Countdown

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Aug 02, 2013 5:20 pm

*Er, it was either this pic or Kentucky...

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Fri Aug 02, 2013 6:13 pm

Fucking Pepe Pearson. :x

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:02 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Tru,

Y'all ready for some more "old man football"?

Well, I've seen predictions range anywhere from 5-7, 1-7, and 6th in the East; to 8-4, 4-4, and tied for 3rd. Still, it sure would be nice to watch these kids ball for a full season in their new league without having to suit up half the jay-vee, but I guess a whole pile of injuries should be expected when the hometown kids line up against ~~thugs~~ ~~felons~~ men every Saturday in the SEC. Reckon we'll see.

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:16 am

Someone should let truman know how this countdown thing works...

... of course, it could just be Kansas City math.. so, what the fuck.

Marcus Ezeff #29

Probably the greatest finish to a game... in College Football history.

#6 Cal vs. #11 Oregon @ Autzen 2007

#29 Marcus Ezeff drops the hammer on Colvin and sends the fans of Donald Duck home in tears.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:22 pm

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:23 pm

M2 wrote:Someone should let truman know how this countdown thing works...

... of course, it could just be Kansas City math.. so, what the fuck.

3-9, 2-7, and 5th (out of 6) in the freaking PAC

North sez what, Chimio?!

Is that supposed to be some kind of special Kal-Bezerkley formulae for a BCS berth and MNC, because the Kansas City math sure works out that your team sucks balls.

Who knew you could smoke crack out of a panpipe...

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sun Aug 04, 2013 7:01 pm

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:16 pm

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Mon Aug 05, 2013 6:06 pm

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 1:54 am

I'll get in early for tomorrow...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:06 am

Truman wrote:
Is that supposed to be some kind of special Kal-Bezerkley formulae for a BCS berth and MNC, because the Kansas City math sure works out that your team sucks balls.

The better part is that he had to go back 6 freaking years to find a significant win.

I was at that game, BTW. Never seen a more dickheaded fan base in my life.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:23 am

Truman wrote:
Is that supposed to be some kind of special Kal-Bezerkley formulae for a BCS berth and MNC, because the Kansas City math sure works out that your team sucks balls.

The better part is that he had to go back 6 freaking years to find a significant win.

I was at that game, BTW. Never seen a more dickheaded fan base in my life.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 1:07 pm

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 1:37 pm

The most epectrifying player I have ever seen.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:31 am

Killian wrote: The most epectrifying player I have ever seen.

I don't think so.

Sin,
I Have No Fucking Idea Who That Is, Since I Avoid ND Football Like The Fucking Plague

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:02 am

While, I can't say exactly the same as Dins, I still don't know who that is. But then I really don't follow ND much and wouldn't expect the board to know who Larry Izzo was based on one pic posted here.

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:23 am

It's Raghib Ismail a.k.a. "the rocket".

While he was fun to watch... he was never close to being as electrifying as "Jet Blue".

Jet blue... was the fastest and most electrifying player I've ever seen play College Football.

While he only played around a year and a half of College Ball... you could pretty much take up a day of youtube viewing just watching his highlights.

Their has been only one player I would compare "Jet Blue" too... and that would be Gale Sayers.

For your entertainment (as well as astonishment)

Jet Blue

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:55 pm

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:19 pm

Rocket averaged 15.3 yards every time he touched the ball. Had a better ypc, ypr and more yards per return than the Helicopter. Nice try though.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:33 pm

Agree he was far better than that other guy, but the 15.3 average is boosted by his return touches.

His receiving yards per catch are the eye popping ones. But if you are going to include kick returns, 15.3 per touch isn't amazing. Hell, m2 could average 15 yards per Kick off return right now. Just run straight ahead after catching the ball and there will be 15 yards before contact most times.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:45 pm

Even taking away his returns, he averaged 12.8 yards per play from scrimmage.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:51 pm

M2 wrote:Jet blue... was the fastest and most electrifying player I've ever seen play College Football.

And I screamed at my TV the day the Lions drafted Jahvid Bust.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:01 pm

Killian wrote:Even taking away his returns, he averaged 12.8 yards per play from scrimmage.

That is the far more impressive number IMO.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:09 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
M2 wrote:Jet blue... was the fastest and most electrifying player I've ever seen play College Football.
And I screamed at my TV the day the Lions drafted Jahvid Bust.

At least he spoke better than this idiot

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:04 pm

OK, I'll fess up -- while I wasn't certain, I was pretty sure who that was, actually. I just like to get my digs in at ND whenever possible.

Couldn't find a good pic of Kenjon torching Kal, so JJ will have to do.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:40 pm

The Troof

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:44 am

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:28 am

Killian wrote:Even taking away his returns, he averaged 12.8 yards per play from scrimmage.

Pssst... "the rocket" was also a wide-receiver... which makes his accomplishments rather tainted.

You do know that, right ???

I'll take "Jet Blue's" 35 TD's over roughly 1 and 1/2 years as a "true" RB... in College.

In comparison... "the rocket" had a grand total of 9 TD's over his 2 and 1/2 year career as a Wide-receiver/ Running Back.

The fact: that you even try and compare their explosiveness... shows your bias and lack of college football knowledge in general.

I'm guessing you were about 2 to 10 years old when "the rocket" played... am I right ???

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:28 am

Killian wrote:Even taking away his returns, he averaged 12.8 yards per play from scrimmage.

Pssst... "the rocket" was also a wide-receiver... which makes his accomplishments rather tainted.

You do know that, right ???

I'll take "Jet Blue's" 35 TD's over roughly 1 and 1/2 years as a "true" RB... in College.

In comparison... "the rocket" had a grand total of 9 TD's over his 2 and 1/2 year career as a Wide-receiver/ Running Back.

The fact: that you even try and compare their explosiveness... shows your bias and lack of college football knowledge in general.

I'm guessing you were about 2 to 10 years old when "the rocket" played... am I right ???

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:47 am

I laughed... at the Marshawn video being played by people that just don't get it.

From his high school days, to the present. The guy has played the media like a fiddle.

Of course, you have to have a sense of humor to see he's playing the media.

Oh yeah, the California Golden Bear can play some football as well...

... note: how Marshawn ends his run with a big ass "fuck you" to the Saints and the media (by grabbing his package)

Yeah, the guy doesn't take himself too seriously... but, that's why he's the orginator of BEASTMODE !!!

The Bear will not quit,
the Bear will not die

Joe Kapp.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:25 pm

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:51 pm

M2 wrote:
Killian wrote:Even taking away his returns, he averaged 12.8 yards per play from scrimmage.

Pssst... "the rocket" was also a wide-receiver... which makes his accomplishments rather tainted.

You do know that, right ???

I'll take "Jet Blue's" 35 TD's over roughly 1 and 1/2 years as a "true" RB... in College.

In comparison... "the rocket" had a grand total of 9 TD's over his 2 and 1/2 year career as a Wide-receiver/ Running Back.

The fact: that you even try and compare their explosiveness... shows your bias and lack of college football knowledge in general.

I'm guessing you were about 2 to 10 years old when "the rocket" played... am I right ???

No.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:55 pm

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:58 pm

Yeah, grabbing your junk is playing a role and not your true colors.

Show us one interview where he speaks english, not street.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:48 pm

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Aug 09, 2013 6:53 am

Left Seater wrote:Show us one interview where he speaks english, not street.

Huh ?

I don't want to accuse you of being slow... but,