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Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:59 pm
by Wolfman
It's obviously the fault of:
A) global warming
B) global cooling
C) climate change
D) George W. Bush
E) Ronald Reagan
F) Haliburton
G) the Koch Brothers
H) Mitt Romney
I) Sarah Palin
J) Paul Ryan
K) Marco Rubio
L) vast right wing conspiracy
M) 2nd Amendment gun nuts
N) pro-lifers
O) Dick Cheney
P) Karl Rove
Q) Fox News
R) Rush Limbaugh
S) Sean Hannity
T) talk radio
U) Christian zealots
V) the Tea Party
X) the Republican Party
Y) Glenn Beck
Z) All of the above

Who knew?

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:08 pm
by Mikey
Good to know that great promoter of science and technology, Lamar Smith (R-TX) is now on the job finding ways to pertect us'ns from dangerous asteroids.

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After Russia meteor strike, Rep. Lamar Smith plans hearing on threats from space

San Antonio Rep. Lamar Smith, chairman of the House Science, Space, and Technology Committee, called the bus-sized meteor that crashed near the Russian city of Chelyabinsk a “stark reminder of the need to invest in space science.”

He noted that a large asteroid, Asteroid 2012 DA14, is also passing just 17,000 miles from Earth today, “less than the distance of a round trip from New York to Sydney.” And he announced that he’ll hold a hearing in coming weeks “to examine ways to better identify and address asteroids that pose a potential threat to Earth.”

The Russia meteor injured more than 1,000 people, destroying buildings and creating — let’s be honest — some of the coolest dashboard camera footage in history. (Why do so many Russians have dashboard cameras?)

“Developing technology and research that enable us to track objects like Asteroid 2012 DA14 is critical to our future,” Smith said in a statement. “We should continue to invest in systems that identify threatening asteroids and develop contingencies, if needed, to change the course of an asteroid headed toward Earth.
( :? I thought we already had that...what about Bruce Willis?)

“Fifty years ago, we would have had no way of seeing an asteroid like this coming. Now, thanks to the discoveries NASA has made in its short history, we have known about 2012 DA14 for about a year. As the world leader in space exploration, America has made great progress for mankind. But our work is not done. We should continue to study, research, and explore space to better understand our universe and better protect our planet.”
http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/ ... pace.html/

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:20 pm
by Wolfman
Word has leaked out that the crux of his plan will be for President Obama to travel to the target area and deliver a speech. All the hot air will divert any asteroid and keep planet earth safe.

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:27 pm
by Mikey
Wolfman wrote:Word has leaked out that the crux of his plan will be for President Obama to travel to the target area and deliver a speech. All the hot air will divert any asteroid and keep planet earth safe.
Bwah!!...your sharp wit is always so edgy.

I bet Rush Limbaugh could do it too because he's a big fat man who farts a lot.

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:36 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mikey wrote:Good to know that great promoter of science and technology, Lamar Smith (R-TX) is now on the job finding ways to pertect us'ns from dangerous asteroids.

Bullshit.

This is just re-packaged "Star Wars" missile defense nonsense that GOP hawks have been trying to ram down people's throats since the 80's.

They will never stop flogging this colossal wate of taxpayer money.
Oh wait...Wasting tax dollars is the plan.
:meds:

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:50 pm
by War Wagon
Marty, you forgot to log out your LTS troll.

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:55 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
There's nothing "LTS" about calling bullshit on the Pentagon's boasts about being able to hit a bullet with another bullet.

This is without any comparison the biggest tax swindle ever contemplated by the defense industry. Ever.

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:00 am
by mvscal
Martyred wrote:There's nothing "LTS" about calling bullshit on the Pentagon's boasts about being able to hit a bullet with another bullet.
It's not a boast. It's done all the time, idiot.
This is without any comparison the biggest tax swindle ever contemplated by the defense industry. Ever.
Not even close.

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:01 am
by Mikey
Martyred wrote:
Mikey wrote:Good to know that great promoter of science and technology, Lamar Smith (R-TX) is now on the job finding ways to pertect us'ns from dangerous asteroids.

Bullshit.

This is just re-packaged "Star Wars" missile defense nonsense that GOP hawks have been trying to ram down people's throats since the 80's.

They will never stop flogging this colossal wate of taxpayer money.
Oh wait...Wasting tax dollars is the plan.
:meds:
It's nothing like "Star Wars". You can't create a virtual shield against asteroids like you can against ICBMs. The physics just don't work out. You have to find the asteroids before they get close to the earth, and then go out and destroy them. It can be done, as was demonstrated in the movie Armageddon.

I'll bet Obama regrets rejecting the Death Star petition now. We've wasted valuable weeks of time, due to this administration's arrogance and conceit, that could have been put to good use in staving off certain disaster.

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:11 pm
by Cuda
Martyred wrote:There's nothing "LTS" about calling bullshit on the Pentagon's boasts about being able to hit a bullet with another bullet.

This is without any comparison the biggest tax swindle ever contemplated by the defense industry. Ever.
Putin will save us from the big, bad asteroids

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Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:16 pm
by Mikey
Cuda wrote:

Putin will save us from the big, bad asteroids

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

That gets a ЯДϽЌ

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:31 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
how dare you

:x

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:32 pm
by Wolfman
I laughed.

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:39 am
by Diego in Seattle
Hopefully that will prompt a visit to Cuddle's cardboard box by the SVR.

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 12:07 pm
by smackaholic
mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:There's nothing "LTS" about calling bullshit on the Pentagon's boasts about being able to hit a bullet with another bullet.
It's not a boast. It's done all the time, idiot.
i suppose you would be refering to actually watching it live on CNN over twenty years ago?

That was pure zionazi hollywood trickery.

Tell me you knew.

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:00 pm
by MadRussian
Are you trying to say Patriot missiles really didn't intercept Scuds? :lol:

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 5:20 pm
by smackaholic
Yup, smoke and mirrors and a little CG magic from those hook nosed devils.

Just ask Lets turd.

I mean think about it, hitting a bullet with a bullet? That's crazy talk.

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 5:32 pm
by Mikey
smackaholic wrote:
I mean think about it, hitting a bullet with a bullet? That's crazy talk.
Raylan Givens could do it.

Re: Russkies Freak Out

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 5:46 pm
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
I mean think about it, hitting a bullet with a bullet? That's crazy talk.
Raylan Givens could do it.
And prolly derron.