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Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 2:17 am
by War Wagon
Bal/NE was pretty good.

Car/Sea might be just as good if not better. 10.5 dogs for Carolina is a joke, that is a solid football team if Cam can keep the ball off the ground.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 2:32 am
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
:lol: Anyone watching this Seattle/Carolina game? War Wagon was right- don't sleep on the Panthers. The Seahawks suck more than I thought. Look at them being passed on and passed on by Newton. Can you imagine what it's going to look like next week when Romo is under center? Holy shit if Newton can run up and down the field on this overrated "Legion of Judy Blume" then Romo is going to cakewalk to the Super Bowl.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:06 am
by poptart
jerkoff wrote:being passed on and passed on by Newton
lol
He's got like 80 yds passing at halftime, dude.


It's a matter of time until Newton's 21 Wonderlic ass flames out and takes a seat.
21 is average for a train conductor.
:lol:

Go look down the list of Super Bowl winning QBs over the past 20+ years.
What you'll find is that most of them scored high on the Wonderlic, and all (save a couple) scored above the 24 average for a QB.
Nobody at 21 is winning a Super Bowl in this era.

You can't fix stupid.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 4:04 am
by R-Jack
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote::lol: Anyone watching this Seattle/Carolina game? War Wagon was right- don't sleep on the Panthers. The Seahawks suck more than I thought. Look at them being passed on and passed on by Newton. Can you imagine what it's going to look like next week when Romo is under center? Holy shit if Newton can run up and down the field on this overrated "Legion of Judy Blume" then Romo is going to cakewalk to the Super Bowl.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 4:45 am
by Diego in Seattle
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote::lol: Anyone watching this Seattle/Carolina game? War Wagon was right- don't sleep on the Panthers. The Seahawks suck more than I thought. Look at them being passed on and passed on by Newton. Can you imagine what it's going to look like next week when Romo is under center? Holy shit if Newton can run up and down the field on this overrated "Legion of Judy Blume" then Romo is going to cakewalk to the Super Bowl.
Cam certainly did pass & pass...to Sherman & Chancellor. :lol:

We might have lost Unger again, but I'm still pretty confident about winning next week at the home field of the NFC's top seed (Seattle, not Dulls). Now the question is whether the Cowgirls can make it through their game in the freezer tomorrow. Try not to screw that up, cupcake.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:40 pm
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Papa Willie wrote:It's just nice to see some defense (on both teams, too).

And Lynch runs for 90 as soon as I typed that.

Lynch sucks. He didn't do anything in that game. Watch the real Beast Mode today in Green Bay

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:30 pm
by matteric
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:It's just nice to see some defense (on both teams, too).

And Lynch runs for 90 as soon as I typed that.

Lynch sucks. He didn't do anything in that game. Watch the real Beast Mode today in Green Bay



You mean... his "boy" Aaron Rodgers ?



This game... is going to end "badly" for the team from southern oklahoma.




m2 is the truth

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 6:46 pm
by War Wagon
Other than taking GB in the pickem, I don't have a dog in this hunt. But after one quarter, this is shaping up to be a classic.

I think I read where the last time Dallas played in Green Bay in the playoffs was the 1967 "ice bowl". That in and of itself makes this game remarkable.

Go Pack, if for no other reason than to make YAFJ stfu and go away.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 6:59 pm
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
matteric wrote:

This game... is going to end "badly" for the team from southern oklahoma.




m2 is the truth

How's it working out??? :lol: :lol: Holy hell this is a bigger ass kicking that I predicted. Just mopping the floor with the Packers. Told you. TOLD YOU. Romo already with 2 TD passes ....maybe 5 in this game at this rate. Just kicking the shit out of the Packers right now in this game. Seattle fans, shit your britches. Pussies.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:31 pm
by War Wagon
Only in a YAFJ world is a 14-10 game at the half an asskicking.

21-20 now, yep... mopping the floor with them alright.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:59 pm
by Shoalzie
I don't want to say sweet justice on that reversal but...

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:11 pm
by Shoalzie
Fun game to watch and I got the result I wanted.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:12 pm
by War Wagon
Gutsy call and great catch by Dez. He lost the ball trying to stretch for the goal line but landed a half yard short. Hard to fault him for that.

Great game, nonetheless. I almost feel sorry for Dallas but certainly not for YAFJ. He would've been an insufferable douchebag for at least another week.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:13 pm
by matteric
And it's....




Cal (Rodgers) to Cal (Rodgers)


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For the game winner !!!





How'd that taste... Jerkoff ???



