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How old is too old to trick or treat?

11-12

You're never too old to rock and roll either. Had a very nice looking young woman at our door last night with a young one in a stroller, both in costume. She was striking. We had 50 trick or treaters last night. We do a bit of decorating with lights at the front door. MrsO loves it. She didn't have much as a child and really enjoys the whole holiday.

37 is definitely too old.

13 is pushing it.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:11-12

This.

@14 is the cut-off. Then it gets a little weird and uncomfortable.

I had 75 this year. A little above average. (I give out goody bags...all 5 candy groups represented).

Any age is okay as long as they have a costume.

No costume, no candy.

Tick or treat
Tick or treat
Give me something good to eat

Sudden Sam wrote:I musta had 100-125 kids come by. I had told my wife it was her year and that I didn't feel like getting up and down all evening, but I changed my mind. I love seeing the little boogers.

I found a way to beat that. I set up a chair in my porch, a jack-o-lantern and a big bowl of candy. I then sit out there until the kids are done for the night. No getting up and down, I see some of my neighbors who do the same thing and we have a good time of it.

A friend of mine had candy for the kids and jello shots for the parents.

That's what you call a good neighbor.

KC Scott wrote:

BSmack wrote: No getting up and down .

Srsly?

All smack aside, get the hell up and down dude, every chance you get

Even the smallest bit of exercise is gonna pay you dividends down the road

Especially when you're a fat little fuck like BSmack.

Yea, I'm sure that 2 hours of getting up and down once a year is going to save me from infirmity. I'll roll with the 75 reps of squats I'm doing a week and spend a few hours on my porch handing out candy fuck you very much.

Goober McTuber wrote:

KC Scott wrote:

BSmack wrote: No getting up and down .

Srsly?

All smack aside, get the hell up and down dude, every chance you get

Even the smallest bit of exercise is gonna pay you dividends down the road

Especially when you're a fat little fuck like BSmack.

Do you know anybody who has died from obesity?

If you did you wouldn't think this was so funny.

Mikey wrote:Do you know anybody who has died from obesity?

If you did you wouldn't think this was so funny.

poptart wrote:Any age is okay as long as they have a costume.

No costume, no candy.

This.

poptart wrote:Any age is okay as long as they have a costume.

No costume, no candy.

Not one. It was awesome.

Our neighborhood isn't too conducive to trick-or-treating.

No street lights.
150 feet between driveways.
200 foot walk up a steep driveway to get to the door.

The total number we've gotten in the past four years or so is zero.

For Felcho, it's his treat to be a trick.

poptart wrote:Any age is okay as long as they have a costume.

Blasphemy!

Sincerely,

Diego