T1B

Posted: **Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:16 pm**

First off, these "jokes" aren't particularly funny or clever in any way.

Secondly, I don't believe Diego is actually a child molester. But, even if he is...

...we should not be so quick to scorn him. Pedophilia is a very serious condition. A sickness, really, much like alcoholism or Catholicism. It is something that we should seek to UNDERSTAND so that some day we might be able to effectively TREAT it.

Anyway, I hope you at least give this a little bit of thought as you meander through your day.

Sure hope you all have a great one. They're calling for 5-9 more inches of snow! Make it stop!! LOL!!!

Cya, bye.

Posted: **Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:49 pm**

I agree. It's tasteless.

I don't know how shit like this gets out of hand in the first place.

Grow up, people.

Posted: **Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:01 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Secondly, I don't believe Diego is actually a child molester. But, even if he is...

If he loves the child, he should be able to marry her (him)....

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Posted: **Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:07 am**

Fear the shutyomouth wrath. Like a woman scorned. A menopausal woman on the rag scorned.

Posted: **Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:31 am**

recently, in chat:

Marty: "what have you all been rockin' out to lately?"

DiS: "all the young dudes"

Marty: "wow...didn't know you were such a music aficionado, diego"

DiS: "music?"

Posted: **Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:59 pm**

Afraid not.

Posted: **Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:13 pm**

Posted: **Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:22 pm**

LOL!!! ^^^^

One of the best riffs ever.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:07 am**

Sudden Sam wrote:...I must rack Marty for the above.

Die in a nice, cozy, crackling fire of well seasoned White Ash, my dearest acquaintance and life-long chum.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:26 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Pedophilia is a very serious condition. A sickness, really, much like alcoholism or Catholicism.

so much for the facade, knew it wouldn't, couldn't last long. Welcome back from the Vogel wilderness of banality. Your scornful postings, even if poorly written or misdirected, are usually good for a chuckle.

As for Pedo, err... Diego, I don't know where the accusations came from nor do I care. However, his political neener-neener posts alone make him a target for derision.

btw, you make alcoholism seem like a bad thing.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:31 am**

I tried to throw the Catholicism thing in there as a subtle joke, friend. Of course I apologize if I offended anyone. It's important to respect everybody's beliefs.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:42 am**

As subtle as a ton of bricks.

If I'd have known you'd take this road, I'd have never mentioned adverbs.

T1B called, they want their acerbic asshole back.

Not in a Goobs kinda' way, that's too obvious and amateur.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:49 pm**

War Wagon wrote:As subtle as a ton of bricks.

If I'd have known you'd take this road, I'd have never mentioned adverbs.

T1B called, they want their acerbic asshole back.

Not in a Goobs kinda' way, that's too obvious and amateur.

Nonsense. I'm a journeyman acerbic asshole, fast approaching master status.

(Immediately predceeding post quoted in its entirety just to piss you off.)

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:31 pm**

"Guys, could we cool it with the "Pedo in Seattle" blasts?"

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:20 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I tried to throw the Catholicism thing in there as a subtle joke, friend.

You'll probably need to explain it to Jay in Phoenix.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:06 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I tried to throw the Catholicism thing in there as a subtle joke, friend.
You'll probably need to explain it to Jay in Phoenix.

Could be some truth there, but only if Goober McObtuse were telling it.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:16 pm**

Maybe you should sign up for an ESL class. It apparently isn't working all that well as your primary language.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:29 pm**

Goober, the point of a joke is to be funny. When you figure out how to make that happen for yourself, get back in touch.

Have a nice day.

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:50 pm**

And once you get a sense of humor, you will find the funnay in the jokes.

[mercy rack]But rack your tenaciousness.[/mercy rack]

Posted: **Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:59 pm**

And so it goes, eh Goober? Decided to go all hypocrite and just rip that last word whore crown back that you had so [sarcasm]graciously[/sarcasm] bestowed upon me. That's okay, as the thing was pretty cheap and flimsy. It works best on you. So enjoy yourself, your title and your disturbing waxing habits.

Buh bye.

All Hail Goober, Last Word King!

Posted: **Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:37 am**

Guys, guys, guys.

I know winter has been long and merciless, and we're all tired...

But let's ease up for just one day, mkay?

Share something positive that happened to you recently.

OHHHH WAIT! WAIT! I'm gonna fix some hot chocolate first...

Posted: **Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:46 am**

Okay, go!

Posted: **Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:38 pm**

is the moratorium still on? this one hits all the bases

Police: 10-year-old girl drove SUV into DMV office

Posted on: 5:39 pm, February 10, 2014, by Heather Mills, updated on: 10:42pm, February 10, 2014

PARKER, Colo. — A 10-year-old girl was charged with careless driving Monday. She was behind the wheel of her mom’s SUV and drove right through a window and into the Division of Motor Vehicles office in Parker.

“Right there where it went through, basically there are rows of seating. It could have been a lot worse,” said Wes Carpenter. He works next door to the DMV and heard all the commotion.

There was only a handful of people inside the DMV when the SUV came barreling through Monday afternoon.

Natriece Bryant, a spokesperson for the DMV said, “It scared everybody, they heard a large boom then all of a sudden they saw an SUV in the front part of the waiting area.”

Carpenter said, “I was in the back, working and it was a little after noon, I think. I heard just glass. It wasn’t a big explosion, it was just glass falling. It almost sounded like several pictures all fell at the same time.”

Parker Police say two girls, ages 10 and 12, were inside the vehicle. Their mom came into the DMV, left the keys in the car, and somehow the 10-year-old slipped behind the wheel and shifted the car into drive.

Carpenter said he went outside after he heard the glass. “I definitely saw the mom, you know, and the girls, he said. “She was talking sternly to them.”

Parker Police say the mom won’t be charged because her initial statement was that she turned off the vehicle before she went into the DMV. The vehicle is registered to Kristine Achziger.

Police also say the girl will likely face some community service.

The DMV closed for the rest of the day Monday, but it will open Tuesday morning for normal business at 8 a.m. Officials say the building is structurally sound and safe.

Posted: **Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:45 pm**

Cuda wrote:is the moratorium still on? this one hits all the bases

Police: 10-year-old girl drove SUV into DMV office

Posted on: 5:39 pm, February 10, 2014, by Heather Mills, updated on: 10:42pm, February 10, 2014

PARKER, Colo. — A 10-year-old girl was charged with careless driving Monday. She was behind the wheel of her mom’s SUV and drove right through a window and into the Division of Motor Vehicles office in Parker.

...

The DMV closed for the rest of the day Monday, but it will open Tuesday morning for normal business at 8 a.m. Officials say the building is structurally sound and safe.

I thought R-Jack lived in Rodeo California and Sucks Dicks for a living?

T1B

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