You've been CAL'd

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:32 pm
by matteric
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:
matteric wrote:

This game... is going to end "badly" for the team from southern oklahoma.




m2 is the truth

How's it working out??? :lol: :lol:




Now you know who I am.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:50 pm
by Shoalzie
I don't like the process rule but that's the correct call.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:51 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Ya fucked it up, cupcake! What happened to this Romo doofus you've been yakking about? What happened to Ditz Bryant & Least Mode Murray? Looks like your good luck charm Chunk Christie didn't help you out too much. Now your Cowgirls won't be going to the NFC Championship Game w/o a ticket. When you said that the Cowgirls were going to have the home field advantage throughout the playoffs, did you really mean to say home couch advantage?

Make sure that your shower rod is strong enough to hold up your bloated body...

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:56 pm
by War Wagon
"home couch advantage"

that's pretty good, I must admit.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 10:45 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Yes it is, and YAFJ is now lying on one face down, boo-hoo-hooing into his Cowboy Snuggie as he digs the crap out of his soiled shorts.

Now then Jerkoff, how do all of our collective asses tast?

Pucker up buttercup.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 12:28 am
by Screw_Michigan
Has John Fox been fired yet? This is his third early flameout in four years.

What a fucking jerkoff.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 1:20 am
by matteric
Screw_Michigan wrote:Has John Fox been fired yet? This is his third early flameout in four years.

What a fucking jerkoff.



Bring back Tebow.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:36 pm
by Joe in PB
Shoalzie wrote:I don't like the process rule but that's the correct call.
Agreed, its a stupid rule, the ground can't cause a fumble, but it can cause an incomplete pass. Idiocy.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:48 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:you'll be the pussy hiding at 7:30 when Dallas wins 42-14.
Who's the one hiding? :lol:

Come on out and take your lumps, bitch.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:21 pm
by Joe in PB
Trolls don't take lumps, but they can cause indigestion, if you let them.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:40 pm
by War Wagon
YAFJ won't show his face again until it's time to proclaim the Bosox as 2015 WS champs. This normally occurs right around the All Star break.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:09 pm
by mvscal
Joe in PB wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:I don't like the process rule but that's the correct call.
Agreed, its a stupid rule, the ground can't cause a fumble, but it can cause an incomplete pass. Idiocy.
Maybe so but, with all the rules favoring the offense, it's the least they can do.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:33 pm
by Joe in PB
I think some consistency would be a good call. If the ground can cause an incomplete pass,then it should be able to cause a fumble too. That would eliminate many boring reviews that disrupt game flow. If the ball is loose, its a fumble. No more need to review 10 different angles to see if a knee, elbow, or butt was down before the ball came out.

Who recovered?

Game on.

Hang onto the football, & don't expect replay reviews to bail sorry asses out. That's the way it used to be, unfortunately slow motion replay has warped the game. It wasn't meant to be viewed at a 1000 frames a second. It used to be a mans game 100% of the time, and there wasn't whining to the refs every play.

Now, too often its a divas game, except the divas don't look like Beyonce'.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:45 pm
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
That was BULLSHIT!! The better team did NOT win that game. Dallas is STACKED and they got ROBBED. That was an AWESOME play by Romo to Dez at the end and they took it away what the FUCK????

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:03 pm
by Goober McTuber
You obviously know the rules about as well as Dez does.

Suck it, bitch. Better team won. With another clutch performance by Aaron Rodgers. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:08 pm
by War Wagon
Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:That was BULLSHIT!! The better team did NOT win that game. Dallas is STACKED and they got ROBBED. That was an AWESOME play by Romo to Dez at the end and they took it away what the FUCK????
Even had they not over ruled the call on the field and Dallas scores a TD, that game was far from over.

But limited props to you for at least showing up after the result didn't go your way. I say limited because naturally the only thing you have is sour grapes.

You may go away now, bitch.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:27 am
by poptart
Joe wrote:unfortunately slow motion replay has warped the game. It wasn't meant to be viewed at a 1000 frames a second. It used to be a mans game 100% of the time, and there wasn't whining to the refs every play.
Something I was saying 10+ years ago.

It was a matter of time until replay helped turn the product into an unwatchable mess.

Re: Division playoff games

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:22 pm
by Joe in PB
poptart wrote:
Joe wrote:unfortunately slow motion replay has warped the game. It wasn't meant to be viewed at a 1000 frames a second. It used to be a mans game 100% of the time, and there wasn't whining to the refs every play.
Something I was saying 10+ years ago.

It was a matter of time until replay helped turn the product into an unwatchable mess.
Yes I remember, and agree.