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The finger heard 'round the world

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:56 am
by poptart
I heard it all the way over here in S. Korea.

A rookie QB flips someone off in a preseason game, and all of a sudden it's a news event
rivaling ISIS gone wild, nogs gone wild, Ebola gone wild, Jews gone wild, and... rookie 7th
round dicksucker makes his first tackle.

OMG... he gave 'em the finger!!
What does this mean??

Analyzing it from every direction.
Psychoanalyzing him for doing it.

Does the meaning of this incident really have to be explained to anyone?? :lol:


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What do I think about this?

Hilarious.
I laffed -- and laffed a lot more when I saw JF answer questions about it in post-game.

If Oakland had drafted this guy when they had the chance, I would have had a reason to give a
shit about top-button-buttoned doucheteam they now field.

Keep kickin' the world in the pants, Johnny.
ROCK on!
TROLL on!

That's his gig.


Enjoy the ride.
Enjoy the really big shew.

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Re: The finger heard 'round the world

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:10 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Holy shit, at least you're not posting about Michael Sam. That, in itself, is amazing.

Re: The finger heard 'round the world

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:57 pm
by mvscal
poptart wrote:OMG... he gave 'em the finger!!
What does this mean??
It seems to indicate (possibly) that he is having difficulty adjusting the pressure and scrutiny of being a high draft pick at the most visible position in the game.

He very well might be the next Ryan Leaf which would be hugely entertaining.

KNOCK IT OFF!!! DON'T TALK TO HIM, ALLRIGHT?

Re: The finger heard 'round the world

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:11 pm
by poptart
mvscal wrote:It seems to indicate (possibly) that he is having difficulty adjusting the pressure and scrutiny of being a high draft pick at the most visible position in the game.
It's possible that he's feeling the stress of the crazy scrutiny that he receives.
But then... he's brought a large portion of that upon himself, imo.

But then again, this kind of action by him is not new.
He's been a bit of a shit-kicker all along.

Re: The finger heard 'round the world

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:45 pm
by mvscal
Sudden Sam wrote:That and the fact that his throws are off target and he panics when confronted with NFL speed should finish him off soon enough.
That and being drafted by the Browns.

Re: The finger heard 'round the world

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:52 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Screw_Michigan wrote:Holy shit, at least you're not posting about Michael Sam. That, in itself, is amazing.
Except for the part where he posted about Michael Sam.

Re: The finger heard 'round the world

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:06 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Jonathon Football looked horribly inaccurate out there. But the non-stop laundry fest helped him move the ball down the field some. DBs are out there just for show, they don't seem allowed to participate. If Arena Football is the direction we're heading I can find better things to do with my time.

Hoyer didn't look much better but Cleveland's receivers were awful. Dropped balls, fumbles, miscommunication. That resembled anything but a pro football game.

Re: The finger heard 'round the world

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:25 pm
by Joe in PB
The NFL is 99% garbage in the preseason. Can't wait for the regular season when it's only 50% garbage.....

Re: The finger heard 'round the world

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:50 pm
by ChargerMike
"What do I think about this?"

...that finger looks photo-shopped..who did this? Marty?