T1B

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2013 5:09 pm**

Is it possible to change a username, but keep all other details of the account intact?

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2013 5:14 pm**

I believe so, yes.

Believe it or not though, "Trev's Boy Toy" is already taken.

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2013 5:23 pm**

I've narrowed it down to:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael

...or...

Martar Siddiqi Al Quud

...or...

popmart

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2013 6:02 pm**

how about slingshot_schlomo?

or just slingshot for short.

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2013 6:03 pm**

hmmmmm...

:|

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2013 6:40 pm**

Martydeathbed

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2013 7:07 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Martydeathbed

Now that's not nice.

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2013 9:58 pm**

Martyred wrote:
Martar Siddiqi Al Quud

that's got potential....

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2013 10:25 pm**

Martar Siddiqi Al Quud.

Pray for him.

Posted: **Fri May 17, 2013 10:29 pm**

How DARE you

:x

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2013 8:47 am**

What, are you doing Ripple jello shots? Your real nic is "B-Juice," in reference to the fluid sucked from the babies' penises by the (rock hard) rabbis as they perform the primitive and barbaric act of circumcision--or "Bris"-- upon an innocent child. And this act is no mere "kick" for pleasure, but a staple of the entire depraved entity---and you know what that is.

Mirror time.

WW

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2013 12:14 pm**

I think somebody is a tad bitter over his alleged botched circumcision.

Dude, they didn't botch it, you just got short changed by mother nature. If you didn't have your pencil sharpened, it would be every bit as much shriveled. Just a little pointier.

Just accept it and move on.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2013 6:49 pm**

Welcome, Shlomart!

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2013 6:49 pm**

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2013 8:11 pm**

smackaholic wrote:I think somebody is a tad bitter over his alleged botched circumcision.

Dude, they didn't botch it, you just got short changed by mother nature. If you didn't have your pencil sharpened, it would be every bit as much shriveled. Just a little pointier.

Just accept it and move on.

I know it's tough for you , smackie, but try looking at the bigger picture. It's not about me. It's not some personal issue. It's a system. And you're a twit within some distant wing of some auxiliary storage unit of that system.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2013 8:31 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Welcome, Shlomart!

Thank you and...

...Shalom.

Posted: **Sun May 19, 2013 2:15 pm**

~~Marty~~ Yis:

So, is this an "Ochocinco"-type publicity grab where you wind up changing your name back to Johnson in a few years, or are you thinking long-term and going the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar route?

Regardless, Tom Arnold and Sammy Davis Jr. both welcome your conversion to the Chosen...

Posted: **Sun May 19, 2013 3:02 pm**

Oh great...here comes the Jew-hating...

Seriously, Tru...haven't my people been through enough?

Posted: **Sun May 19, 2013 4:45 pm**

Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!

Posted: **Sun May 19, 2013 6:44 pm**

Posted: **Sun May 19, 2013 6:56 pm**

a pizza isn't kosher?

Posted: **Sun May 19, 2013 7:06 pm**

KC Scott wrote:what's the difference between Shlomart Ben Yisrael and a Pizza?

Now, that wasn't very nice.

How many shlomarts can you fit in a VW?

Posted: **Sun May 19, 2013 8:21 pm**

OK, er, Yis, a bit of houskeeping:

I’m sure it won’t be long before this guy

ducks in to formally welcome you to the Tribe, show you the Secret Handshake, and explain to you the benefits B’nai B’rith Key Club membership. BTW, if you’re planning a Bar Mitzvah, PM me your address and I’ll send you a brisket. Kosher, natch.

Unfortunately, you’ve probably made a blood enemy of this Board irregular:

I think your days of hangin’ chilly with her were long over the moment you pledged AEπ

Oh, and keep an eye out for this guy:

LTS TRN 2
I suck Jew cock

Dude's been known to lay claim to your house and stuff...

Posted: **Sun May 19, 2013 8:29 pm**

Why does Shlomart Ben Yisrael have such a big nose?

Posted: **Sun May 19, 2013 10:44 pm**

KC Scott wrote:Todd volunteered to do the Brit milah

Here's what I'm volunteering-

l to r- Tom Owen; Bernie Shlomart Ben Yisrael

Posted: **Tue May 21, 2013 3:21 am**

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Seriously, Tru...haven't my people been through enough?

Hang tough, my zio-com amigo. If the Arabs get right of return, you will all be raped to death with stinking, unwashed Arab cocks...your farm animals will, too. If you want to nuke Tehran and Karachi while you're at it, we'll understand.

Muslim countries lead web searches for ‘sex’, ‘goat sex’, ‘dog sex’, ‘rape’, ‘gay sex’, ‘ass sex’, ‘bird sex’ and ‘sexy child’

Islam appears to contribute to Muslim men turning into sexually distorted and imbalanced individuals. While the Islamic world believe (imagine) that the western world is obsessed and addicted to sex and cause crime and problems, low birth rates and search terms reveal a completely different picture. Muslim addiction to sex and sexual perversions is enormous and evident not only from the Quran and their prophet Muhammad and his history of rape, sodomy, murders, transgender dressing, bestiality, and incest of boys – but by internet statistics strangely correlating to the high volume of sexual crimes by Muslim men.

While Muslims always blame western society for the staggering rape and sexual assault rate by Muslims in society, this does not explain why these crimes are even more common in their own home countries. Nor does it explain why the search term for all kinds of sodomy and perversions are dominated by users in Muslim countries. Muslim and asian countries top all key search term.

http://themuslimissue.wordpress.com/201 ... exy-child/

Posted: **Tue May 21, 2013 9:35 am**

20 yeas ago we had some dude from Egypt over to our factory for training on our equipment. He was a field tech and had spent a fair bit of time in Saudi. He told us what an absolute freak show Saudi actually was. M2 would fit right in. Faggotry is absolutely rampant. Prolly has to due with the fact that rich fukks there have 79 wives. Even wags can do the math on this one. That leaves 78 dudes that are fukking their buddies.

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 2:39 am**

Truman wrote:OK, er, Yis, a bit of houskeeping:

I’m sure it won’t be long before this guy

ducks in to formally welcome you to the Tribe, show you the Secret Handshake, and explain to you the benefits B’nai B’rith Key Club membership. BTW, if you’re planning a Bar Mitzvah, PM me your address and I’ll send you a brisket. Kosher, natch.

Way to spoil the surprise Truman (expect a bank error NOT in your favor).

Welcome Shlomart, the Tribe appreciates your generous pledge. We prefer EFT or checks, using a CC will cost us 2.5%.

See you at the movies next Christmas.

Rack Cue for the Porky's reset

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 7:42 am**

So...the "whistle is screaming"? What chicken pukes in some dismal darkened lane? What loosened hams have sploosed such stunkish stit?

Stand down, you freakish fraud.

T1B

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