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This year is our 25th anniversary, so I took wifey on a Greek island cruise.

The ship sailed out of Civitavecchia, Italy, so we flew into Rome a day earlier and caught some sites.

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Well, shit. Nobody told us the Trevi Fountain had been closed for the last three years for repairs. This picture suxx because I had to shoot through a plexiglass window. Rome suxx, too (more on that later).

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Our ship passed by this volcano. I was too drunk to remember where we were at the time.

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This is the island of Santorini. The buildings were all painted white to make enemy pilots think the city was a snowcap.

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This is Super Paradise Beach at Mikonos. It is my new "happy place." Most impressive.

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Calmest salt water surf I've ever seen.

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Typical street in Mikonos. Everything is painted white, including the joints in the street.

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The Windmills of Mikonos.

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Below the windmills at the base of the steps is a bar called Zorba's. I had my first ouzo here, on an empty stomach. Four shots later I was feeling no pain.

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The Acropolis in Athens.

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Rank 'em!

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I wish this could have been the last memory, but we had to go back through Rome, where my wife's wallet was stolen while boarding the metro to the Vatican. Fuck Rome with Caligula's Crisco covered fist.
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Carson wrote:...my wife's wallet was stolen while boarding the metro to the Vatican.
You've got to be kidding. How long have you been in Europe now? Gypsy cockroaches infest every metro on the continent. It took me all of about 30 seconds to first spot these little shitbags in Paris.

Great PET, though.
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The pickpockets have a scheme where they push into a crowd and start grabbing everything they can. We all stood in line at the polizo station.

NOT Vesuvius, this volcano is an island. Vesuvius is on the mainland. Fuck off.
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Carson wrote:where my wife's wallet was stolen while boarding the metro to the Vatican
Nice fail.
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You'll never see these places either, mopjockey.
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NOT Vesuvius.
Correct. You're still a colossal tard, though. Good job looking out for your wife. Hitler definitely had the right idea about gypsies. Too bad he wasn't able to finish the job.
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I'm glad you liked it. I have no desire whatsoever to visit mainland Europe, Africa, or Asia. I'd go to Australia if I didn't have to be cooped up in an airplane all day and night. I have given thought to visiting Ireland, only to let MrsO visit an old Canadian friend who lives there.
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Carson wrote:Image
Our ship passed by this volcano. I was too drunk to remember where we were at the time.
Pretty sure that's Stromboli. We also sailed past that one on our way to a nighttime viewing of Mt. Etna. No wallets were stolen.
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Carson wrote:You'll never see these places either, mopjockey.
I just spent a week overseas and neither my GF nor I had our wallets stolen. You're supposed to be smarter than these idiots.

Fail...but nice photos.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
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Goober McTuber wrote:No wallets were stolen.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Athens is still a shithole.

The only time we left the bus was for the Acropolis and a gift shop.

Rome smelled like piss...everywhere.
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Athens is really no different than any city that measures its population in the millions. It's no dirtier than NYC or LA. The piss smell isn't as bad as San Fran though.
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Haven't given myself the chance to go overseas in about 15 years, and even that was a fucking Caribbean cruise.

But at least I still have my wallet
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This place is slipping. The inside of a vag should have been the first picture Carson posted with a thread titled like it is..
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Beautiful pics.

Never been to Europe but it's pretty well known not to carry your wallet around and look like a tourist.
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Left Seater wrote:Athens is really no different than any city that measures its population in the millions. It's no dirtier than NYC or LA. The piss smell isn't as bad as San Fran though.
Moscow is surprisingly clean for a city of 12 million. Also doesn't smell like piss.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Yes
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Be sure to include some shots of your girlfriend doing "fake agent" tryouts.
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Carson wrote:Rome smelled like piss...everywhere.
So Melton would feel right at home then.
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Wanna see a real Italian shithole? Visit not so lovely Napoli. What a fukking sewer. Rats the size of golden retrievers. But it was still nicer than Cairo. That is the filthiest place I have ever seen.
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Carson wrote:
Rome smelled like piss...everywhere.
How do you kill an Italian?

Slam the toilet seat down on him when he is taking a drink.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Yes
Well, LTS MOP 2, we're waiting...
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Does anybody really care?
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He finally got told about the lemon party.



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Carson wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Yes
Well, LTS MOP 2, we're waiting...
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