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My top three:

1. "Toughen up, cupcake"

2. "pearl-clutching" (a recent addition to his lexicon that packs quite the punch)


...and the ever ubiquitous...

3.

"Shut the fuck up, you limp-wristed sack of shit. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to check on my creme brulee."

"Of course you think that, you're a dumbfuck"

Bluegums Oplatelip

I vaugely remember him referring to Jesus as a "sperm-belching faggot".

One of my favorites......

Well of course she isn't going to suck your cock, Barry. To do that, she would first have to unscrew the hirsute, Pakistani marsupial attached to it. And who has the time?

On George Zimmerman,

"he should've been cited for littering"

^^^^^^^^^

all the more reason to vote Romney/Ryan !

Uhh, Romney got his MBA from Harvard.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Uhh, Romney got his MBA from Harvard.

Haha.

"dong-huffing dipshit" is another excellent mvscal-ism

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Uhh, Romney got his MBA from Harvard.

Not to mention a law degree from Harvard.

Cuda wrote:"dong-huffing dipshit" is another excellent mvscal-ism

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... da#p682817

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... da#p681099

something about Jesus and his merry band of yam bag fondlers...... that was some funny shit

so... all i have to do is type "dong-huffing dipshit" and look who comes a running: Gobbles McTubesteak.

Cuda wrote:so... all i have to do is type "dong-huffing dipshit" and look who comes a running: Gobbles McTubesteak.

Happy to point out your masochistic tendencies, Cooter.

Funniest mvscal quotes ever

1. "Obama will never beat Hillary."
2. "Obama will never beat McCain."

BSmack wrote:Funniest mvscal quotes ever

1. "Obama will never beat Hillary."
2. "Obama will never beat McCain."

I especially remember him being wrong about calling the Dems taking control of the House in 2006. His melt afterward, spurred by some shit troll named Jerkovich, was legendary.

I believe it was "fuck off you piss dribbling sack of shit."

Any description of Terry's wife.

Something along the lines of 'ripping his arm out of it's socket and using it to beat him to death with'.

I think he said something about cum-encrusted, Che Guevara jammies and something else about being a stupid fuckhead, but I'm not sure.

I don't consider anything mvscal says to be very cute. And most of his opinions must be grabbed right off right wing and hate websites that specialize in it. I'm convinced that most of his brag talk is just the posturing and over compencating of an insecure man. And that is the finding so far and that he probably isn't really a threat. He probably shivers at the sound of thunder really.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

Papa Willie wrote:I don't want to suck mvscal's cock, but the dude is a sig factory. I've probably enjoyed some of my biggest RL LOL's at some of his statements. My sig is a tribute. I wept when I saw that one.

So what? You weep at big words and math equations that involve more than two figures.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:I don't want to suck mvscal's cock, but the dude is a sig factory. I've probably enjoyed some of my biggest RL LOL's at some of his statements. My sig is a tribute. I wept when I saw that one.

So what? You weep at big words and math equations that involve more than two figures.

Not to mention an empty tub in the buffet line.

Dan Vogel wrote:I don't consider anything mvscal says to be very cute. And most of his opinions must be grabbed right off right wing and hate websites that specialize in it. I'm convinced that most of his brag talk is just the posturing and over compencating of an insecure man. And that is the finding so far and that he probably isn't really a threat. He probably shivers at the sound of thunder really.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

Papa Willie wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:I don't want to suck mvscal's cock, but the dude is a sig factory. I've probably enjoyed some of my biggest RL LOL's at some of his statements. My sig is a tribute. I wept when I saw that one.

So what? You weep at big words and math equations that involve more than two figures.

You like male porpoise flippers having grand mals in your shitter. Understand your position in society.

My favorite MadRussianism:

MadRussian wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:My favorite MadRussianism:

MadRussian wrote:

Was that supposed to hurt my feelings or something?
Should I be crushed that you don't like my posts?




PS

I am going to make two positive statements here. Yes, it takes me out of character, etc.

Positive Statement #1: MgBl0w made me laugh... and I never give him credit for being funnay.

Postive Statement #2: TardRussian is a full-on "scroll by" poster that should ban himself.

---< Am I right there TardRussian with your overuse of smilies and lack of mental competence that even allows you to breathe?

Shit trolls are pussies, but you are a shit poster that has never been racked or applauded by any credible poster here. You seem to think your opinion matters. To this day, I've never seen even a shit troll prop you up.

However, thanks for staying around to remind me what type of losers profess to ever be in the military there, you current Mall Cop badass. You embarrass yourself and this country more than ObaMao does with each and every one of your shit posts. You never fail to downgrade this board with your Tardness and shit posts.

I can predict yours or a female shit troll's next picture response. Go for it loser. smilie smilie smilie smilie. (pun intended since you are a gibbon)

Could you please define credible poster ?

lovebuzz wrote:Could you please define credible poster ?

It's kinda like "legitimate rape." I know it when I see it.

lovebuzz wrote:Could you please define credible poster ?

Rather than try to define it, I figured that since a picture is worth a thousand words, I'd post a photo of one. But I couldn't find any, so I thought the next-best thing would be an Incredibles poster...

Imus wrote:

lovebuzz wrote:Could you please define credible poster ?

It's kinda like "legitimate rape." I know it when I see it.

this offends my feminist sensibilities and ps: how many "legitimate rapes" have you witnessed ?

(Smackie, I see an X)

lovebuzz wrote:(Smackie, I see an X)

DOH!

OK, try this...
http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/i ... s_ver2.jpg

lovebuzz wrote:

Imus wrote:

lovebuzz wrote:Could you please define credible poster ?

It's kinda like "legitimate rape." I know it when I see it.

this offends my feminist sensibilities and ps: how many "legitimate rapes" have you witnessed ?

(Smackie, I see an X)

lovebuzz, I'm with you, the term "legitimate rape" is so meaningless, offensive, and screwed up it is beyond understanding, and the guy who said it is a total jerk and moron.

I used the post to make fun of Atomic Panties and his use of the term "credible poster." as if He would know what that means. Oh the irony.

Smackie Chan - i already did that, silly. just thought you might want to know that the X was there is all.

ps: well acquainted with the Incredibles flick and eh Ice Capades extravaganza
i also have the opaque red tights. ack.

Smackie Chan wrote:

lovebuzz wrote:(Smackie, I see an X)

DOH!

OK, try this...
http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/i ... s_ver2.jpg

HTTP 403 Forbidden

Much better.

lovebuzz wrote:i also have the opaque red tights.

Rules.

Imus wrote:lovebuzz, I'm with you, the term "legitimate rape" is so meaningless, offensive, and screwed up it is beyond understanding, and the guy who said it is a total jerk and moron.

I used the post to make fun of Atomic Panties and his use of the term "credible poster." as if He would know what that means. Oh the irony.

Imus, I was being facetious... and I kind of gathered that your little jab was directed at AtomicPantimedias.
I have noticed the little song and dance that you and he engage in and btw, I too noticed the irony and am still wondering just what/whom he considers a credible poster.

I loved the one when he said blacks are genetically predisposed to violence. Something about their DNA being soaked in chip blood.
Or the one when he said Saddam had WMD. It was something like 'that cook has more mustard gas than papa willie after a hot dog eating contest.'
The one where he threw a covert CIA op off the bridge was good too. I can't remember exactly but it was something like, 'fuck that cunt.'
How about when he called the POTUS a stupid nijjer. That was funny as hell. Original too.
Or when he sucked a rapist's balls in order to smack on Bubba. I think he said 'Sgt. Simpson is not a rapist but Clinton is.' Funny stuff.