SHAT if he knew it was me.

Here's an article about Euro from a few years back (warning: contains photo of a winged dildo), with a link to his next online location, May Contain Notts.

http://jameskwalker.co.uk/blog/2013/10/ ... l-needham/

Euroclone/Nishlord/Al Needham:

You love me. You really, really love me.

I was toying with coming back here, y'know, but after that fucking referendum...how can I look down on Americans for being stupid bastards ever again? If you've got someone in your family that you need to marry off, get in touch. I need that Green Card.

(and RACK Iceland. An organised team who wanted it versus a shower of useless cockwombles. Laughed my arse off all night about it)

(and Pickle...still upset I never came through with a dick pic?)

KC Scott wrote:Holy shit - welcome back Nish

POST MORE YOU BLIMEY CRUMPET

Hope all is well, and seriously, don't be a stranger

Yes!! He's going to come back. Nishlord the genius of smackchat, he leaves the basement and he's returning to T1B... Still Nishlord! Genius! Genius! Genius! There, there, there, there, there, there!
I want to cry, oh holy God, long live smackchat! What a goal! Nishlooooorrrrrrddddddd!!!! It's to cry, excuse me! Nishlord, in a memorable run, in the best smack of all times! Little cosmic comet, which planet did you come from, to leave so many Trolls behind, so that the country becomes a clenched fist crying for smack? Nishlord, Diego Armando Nishlord! Thank you, God, for smack, for Nishlord, for these tears, for this prosciutto and burrata sandwich that I'm stuffing my fat face with!

Dude, you've really been missed in the BTPCF forum.

KC Scott wrote:Nish, unlike certain posters who shall remain nameless ^^^ added some much needed humor to this sordid clambake

Very true.

You, your purse, and your obsessive admiration of male pecs have provided more laughs than I could hope for in my entire lifetime. I stand humbled.

I was trying to offer Nish an enthusiastic and proper welcome, but you apparently took it as some kind of personal insult.

Who's the bitter one here?

KC Scott wrote:I detected a tone of sarcasm in that post, probably because I can't remember you having anything good to say about .... well... anything

Me? Sarcastic?
Really, I'm shocked.

Nishlord wrote:You love me. You really, really love me.

Yup.

Rack the return!

A Titan has returned.

Nishlord wrote:I was toying with coming back here, y'know, but after that fucking referendum...how can I look down on Americans for being stupid bastards ever again? If you've got someone in your family that you need to marry off, get in touch. I need that Green Card.

I'd tell you to wade across the Rio Grande like everyone else does, but, I'm afraid your pasty ass would stand out and they might actually toss you back.

I do have a sister in law that is in the market. Old maid, red head, 55, could stand to lose a few pounds. But she's educated, has a good job and owns her own home. Of course, socially/politically there is likely not two people further apart than you and her. Oddly enough, this is the type of marriage that sometimes works.

I could let her go for 500 quid.

What, no, that was the pre-brexit rate. I believe this weeks number is more like 13,995.99.

Nishlord wrote:Y

(and Pickle...still upset I never came through with a dick pic?)

Looks like the UK is full of immigrant hating, open borders hating, multiculturialist hating, globalist hating Stanley Pickles.

Rack Nigel Farage!
Brexit Saved the Queen!

Mate, we invented racist fuckwittery. You're just dick-riding, again.

Nishlord wrote:Mate, we invented racist fuckwittery. You're just dick-riding, again.

_________

I can't believe this board worships a gold dikkk loving Vitimin C deficient limey like you. Personally, I piss on you! Open your mouth and say "Ahhhhhhh!"

Nishlord wrote:You love me. You really, really love me.

I was toying with coming back here, y'know, but after that fucking referendum...how can I look down on Americans for being stupid bastards ever again? If you've got someone in your family that you need to marry off, get in touch. I need that Green Card.

(and RACK Iceland. An organised team who wanted it versus a shower of useless cockwombles. Laughed my arse off all night about it)

(and Pickle...still upset I never came through with a dick pic?)

Hey Bris Juice, watcha doin'? Oh, pretending to be "British" again?

This place is like a creepy old abandoned circus..

Good God, good to see the Nish one back in the pack.

Welcome back.

Papa Willie wrote:Welcome back, Euro. You've just increased everybody's moisture level!

Speak for yourself, tubby.

Nishlord wrote:(and Pickle...still upset I never came through with a dick pic?)

Oh, you didn't hear? Stanley's moved on to black cock. I had to find out the hard way. When you come home to a large black man crouching down in your living room, you assume he's there to fix the cable. :brad:

Nishlord wrote:Mate, we invented racist fuckwittery. You're just dick-riding, again.

Bullshit.

Ever read the Old Testament?

I'll give you that the English contribution is noteworthy, especially during your colonizing binge, but you no more invented it than Pickle invented taking it in the arse. Both of you get a chapter in the racial fuckwittery/buggery manuals, but not chapter one.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Welcome back, Euro. You've just increased everybody's moisture level!

Speak for yourself, tubby.

You're the only fag here, old timer!

That's pretty rich coming from someone who gets an increased "moisture level" at the appearance of Nishlord.

Viz?




nice

That's my back room. See the ornament of the Queen at the back? that's a teapot.

Papa Willie wrote: Where did I say I got moist, ancient polyp master?

If Goober wasn't taking notes in class when that was shared, it won't against his final grade.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: That's pretty rich coming from someone who gets an increased "moisture level" at the appearance of Nishlord.

Where did I say I got moist, ancient polyp master?

Papa Willie wrote:Welcome back, Euro. You've just increased everybody's moisture level!

You're not part of "everybody", tubster?

He's likely better than 50% of "everybody" gross tonnage-wise.

smackaholic wrote:He's likely better than 50% of "everybody" gross tonnage-wise.

Because he uses metric.

I explained how Iceland did it in the other thread. :brad: