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The family claims the timer outside the sauna was not working when Dennis Antiporek died. His face was unrecognizable when his daughter found him.
An attorney for the family claims he was "cooked alive."





http://www.local10.com/news/north-miami ... a/30824606

Sounds like he died from too much self of steam...

KC Scott wrote:No lift & steam joke yet?

you're slipping people

I was looking for a Jeffery Dahmer/beef jerky angle instead.

Was the dude's nickname 'Stew?'

Of course the family is planning to sue anyone and everyone according to the article. However, maybe they should consider suing the daughter who realized it was too hot and left the dad behind with his known medical conditions. At least there should be a counter suit against her.

No, don't get in a really hot bath with your hot daughter,get a blow job, and pass out.

FLW Buckeye wrote:Was the dude's nickname 'Stew?'

Boogie with him.

Smackie Chan wrote:

FLW Buckeye wrote:Was the dude's nickname 'Stew?'

Boogie with him.

Oooh my head!

Jerkovich wrote:No, don't get in a really hot bath with your hot daughter

You think she's hot?

Jerkovich wrote:No, don't get in a really hot bath with your hot daughter,get a blow job, and pass out.

You're a sick pathetic pile of shit......and that's coming from a guy who checked in here to make fun of a human pot roast.

R-Jack wrote:

Jerkovich wrote:No, don't get in a really hot bath with your hot daughter,get a blow job, and pass out.

You're a sick pathetic pile of shit......and that's coming from a guy who checked in here to make fun of a human pot roast.

Back the fuck up Jack. He was the one to get crook potted, not me!

I went on a rescue call in 1984 to a house where the woman had decided to get in the hot tub after a bottle of two of wine, and consume a few more in there and fucking passed out and drowned. She cooked like a lobster until her equally drunk sister found her in there about 5 hours later.

She was puffed up like a balloon and redder than a cooked lobster. We had to haul her 200 pound carcass out of the tub.

I was with my wife and her brother and his drunk ass wife, and one other set of inlaws a couple weeks ago at dinner. Her brothers wife slammed 4 GT's in about 40 minutes and was talking massive amounts of shit. Said she was going home and get in the hot tub and have a couple more. I seized the opportunity to retell and embelish the drowning woman cooked story a bit about her fucking eyeballs popping out of her dome, and had that mouthy bitch holding her mouth to keep from hurling on the dinner table.

They told me I had no business telling that story at dinner, but I just told them I was trying to keep her from having a problem in the hot tub. Of course, they had already treated me like shit a couple times that day during a family estate sale, so I did not really give a fuck.

Derron wrote:Of course, they had already treated me like shit a couple times that day during a family estate sale

T1B must make you feel right at home.

Derron wrote:Her brothers wife slammed 4 GT's in about 40 minutes and was talking massive amounts of shit.

What's a GT?

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Derron wrote:Her brothers wife slammed 4 GT's in about 40 minutes and was talking massive amounts of shit.

What's a GT?

Gin and Tonic

Derron,

Sounds like you should have just offered her up another drink rather than warn her that she might be climbing into a drunken lobstah pot.

On a side note, my bro-in-law's dad died in a hotel room hot tub. Heart blew the fukk up. He was about my current age. This was 20+ years ago. So, I kinda like to steer clear of hot tubs in general these days, especially if I have managed to get a little pickled first. Don't know if he was drunk, but, I doubt it. He did have a history of males in the family dropping like flies though. Hopefully my bro-in-law took after his mom's side. It worries the shit out of my sister. Needless to say, they don't have a hot tub.

I hate to be...insensitive...but how the fuck do you die in a hot tub? Do you have to spend hours in it? You have to be so incredibly WASTED to pass out in a hot tub and die. I don't get it.

I guess the moral of the story is no solo hot tubbing and ESPECIALLY not while drunk.

Screw_Michigan wrote:how the fuck do you die in a hot tub?

Old, drunk and stupid is an extremely dangerous state to be in at all times.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:how the fuck do you die in a hot tub?

Old, drunk and stupid is an extremely dangerous state to be in at all times.

It's a good thing that Wolfman can't drink right now....He'd be hitting the trifecta.

I wouldn't say Wolftard is stupid...just your garden variety idiot.

Screw_Michigan wrote:I hate to be...insensitive...but how the fuck do you die in a hot tub? Do you have to spend hours in it? You have to be so incredibly WASTED to pass out in a hot tub and die. I don't get it.

I guess the moral of the story is no solo hot tubbing and ESPECIALLY not while drunk.

Actually, the story was about a sauna, not a hot tub. They are different.

Goobs,
He was talking to holic.

Moving Sale wrote:Goobs,
He was talking to holic.

Don't know all the details, but, he didn't pass out from being drunk. Not even sure he technically dies in the tub. He may have crawled out before his heart blew a gasket.

smackaholic wrote:On a side note, my bro-in-law's dad died in a hotel room hot tub.

Don't know if he was drunk, but, I doubt it.

Screw_Michigan wrote:You have to be so incredibly WASTED to pass out in a hot tub and die. I don't get it.

I guess the moral of the story is no solo hot tubbing and ESPECIALLY not while drunk.

Moving Sale wrote:Goobs,
He was talking to holic.

And making about as much sense as usual.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:I hate to be...insensitive...but how the fuck do you die in a hot tub? Do you have to spend hours in it? You have to be so incredibly WASTED to pass out in a hot tub and die. I don't get it.

I guess the moral of the story is no solo hot tubbing and ESPECIALLY not while drunk.

Actually, the story was about a sauna, not a hot tub. They are different.

Why haven't you died of melanoma yet?

Papa Willie wrote:

Prettyfuckingslow_Michigan wrote:What's a GT?

Sorry, we call them Gin and Tonics and we actually spell them out because they're about a whole 10 letters. Sorry I insulted your butt-buddy wolftard. Go back to spamming the board with fecal jokes an shitty GIFs. Wait, please don't. Better yet, fuck off.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:I hate to be...insensitive...but how the fuck do you die in a hot tub? Do you have to spend hours in it? You have to be so incredibly WASTED to pass out in a hot tub and die. I don't get it.

I guess the moral of the story is no solo hot tubbing and ESPECIALLY not while drunk.

Actually, the story was about a sauna, not a hot tub. They are different.

Why haven't you died of melanoma yet?

Because I'm smart enough to wear sunscreen, you wet-brained fucktard.

Unfortunately for us.

Goober McTuber wrote:
And making about as much sense as usual.

I didn't say he was right.

I'm well aware saunas are not hot tubs. Duhrron started talking about people dying in hot tubs, so I asked about that.