right coast blizzard

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:55 am

Is it as bad as the sensationalist dweebs on CNN and elsewhere make it out to be? I'm going to need first hand accounts from cockaholic, ucant, etc.

It looks pretty bad - hope you fucks stocked up the pantry for the weekend.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:47 am

Today didn't get over 53 degrees here. And we just had hail.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:57 am

Like we never had snow up there before. Maybe Obama will show up and clear out the snow with some ~~speeches~~ hot air.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:57 am

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:00 am

you poor dears... why trev, I bet you had to go the mall and buy a new sweater.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:04 am

It's so cold here I wore sweat pants most of the day while working at home. Back in shorts now, though.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:06 am

Wolfman wrote:Like we never had snow up there before.

Do you realize what a wuss it makes you look like posting that from Florida?

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:21 am

War Wagon wrote: why trev, I bet you had to go the mall and buy a new sweater.

How did you know that?

It's been a "cold" winter here. I kinda like it. I know it won't last long

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:24 am

Got my milk, bread and beer

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:37 am

It is blowing pretty good right now. looks like about a foot so far, could be another foot by tomorrow. a 2 ft snow cover is kinda nice as it covers all the extension cords and hoses.

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:57 am

Unfucking Real!!!
We all need to pray for our east coast peeps!!!!!
CNN is fucking doing a GREAT JOB COVERING THIS!!!
WOW!!! SNOW IS FALLING!!! They could all die!!! Let us all pray

On the bright side the sun will come out and melt all the snow and the moisture will turn everything green.

5,000 people better die tonight to make up for all this hype

nostra · Post by **nostra** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:41 am

trev wrote:Today didn't get over 53 degrees here. And we just had hail.

so this is where all the sluts in tight pants hang out.

hi whore. how've you been?

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:03 am

Good, good.

8 inches and counting has arrived!

:wink:

nostra · Post by **nostra** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:12 am

trev wrote:Good, good.

8 inches and counting has arrived!

:wink:

Uh, I'm a wee bit taller than that.

oh, wait... nm

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:09 am

Looks like well over 2 ft of white shit out there.

Holy shit, even the lawn mower is buried.

Suppose i need to get up on the roof and shovel it. At least I will have a soft landing when I fall off.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:23 am

At work yesterday, the mensas in charge made the call to stay open. :?

They have a policy that says anyone is free to stay home and that no marks will be made against their attendance if they choose to do so, but still, they know there are some dumbfukks that will come to work and likely be stranded there.

So, rather than shutting it down and saving a fukk ton of cayshe on the electric bill, they are "open" with likely a few dozen idiots not smart enough to stay/go home. As a result a small bit of work will get done. That work (mail) won't fukking go anywhere as we do not have a fleet of snowmobiles or dogsleds to get it to the post office, but, so what. At least we're open for business.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:19 pm

Looks like another snow based workout today in my driveway. I got a great workout last night knocking the heavy as fuck snow off one of my trees. It was hanging into my driveway and making passage impossible. After about 100 whacks with a shovel, I had gotten most of the snow off the mangy bastard. Only then could I actually shovel.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:36 pm

Not even a dusting of snow here in God's Country, aka the District of Columbia.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:09 pm

BSmack wrote:Looks like another snow based workout today in my driveway. I got a great workout last night knocking the heavy as fuck snow off one of my trees. It was hanging into my driveway and making passage impossible. After about 100 whacks with a shovel, I had gotten most of the snow off the mangy bastard. Only then could I actually shovel.

y'know, they make these things called chainsaws. You should use one this spring, then heat your house with that mangy fukk next winter.

so, did the coastal storm reach all the way into CNY or is it just the usual non-fukking stop lake effect shit you fukks get pertty much daily? crapchester has the be the most miserable fukking place on the planet this time of year with its chinese water torture like non-stop lake effect bullshit. you fukkers seriously ought to consider just draining that good for nothing swamp, even if it does serve as a handy moat to keep the upper messicans out.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:19 pm

smackaholic wrote:y'know, they make these things called chainsaws. You should use one this spring, then heat your house with that mangy fukk next winter.

I laffed.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:38 pm

Cortland NY 3/93. I'm having some kind of fun moving frozen water with my Sear's Craftsman Drift buster. Got my Rony Seikaly Miami Heat hat on.
Needless to say, I do not miss that kind of weather at all. Will go for a swim here later. Pool water is 87º. Life is good.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:51 pm

what the heck is that parked in the garage?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:00 pm

I love how shit like this makes national news. For me, it's called Tuesday. We got ass blasted with about two feet of snow the other day. Then the temp shot up to 40 degrees and half of it melted, making for a nice sludgy mess all over the roads, challenging all the idiot drivers out there.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:07 pm

smackaholic wrote:
y'know, they make these things called chainsaws. You should use one this spring, then heat your house with that mangy fukk next winter.

cockaholic wrote: Holy shit, even the lawn mower is buried.

