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The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 8:14 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
It's time to bring our "lost sheep" back into the flock.

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Come home, brother. Come home.





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Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:12 pm
by Mikey
I say let him RIP.

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(Root in Pigsty)

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:31 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Hey Marty, didn't you try this once before? How well did that turn out?

Kind of hitting a flat E note here brah. Step away from the edge, let this one move on to his firament framed home and let his insane legacy rest in permanent peace.

Crazy eyed gopher says "what?"

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:48 pm
by Derron
Who gives a fuck ??

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:58 pm
by Goober McTuber
tart's a more interesting poster than anyone in this thread.

In.

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Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:14 am
by BSmack
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Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 2:29 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Brothers and sisters, let us open our prayer books to...

Purses 2:17

...and let he who not layeth with women, but with other men, clutcheth the pearls of the Sodomites in an everlasting sea of flame...and may their seed mix and anoint the ground in the house of their father, the devil.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:56 am
by Atomic Punk
Pops is a good dude. Of course, he is not rowing with both oars in the water. He's prolly posting on the faster moving board. Faster meaning 1 poster per 20 trolls.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:48 pm
by Screw_Michigan
What about a 2oolio memorial vigil?

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:19 pm
by R-Jack
Screw_Michigan wrote:What about a 2oolio memorial vigil?

No one wants to put a lit candle in their butthole.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:56 pm
by Moby Dick
I'm interested in his thoughts about the DERS possible move to OKC.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:42 pm
by Screw_Michigan
KC Scott wrote:Rack 88 :lol:
Oh...my...lord that was funny.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:56 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I am in discussion with our local imam as to the prospect of having our Muslim brothers and sisters participating in the candle-light vigil...

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They are very passionate about this cause.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:01 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
They have agreed to contribute by performing an ancient ritual of "stoning the devil"...also known as "The Haram Of Sqo'ott"...

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Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:35 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:They have agreed to contribute by performing an ancient ritual of "stoning the devil"...also known as "The Haram Of Sqo'ott"...

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What about the one where they scalp each other? Mikey is familiar with that one.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:58 pm
by Mikey
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:They have agreed to contribute by performing an ancient ritual of "stoning the devil"...also known as "The Haram Of Sqo'ott"...
What about the one where they scalp each other? Mikey is familiar with that one.
Marty's more into ancient ritual of bris eyner dem andern, where they circumcise each other.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 9:38 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
C'mon guys...this isn't Imagefunny businessImage.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 9:58 pm
by Satan
Yes...... Yes.......... Bwahahahahahaha

He'd almost convinced some of you fools as to my true plans

You may now return to discussing Marty circumcisi...... errr.... circumnavigating the globe

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 10:00 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Goober McTuber wrote:tart's a more interesting poster than anyone in this thread.

In.
Glad you're including yourself Goobs.

Though the word "interesting" has a very different meaning in the Chinese association of it.

In other words, you are very interesting.

Do with that what you you will.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 10:25 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
My Cousin Chaim is going to Jerusalem next week, so I asked him to stuff this note into the Wailing Wall:

G_d...please strike down the enemies of poptart
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This is poptart's "Babylonian Captivity".
Pestilence upon his detractors.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 7:32 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Meanwhile, pohtah continues his quest over at .net. He finally acknowledges there is an ISS, but it is unmanned and that astronauts couldn't possibly be up there.

And so it goes.

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Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:36 am
by Goober McTuber
Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:tart's a more interesting poster than anyone in this thread.

In.
Glad you're including yourself Goobs.

Though the word "interesting" has a very different meaning in the Chinese association of it.

In other words, you are very interesting.

Do with that what you you will.
I knew there was one person who would be immediately butthurt by that throwaway post. And I had no doubt who it was going to be. :mrgreen:

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:29 am
by Mace
Would someone loan me a candle so I can light a fart. Thanks.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 9:09 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
DAY 4


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this is no time for tears

강한 유지

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:35 am
by Jay in Phoenix
Goober McTuber wrote:
I knew there was one person who would be immediately butthurt by that throwaway post. And I had no doubt who it was going to be. :mrgreen:
You got a very odd definition of butt hurt Goobs. But seeing how the reindeer plundered you, guess that's to be expected. Here's a tip bro, try not to take everything I say so seriously. Take a nap buddy, it's past your bedtime and old people need their rest.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:51 am
by Goober McTuber
I went to the dictionary for a definition of "butthurt". Found a photo of a fat, aging hippie. :lol:

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 6:08 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
That's strange. So that page of the dictionary had a mirror on it and you saw yourself?

Didn't know you were the hippie type. Hare Krishna, peace and flowers old boy.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:40 pm
by Felix
KC Scott wrote:Rack 88 :lol:
2st

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:38 am
by Goober McTuber
Jay in Kansas City wrote:IKYABWAI.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:24 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Goober McLastWordWhore wrote:Image

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:41 am
by Goober McTuber
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Image

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 5:52 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Goober McTuber wrote:Image

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 5:55 pm
by BSmack
Poptart is gaining weight and wants to sumo wrestle with Chris Christie.


Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:41 pm
by Dinsdale
Wrong thread.

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 4:22 am
by Goober McTuber
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Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:50 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Goober McTuber wrote:Image

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:05 pm
by Diego in Seattle
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Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:24 pm
by Goober McTuber
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Image

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:42 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Goober McTuber wrote:Image

Re: The poptart Candle-light Memorial Vigil Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:16 am
by BSmack
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