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That's actually pretty funny.

You are channeling your inner Toddowen.

KC Scott wrote:And I'm on the hunt



wrote about 'em last year here

From the looks of those boards on your deck by the stairs, you might spend some time replacing them and on general deck maintenance instead of hunting down some insect that has waited 17 years to come annoy you.

You should be using this method.

KC Scott wrote:Think of the video
Shoot the video
Edit the video
Upload the video

and what do I get?

What the fuck do you expect ? Props on smashing a bug with a handball raquet ?

You gave me something to work with, so there it is. I will wait for Dins to comment on the actual deck screws.

May the remaining cicadas that you failed to terminate in your yard serenade you all night long.

It's in much better shape than my deck.

Cicadas (or locusts) don't bother me in the least. In fact, listening to them is kinda' soothing. It's a part of summer I'd miss if they were gone.

Quit killing helpless, harmless insects you brute.

KC Scott wrote:you don't need a racquet for handball and It's not cicadas I'm swatting

Don't get all technical here and deviate from the fact those bugs were in your dome big time.

KC Scott wrote:These are the bugs getting swatted



They are called cicada killer wasps

they are not cicadas

You cokebottle glass twins are seriously struggling with visual comprehension

So that small difference requires that type of a hunt down, that buzzing insect is still in your dome.

We do not have such pests where we live.

KC Scott wrote:you don't need a racquet for handball and It's not cicadas I'm swatting

Well... Whichever fucking game it is, you might wanna start playing more of it... Or at least jog for a bit in the morning. Sucking wind after trying to swat a few insects? Fuck, your heart may explode before papa willie's.

Scott, are you going to take that? Derron not knowing what a Cicada is versus its predator wasp that kills Cicadas? He had no idea what that wasp was but gave you shit and you took it. You let that go and then he backpedals but still tries to sound cool. You failed there.

Kengina may have something on you about being out of shape. No idea as you didn't response to his "blast" about you being winded and will die before the ultimate surviving cockroach (no offense)... shutyomouth.

Are you going to take that, or PM others for help? Those 2 win if you don't get your shit together quickly.

Handball vs Racquetball is another issue. Still is a funny video and you get pr0ps for that effort!

I was waiting for the random family to come outside to tell you the phone was for you and catch a back hand in the grill ot dump you ass in the pool when you were fishing those fuckers out.

Ken wrote:

KC Scott wrote:you don't need a racquet for handball and It's not cicadas I'm swatting

Well... Whichever fucking game it is, you might wanna start playing more of it... Or at least jog for a bit in the morning. Sucking wind after trying to swat a few insects? Fuck, your heart may explode before papa willie's.

You know full well that Scott's response to this call-out will be footage of him bench pressing or squat thrusting, right?

Why are you encouraging this, man?


WHY?

Scott has multiple softballs to hit and he's taking it up the ass so far. It's embarrassing to watch him not fight back.

Atomic Punk wrote: he's taking it up the ass so far.

Once again you have a take on something you know a lot about. Spare us the details. Strike two bitch.

Derron wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote: he's taking it up the ass so far.

Once again you have a take on something you know a lot about. Spare us the details. Strike two bitch.

Speaking for the board again Doron? I don't remember one time anybody giving a shit about what a paranoid idiot thinks.

Atomic Punk wrote: I don't remember one time anybody giving a shit about what a paranoid idiot thinks.

Pretty sure no one cares much what you think. Not posting anymore would be good.

Derron wrote:From the looks of those boards on your deck by the stairs, you might spend some time replacing them and on general deck maintenance instead of hunting down some insect that has waited 17 years to come annoy you.

Pretty sure no one cares much what you think. Not posting anymore would be good.

Not sure how to respond to a complete idiot and IKYABWAI moron quite yet. Amazon is sending me a leaflet on how to do so. I'll keep you informed. Trust me.

I rather enjoyed the video. Highlights were the "Doink" on the one that got away and the log by the dog that seemed to say, "oh no, he's going crazy again."

Certainly, rack worthy.

Atomic Punk wrote:Not sure how to respond . . .

Take a spin on this, I'm sure it will relax you and give you time to think. Feel free Not to post tranny pics.

Get her one of these. Don't know how effective they are, but might be worth peace of mind.

Roach wrote:Sweet girl that I married.

Congrats, I know the feeling.

There's good reason we call them our better half and then if we're honest, we call ourselves lucky.

Of course, there are losers who didn't marry the right girl and will forever be bitter.

Sucks to be them.

That's the second time I've seen one of those this week. The first time was in a porn when some blonde was using one to spank a brunette.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: The first time was in a porn when some blonde was using one to spank a brunette.

Rules

War Wagon wrote:

Roach wrote:Sweet girl that I married.

Congrats, I know the feeling.

There's good reason we call them our better half and then if we're honest, we call ourselves lucky.

Of course, there are losers who didn't marry the right girl and will forever be bitter.

Sucks to be them.

I'm sure there are many that are very jealous of your "catch"... all 400 lbs of it.

War Wagon wrote:
Congrats, I know the feeling.

There's good reason we call them our better half and then if we're honest, we call ourselves lucky.

Of course, there are losers who didn't marry the right girl and will forever be bitter.

Sucks to be them.

Congrats, you were stupid enough to play Russian Roulette and survive. Do you deserve a pat on the back?

Roach wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote: Congrats, you were stupid enough to play Russian Roulette and survive. Do you deserve a pat on the back?

Yikes Screwey, that is a fairly profound way to look at marriage. Rack the comparison.

http://www.russianbrides.com/

KC Scott wrote:These are the bugs getting swatted



They are called cicada killer wasps

nasty looking wasps
I've been dealing off and on with these



not nearly as many as you seem to have flying around, but these hornets are pretty smart, really fast, and aggressive as hell....me, I like a little more surface for the killing zone so I opt for the badminton racket from the long forgotten badminton set we bought years ago



if you miss them the first time, they'll attack with fervor.....I usually don't miss the second time because they're right in front of you vacillating with bad intent.....luckily I've avoided getting stung so far

Felix wrote: I've been dealing off and on with these

The dreaded Bald Faced Hornet. Recently came up with a huge intact nest - might have to shellac it or something. Hang it outside the door at Halloween maybe.

Those things suck with a passion. They like to attack for no good reason.

Dinsdale wrote:They like to attack for no good reason.

no shit.....most stinging insects (like bees, paper wasps, bumble bees) are pretty much live and let live type insects......don't bother them and they generally won't bother you.....but hornets are a different story.....all species of hornets are aggressive as hell.....yellow jackets are bad enough, but the bald faced hornet is like a yellow jacket on fucking steroids going through perpetual roid rage....

was down south and saw what they call mahogany wasps for the first time.....big fuckers with nasty attitudes