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I'm sorry..they have meds for that. Get well soon.
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Marco Rubio. Not my first choice right now, but close to my philosophy. Wonder what changes I'd have to make to get say Ted Cruz or Ben Carson. I'm not going back for a do-over.
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Wolfman wrote:Wonder what changes I'd have to make to get say Ted Cruz or Ben Carson.
Probably not much, you are old and live in Florida. I suspect you will just misread the ballot.

Dohh, sorry WM that just came out.

89% for Rubio and 86% to Cruz. Hell even came in with a respectable 85% for tD.
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Deez Nuts 96%.

:?

Who the fuck is Deez Nuts?
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No surprises. 93% Paul, 92% Trump...19% Martin O'Malley.
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Carson 96%, Trump 95%.

Interestingly economic issues I rated as most important and Carly was most in line with my views.

Also my state agreed with 61% of my views, but my little town inside San Antonio 86% agreed with my economic views.

Not surprisingly I only sided with Sanders on 8% of issues. Clinton on 24%.
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Mikey wrote:Deez Nuts 96%.

:?

Who the fuck is Deez Nuts?
Don't you mean Dee Snutz?

That was Kid Gashspille.
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Ted Cruz 96%
Marco Rubio 94%
Bernie Sanders 8%
Hillary 2%

The things Clinton, Sanders, and I agreed on were innocuous things like "Do you support funding for National Parks?" I can't imagine anybody would actually disagree with that.
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I even did the extra questions.

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Rubio - 97%
Cruz - 93%
Trump - 91%
Carson - 91%

next closest 79% - Bush
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Trump - 79%
Clinton - 76%
Sanders - 74%
Huckabee - 72%

Actually, I want none of the above...
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Jeb Bush 82%
Donald Trump 80%
John Kasich 77%
Bernie Sanders 76%
Ben Carson 75%
Hillary Clinton 72%
Rand Paul 68%
Ted Cruz 67%
Your ideology...Centrist
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Jeb Bush 82%
Donald Trump 80%
John Kasich 77%
Bernie Sanders 76%
Ben Carson 75%
Hillary Clinton 72%
Rand Paul 68%
Ted Cruz 67%
Your ideology...Centrist
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Dinsdale wrote:I even did the extra questions.
So did I. Who didn't? Seems like it ought to make a difference.
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mvscal wrote:You're a hot mess.
I just think Moving Sale and Tyrone should be allowed to get married while the owner of the cake shop can tell them to fuck off. I support blowing up Muslim extremists and blowing up welfare, but protecting our country's environment and funding space travel. If this makes me wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Rooster wrote:Ted Cruz 96%
Marco Rubio 94%
Bernie Sanders 8%
Hillary 2%

The things Clinton, Sanders, and I agreed on were innocuous things like "Do you support funding for National Parks?" I can't imagine anybody would actually disagree with that.
With very few exceptions, I think the parks should be turned over to the states as well. The feds should run the stuff in DC, maybe a few of the miltary places. Everything else, give it over to the states.
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Cruz-94
Linda Gramnesty-91 (fukk me!)
Marco-90
the D-89
Rand-88
the really smart negro-88
juan e bush-81
miserable old cunt-24
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Trump - 92%
Rubio - 91%
Cruz - 90%
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

EAD, Scrote.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
mvscal wrote:You're a hot mess.
I just think Moving Sale and Tyrone should be allowed to get married while the owner of the cake shop can tell them to fuck off. I support blowing up Muslim extremists and blowing up welfare, but protecting our country's environment and funding space travel. If this makes me wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If National Parks were given to the states to run they'd be, um, state parks? I believe they already have those. Kind of defeats the whole purpose of the "national park" thing...
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88% Trump
87% Carson
86% Rubio
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Cruz 93%
Marco 93%
El Trumpo 92%
Dr. Nutcake 92%
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Jsc810 wrote:
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Sometimes political preferences and actual beliefs don't match up.

But in my case, it did: Sanders 94%
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Hmmm...Ben Carson and Rubio tied at 94%
What were we just talking about?
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I doubt she takes NY over the Donald.
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smackaholic wrote:I doubt she takes NY over the Donald.

Jew York?

Won't be turning red anytime soon.
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Trump 79%
Sanders 76%
Clinton 75% (Never.)
Carson 74%
Paul 72%
Cruz 65%

And people always ask and I always say I'm smack dab in the middle and this awesome, really long internet test says so:

Centrist: Your political beliefs would be considered Centrist on an ideological scale.
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Rand Paul: 96% - is nutless

Rafael Cruz: 92% - is ineligible and is a total POS

Rick Santorum: 89% - is a swirling turd

Donald Trump: 89% - bases his campaign on running smack. Gotta like that.

Martin O'Malley: 1% - is a total loser



There is no major candidate I would vote for, and I would piss on most of them if given the opportunity.
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poptart wrote:I would piss on most of them if given the opportunity.
In which chapter and verse did Jesus think that was cool?

Golden Rule sayswhat?

Did the Good Samaritan choose to piss on people?


About par for your ilk.

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poptart wrote:There is no major candidate I would vote for, and I would piss on most of them if given the opportunity.
I guess we all have our kinks but still...

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