This dude really isn't very good at hold ups.

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This dude really isn't very good at hold ups.

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I'd say he should find another line of work, but that isn't necessary any more.



Rack the hell out of John Browning and the 1911. Taking out the trash for over 100 years.
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It looks like the robber takes a round in the throat judging by where his hand goes after the first shot is taken. I think he'll find bandages and compresses in Aisle 3.
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jeezus, the guy comes in with a mask over his face and waits for the customer to leave.....kind of kills the whole "element of surprise" aspect of an armed robbery.....

apparently it must be an ongoing problem because I noticed the pharmacist was packing his gun and obviously knew how to use it.....the robber on the other hand, well not so much....

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Excellent screen play by the pharmacy staff. The pharmacist obviously knew how to use his weapon. Good vibes all around.
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smackaholic wrote:This dude really isn't wasn't very good at hold ups.
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BSmack wrote:Excellent screen play by the pharmacy staff. The pharmacist obviously knew how to use his weapon. Good vibes all around.
Yeah, nice job by his co-workers setting the pick on that dumb fukk. I really like the last one in the back that helped pile drive that piece of shit into the ground.

Kind of surprised the first one to the chest didn't knock him down. Any of you fukkers ever listen to G Gordon Liddy back when he had his radio show. He was a [Trump]YYYUUUUUGE[/Trump] 45 fan and would often site the still walking around, at the time Pope JP, as proof of the 45 having bode over the 9 mil. He said that had that dude perforated the pope in the same manner with the 1911, they'd have been searching for a new pope.
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There's some pretty nasty 9mm ammunition these days. IMO, the 1911 is a piss poor carry weapon.
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mvscal wrote:IMO, the 1911 is a piss poor carry weapon.
Yes and no.

Obviously, the size and weight make for a burden to a degree. The reliability and ability to blast the shit out of a close-range target is a huge asset.

So, that makes the Defender a wonderful compromise.

But I'm kind of a sucker for the ones that say "Colt." They just seem to work better. And cost a bunch.
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Yeah, the 9 does have its advantages. You can squeeze off something like a few thousand rounds before having to re-load and it certainly can kill someone dead, but there's something to be said for good old fashioned knock down power. The biggest issue I have with it is if you like to shoot a lot, you better have Trump money, or at least 88 money.
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[quote="mvscal"IMO, the 1911 is a piss poor carry weapon.[/quote]

totally agree....too heavy for an emergency situation but as Dins noted hits like a fucking hammer.....

but I'm with you in that I think the 9mm is the biggest bang for the buck because the ammunition costs and as you noted, they are making some ammo that creates havoc to a persons vital organs.....when I carry a weapon (which isn't all that often) I opt for my 93f which was the first 9mm I purchased....

as an aside, our brilliant legislature passed and sent to the governors office another fucking idiotic bill.....the "no license needed to carry a concealed weapon" law....in other words, any fuckwit can start packing his sidearm unseen without any training whatsoever....sure the concealed carry classes are pretty basic but they do emphasize the do's and don'ts of concealed weapons.....most important is that if you're pulled over by a cop for anything, the first thing to announce is that you're carrying.....cops get really nervous if they see somebody packing a gun who hasn't disclosed it....so eventually what's going to happen is that one of these fucking morons is going to be pulled over for speeding, fails to disclose he's packing a weapon, and will end up face down on the ground with a face full of dirt....it's not an overreaction by the police, their job is difficult enough....it may not happen right away, but believe me it will....or worse, somebody could end up dead because they didn't know the first rule of an interaction with the police is to announce without any sudden movements, that you are carrying.....mark my words

if Idaho doesn't have the biggest bunch of shitkicking legislators with shit for brains, I'd like to know a more inept legislative group....
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Felix wrote: if Idaho doesn't have the biggest bunch of shitkicking legislators with shit for brains, I'd like to know a more inept legislative group....
Virginia, Georgia for starters.
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Felix wrote:if Idaho doesn't have the biggest bunch of shitkicking shitlicking legislators with shit for brains, I'd like to know a more inept legislative group....
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