You know, they make these things called garden sheds or garages. You put things in them that you should not leave out in the winter weather. Of course from the looks of your hole, what the fuck do you need a lawn mower for anyway ?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:15 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I love how shit like this makes national news. For me, it's called Tuesday. We got ass blasted with about two feet of snow the other day. Then the temp shot up to 40 degrees and half of it melted, making for a nice sludgy mess all over the roads, challenging all the idiot drivers out there.

Fukk living on the leeward side of any of those godforesaken snow generators in the U&M. up there i guess you just pray for it to get cold enough to freeze the whole fukking thing over so it stops shitting snow on you every day.

Kinda surprised we haven't had dimsdale in yet to remind us that some of the hills in his neck of the woods get 37 feet of snow before lunch pretty much every day of the week. really need to go visit mom soon and maybe get hammered on beast light with wolfie as he lives in the same neighborhood.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:33 pm

smackaholic wrote:Fukk living on the leeward side of any of those godforesaken snow generators in the U&M. up there i guess you just pray for it to get cold enough to freeze the whole fukking thing over so it stops shitting snow on you every day.

The weather here is more bi-polar than an un-medicated AP. It will go from storm of the century to 50 and sunny in 24 hours, easy.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:00 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Kinda surprised we haven't had dimsdale in yet to remind us that some of the hills in his neck of the woods get 37 feet of snow before lunch pretty much every day of the week.

Mountains dude..mountains..where snow is confined to about 3000 feet and higher this time of year where it belongs.

The modified maritime climate of the PDX area where it is a bit foggy today, about 48 degrees with some new growth showing on the plants.

Have fun with that snow.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:40 pm

Derron wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Kinda surprised we haven't had dimsdale in yet to remind us that some of the hills in his neck of the woods get 37 feet of snow before lunch pretty much every day of the week.
Mountains dude..mountains..where snow is confined to about 3000 feet and higher this time of year where it belongs.

The modified maritime climate of the PDX area where it is a bit foggy today, about 48 degrees with some new growth showing on the plants.

Have fun with that snow.

I must admit I kinda like the way you left coast folk sort your weather out as a function of altitude. But, you have to admit those a-holes in local do it even better as the upper end of the altitude thermostat goes about 20 degrees higher and they actually have ocean water you can get into without dieing in 10 minutes.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:45 pm

Derron wrote:You know, they make these things called garden sheds or garages. You put things in them that you should not leave out in the winter weather. Of course from the looks of your hole, what the fuck do you need a lawn mower for anyway ?

I'll have you know that my lawnmower is toasty warm and dry in the basement, right next to my ext cords which believe it or not are actually coiled up. And no, I didn't do it yesterday.

It was a few weeks ago.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:57 pm

My 1989 Dodge Spirit in the garage. Bought it new in '89 and had it till 2000 when I gave it to my younger daughter in Buffalo. Had 230K on it then. I think we had a "what cars did you own" thread once.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:28 pm

Wolfman wrote:My 1989 Dodge Spirit in the garage. Bought it new in '89 and had it till 2000 when I gave it to my younger daughter in Buffalo. Had 230K on it then. I think we had a "what cars did you own" thread once.

230K? Must have been on its 12th tranny by then. FWD mopars of that vintage went through trannies like M2 goes through anal lube.

nostra · Post by **nostra** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:42 pm

so for clarification, is AP technically a tranny?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:01 pm

smackaholic wrote:Looks like well over 2 ft of white shit out there.

Holy shit, even the lawn mower is buried.

Suppose i need to get up on the roof and shovel it.

What on earth is your lawn mower doing on your roof?

Yep, that's our smackaholic: bold pioneer of the assfucked back yard...and always raising the bar.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:05 pm

Don't know if he's filed the paperwork. technically, all we can say is he's a mess.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:08 pm

nostra wrote:so for clarification, is AP technically a tranny?

Not until he banks enough OT at Home Depot to afford the estrogen pills and breast implants.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:42 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
nostra wrote:so for clarification, is AP technically a tranny?
Not until he banks enough OT at Home Depot to afford the estrogen pills and breast implants.

Is that enough? Don't you need to have work don on the hydraulics before you are "technically a tranny"?

doubt that's happening on big orange box coin. i guess he could get himself locked away in massatwoshits and have ucunt pay for it. http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/04/health/ma ... ery-inmate

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:49 am

My buddy's truck in CT or VT I believe.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:59 am

Derron wrote:My buddy's truck in CT or VT I believe.

prolly Ct. Vt didn't get that much from this storm as they are well inland. also, Vt is used to this sort of shit and would have the truckers on their way soon. they have real snow removal equipment up there.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:16 am

Yeah, I looked back and it is in CT. He figures 2 days at least.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:40 am

Wnt out this afternoon for chinese (as if anything else would be open). Roads were pretty shitty at 4:30, but much improved by 7 when we got home. Tomorrow will warm up a bit. He should be on his way before noon.