T1B ladies...

[poptart]

We know you're here.

Many more of you lurk than post.
I have that on good authority.
Many, many.

*FACT*


And PMs to me from... ladies... is also testament to this reality.


So since you're here and not queer, let's talk.

Who is your T1B crush?

That's the question.


Open up and spill it here.
We're all friendly.

And if you somehow can't bring yourself to type it and hit >SUBMIT<, have a glass of wine or three ------> and come back in and get to it.

It's an assignment.

Posting it will liberate you, I do believe.

[smackaholic]

I wasn't aware 'tart had a drinking problem.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Guys, please...


Let 'tart work his magic. From his fruits we shall know him.

[mamamustanger]

poptart,

I was kinda wondering when you would post a thread like this. I hope I haven't been too obvious regarding the crush I have on you. I admit, I originally had a thing for War Wagon after I first started listening to Smackie's radio show, but you soon won me over. PM me.

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[mamamustanger]

Pop tart..... Although you may In fact wonderful.... That was not my post. It was Smackies working incognito hiding and using me as a cover. He felt In touch with his feminine side and this was his opportunity to express his feelings about you. Beware


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[Smackie Chan]

[Carson]

So, which post is the troll?

[mamamustanger]

The first one


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[War Wagon]

I'm not getting caught up in this sordid triangle.

No sir and madame, not moi.

Though the two of you will always have a standing invitation to the best bbq KC has to offer should you ever pass this way. My treat, of course.

[trev]

Too many to list. How much time do you have?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Too many to list. How much time do you have?

Pull yourself together...you...YOU...WHORE.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

And if you somehow can't bring yourself to type it and hit >SUBMIT<, have a glass of wine or three ------> and come back in and get to it.

Please don't encourage AP.

[trev]

Since when is having a crush being a whore?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...a crush...

Too many to list.

It's like I don't even know you any more.

[poptart]

I originally had a thing for War Wagon

Yes, not to cite specific female names I've heard from, but Wagon somehow catches the fancy of those of the feminine persuasion.
It's a noticeable pattern.

We have plenty of time, trev.
The thread isn't going anywhere.



My heart flutters when I see a ______________ post.

[Goober McTuber]

I originally had a thing for War Wagon

Yes, not to cite specific female names I've heard from, but Wagon somehow catches the fancy of those of the feminine persuasion.

Probably looking for tips on vaginal moisturizing products.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

My heart flutters when I see a ______________ post.

"The answer is ucant".

Sincerely, KC Scott

[War Wagon]

Probably looking for tips on vaginal moisturizing products.

Yes, that might be true as I have zero problem making my wife's vagina moist.

Certainly, I wouldn't know a thing about waxing genitals. Those inquiries are best directed elsewhere.

[Goober McTuber]

Probably looking for tips on vaginal moisturizing products.

Yes, that might be true as I have zero problem making my wife's vagina moist.

Thank God for the garden hose.

[missjo]

Crush?? as in whose nuts would I like to see crushed in a vice

[poptart]

Crush?? as in whose nuts would I like to see crushed in a vice

Do you harbor a grudge against men?
After all that men have built in this world?

Look at everything.
Did women build any of it?



Wagon, I'm glad the little wifey still feels like it's the first time when you get intimate with her.
She knows you can still -----> BRING IT!

You are a real gem -- and see, women do have a sixth sense.
Based on feedback I've received, yes, the T1B women (and lurkers) have known as much about you.
And they've known it just based on the words that you have placed into this forum.
Magical.

[missjo]

Crush?? as in whose nuts would I like to see crushed in a vice

Do you harbor a grudge against men? Nope 80% of my friends are guys & My husband is my best friend
After all that men have built in this world?Well a man did invent the vibrator so I will give you props for that

Look at everything.
Did women build any of it?
A few things women built or invented
Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882
Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952
Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930
Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812
Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872
Disposable diaper Marion Donovan 1950
Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917
Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881
Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917
Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887
Globes Ellen Fitz 1875
Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892
Kevlar, a steel-like fiber used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966
Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882
Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951
Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879
Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899
Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871
Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891
Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904
Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956
Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965
Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900
Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845
Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903
We'll probably never know how many women inventors there were. That's because in the early years of the United States, a woman could not get a patent in her own name. A patent is considered a kind of property, and until the late 1800s laws forbade women in most states from owning property or entering into legal agreements in their own names. Instead, a woman's property would be in the name of her father or husband.

For example, many people believe that Sybilla Masters was the first American woman inventor. In 1712 she developed a new corn mill, but was denied a patent because she was a woman. Three years later the patent was filed successfully in her husband's name

so poptart let me ask you, do You hate women because it seem to me you think we are less than a man

[Atomic Punk]

And if you somehow can't bring yourself to type it and hit >SUBMIT<, have a glass of wine or three ------> and come back in and get to it.

Please don't encourage AP.

Hey, what's going on here?

[poptart]

Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917

I've been around women enough to know that a general characteristic of them is that their voice -----> never seems to end.

That being so, it's slightly ironic that it was a woman who thought up the concept of a muffler.

so poptart let me ask you, do You hate women because it seem to me you think we are less than a man

I love women and they luv me.

Women aren't "less" or "more" than men... except in certain characteristics, generally speaking.

Since Genesis 3, women spend an inordinate amount of time and energy seeking to usurp male authority.
And men spend an inordinate amount of time and energy finding ways they can abuse authority they are given.


I have observed that sometimes a man can speak something quite benign and innocuous to a woman, yet it somehow can provoke her TRIP OUT about it for a few months.

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