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What's the most recent score between Windmills Giant bird Killers vs. Eagles?
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Wolfman wrote:What's the most recent score betweenWindmillsGiant bird Killers vs. Eagles?
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Wolfman wrote:What's the most recent score betweenWindmillsGiant bird Killers vs. Eagles?
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I guess that's why there aren't any sports teams called the Deer.
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Maybe not, but we're close...mvscal wrote:there aren't any sports teams called the Deer.
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The Houston area has a city named Deer Park and the High School mascot is a deer.
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Of course !
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I wanna see aone of those eagles take on a 12 point buck.
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A pretty good rule in deer country is to not ride around dusk and dawn when those fukkers are most active. Some dude on a bike died around here about a week ago hitting one.
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That is not a deer. It is some kind of undersized ungulate, but not a deer.
This is the text of a e mail a friend sent about 3 days ago, and this dude is about 62, so should know better.
This is the text of a e mail a friend sent about 3 days ago, and this dude is about 62, so should know better.
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I think he was saying that in U&L terms, that would be a Moving Sale Deer.
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Mountains. There are varying sizes.
Deer. There are varying sizes.
Breasts. There are varying sizes.
Deer. There are varying sizes.
Breasts. There are varying sizes.
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Eat me bitch. That is a fucking midget. This is a deer:MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Educate yourself, fool.Derron wrote:That is not a deer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sika_deer
This is NOT my son, but the deer is of similar size to the one he slayed yesterday near Enterprise, Oregon.
Even the does are bigger than that prehistoric runt shown:
These are " deer". Probably 3 times the size of that runt shown in the video. When the golden can take down a 180 pound mule deer, I will watch it.
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in the east deer size is pretty much in proportion to latitude. Maine has 250 lb white tails, Tennessee has 120 lb white tails. You would think that with a better food source in the winter, it would be the other way around, but, I think chuckie D has a hand in it. Scrawny deer just can't make it through a Maine winter. In the west there may be other factors such as predators. More Mountain Lions, Wolves etc.... to take care of the little ones.
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A whole 180 pounds? I laffed. If you're trying to claim deer bode, you're going to have to do better than that.
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I've taken out deer bigger than that with my car.
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Pretty good for a mule deer. A white tail from Maine or the UP would buttfukk it in the mouf and send it into the kitchen to make it an acorn sammich.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:A whole 180 pounds? I laffed. If you're trying to claim deer bode, you're going to have to do better than that.
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Are we playing the ungulate bode game?
Gee, wonder who wins this one?
I'll give you a hint... look Up and Left.
Gee, wonder who wins this one?
I'll give you a hint... look Up and Left.
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It's a not a midget it's a fawn, you fucking moron.Derron wrote:Eat me bitch. That is a fucking midget.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Educate yourself, fool.Derron wrote:That is not a deer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sika_deer
This is NOT my son, but the deer is of similar size to the one he slayed yesterday near Enterprise, Oregon.
Even the does are bigger than that prehistoric runt shown:
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Here's an ungulate you don't want to run into on a dark night.
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Actually, I wasn't thinking of moose as an ungulate, silly me. I was going for "deer" (which include elk).
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It also includes moose.Dinsdale wrote:I was going for "deer" (which include elk).
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"ungulating your moose"
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The safety makes a nice tackle at the 3 yd line.
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poptart wrote:The safety makes a nice tackle at the 3 yd line.
That would be the only highlight reel play by a Jaguar so far this year...
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Speaking of the Faguars...
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Sell some tickets, stir up some interest, get some family values going, WIN!
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180 lbs is not even average for a mule deer. And on average, mulies are larger than whitetail.smackaholic wrote:Pretty good for a mule deer. A white tail from Maine or the UP would buttfukk it in the mouf and send it into the kitchen to make it an acorn sammich.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:A whole 180 pounds? I laffed. If you're trying to claim deer bode, you're going to have to do better than that.
Colorado part of the U & L now?Dinsdale wrote:Are we playing the ungulate bode game?
Gee, wonder who wins this one?
I'll give you a hint... look Up and Left.
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Colorado has Roosevelt Elk now?Goober McTuber wrote:Colorado part of the U & L now?
If moose are indeed deer, then that would be the largest.
Next in line would be Roosevelts.
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Could have sworn that mules were little guys. Might be that when I saw some out west, they were standing next to Elk. Fukk, those things are big. Bet it would suck to hit one with a car.Goober McTuber wrote:180 lbs is not even average for a mule deer. And on average, mulies are larger than whitetail.
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They are.Dinsdale wrote:If moose are indeed deer
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smackaholic wrote:Fukk, those things are big. Bet it would suck to hit one with a car.
Probably on par with hitting a moose, would be my guess.
Round these parts, if you hit an elk, the passengers in the vehicle die. Pretty important to not speed at dawn/dusk on twisty roads in the Coast Range this time of year.
A 1000 pound animal against a 3000 pound vehicle traveling at 55MPH creates an issue with physics.
Coming home from fishing years ago, a huge herd crossed the road in front of us, causing the anchor to drop in the truck. Except the alpha-dog elk decided he'd stay in the road. My very funny drunken idiot tough guy buddy decided he'd get out and clear the road for us... hilarity ensued. Got even funnier when I locked the truck door on him. Those fuckers don't fear much. And they don't mind chasing idiots around.
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Well, suckaholic was misinforming regarding mule deer vs Northern whitetails, and I assumed your “up and left” reply to him was regarding mulies. A thousand apologies.Dinsdale wrote:Colorado has Roosevelt Elk now?Goober McTuber wrote:Colorado part of the U & L now?
If moose are indeed deer, then that would be the largest.
Next in line would be Roosevelts.
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We actually don't have mulies in this part (the northwest part) of the state. Every other part of the state does. Don't have whitetail, either. We have blacktails by the buhzillions, some of which get decent size (200# is pretty big), and you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Roosevelt (which get fucking huge, 1100#+).Goober McTuber wrote: Well, suckaholic was misinforming regarding mule deer vs Northern whitetails, and I assumed your “up and left” reply to him was regarding mulies. A thousand apologies.
Sam, yes it would. But since the rut coincides with the onset of the rainy season, you probably wouldn't be riding around the Coast Range on a bike (although plenty of people do). They're usually way up the mountains, out of sight during the dry season.
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poptart wrote:Speaking of the Faguars...
Why haven't they signed that Christian WINNER?
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I agree with you, 'tart.
I can't understand the Tebow hate. It's irrational.
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