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Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:52 am
by Van
I had it after undergoing my chemo treatments. No symptoms whatsoever, though. No pain, no inflammation, no difficulties with any prostate functions...nothing. Just a 9.5 PSA score that my Chemo and Radiation docs both attributed to Prostatitis as a result of the chemo obliterating my immune system.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:00 am
by Wolfman
I think you meant prostatitis, aka inflammation of the prostate gland. Around 50% of men will experience some sort of problem like that. I have actually been diagnosed with prostate cancer or as they say in the medical world: prostate CA. I have two small tumors on the gland. I have no pain nor discomfort. I do experience other problems which I have decided to live with. I am currently taking a wait and see position. My urologist said I'll die from something else. Good enough for me.
I also say hello to Luther.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:10 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Hey Luther...what's going on, bro?

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:43 am
by Goober McTuber
Wolfman wrote:I think you meant prostatitis, aka inflammation of the prostate gland. Around 50% of men will experience some sort of problem like that. I have actually been diagnosed with prostate cancer or as they say in the medical world: prostate CA. I have two small tumors on the gland. I have no pain nor discomfort. I do experience other problems which I have decided to live with. I am currently taking a wait and see position.
Sounds like you're in one of those POV porn videos where another guy's holding the camera. Yeah, you're not going to need a functioning prostate for that.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:10 am
by War Wagon
Sudden Sam wrote:it felt like I had a basketball jammed up my ass.
oh great, something else to look forward to beside AARP mailers.

Is this the thread where we discuss our sundry maladies?

Pancreatitus will make you feel like that guy from the movie Alien, 'cept you really want it to get out.

Tell that sniveling bitch Luther to go fuck himself, btw.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:21 am
by mvscal
Where is bradhusker? I believe he was a licensed prostate masseuse and had studied the art in great detail for thirty years.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:22 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Sudden Sam wrote:IIRC, it felt like I had a basketball jammed up my ass.
I've had a few shits feel that way, before and during the release period. More common lately than it was when I was younger.

I've also had to get up in the middle of the night and take a piss a lot more often lately than when I was younger.

Growing older sucks. Yeah, yeah, I know, it "beats the alternative," but other than that . . . :brad:
Hey Luth!
6rd.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:30 pm
by Mikey
Terry in Crapchester wrote: Yeah, yeah, I know, it "beats the alternative,"
Getting younger? :?



What's with all this "Hey Luth" crap? You think he's actually following this sordid clambake?

OK, just in case. Luther, if you're out there, please feel free to go fuck yourself.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:53 pm
by R-Jack
Prostatitus
Pray for him...

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:52 am
by mvscal
R-Jack wrote:
Prostatitus
Pray for him...
:lol:

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:41 pm
by BSmack
Prostatitus
You should stay away from those hoes.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:31 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:I was going to leave the part out about the big black dude butt-fucking me. :oops:
Some things just go without saying.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:33 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:I was going to leave the part out about the big black dude butt-fucking me. :oops:
Some things just go without saying.
I just wanted to fill you in.
I don't like the sound of that.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:55 pm
by Goober McTuber
John Daly’s pants today. "Don't Fear The Finger" -- to promote prostate cancer screening procedures.


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Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:07 pm
by Dinsdale
Big John is tearing it up... 21 years after his "Hi world, I'm John Daly" moment.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:12 pm
by Derron
Whats up Luth ? Homeboy ..

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:20 pm
by Dinsdale
Derron wrote:Whats up Luth ? Homeboy ..

Nah... he's an Eastsider... fuck'im.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:54 pm
by Van
Goober McTuber wrote:John Daly’s pants today. "Don't Fear The Finger" -- to promote prostate cancer screening procedures.


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Yeah, well...sorry, John. I still fear the finger.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:31 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:

I don't like the sound of that.
I didn't figure you would.
You're the guy that likes being filled in. By Tyrone.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:35 pm
by The Seer
R-Jack wrote:
Prostatitus

Wasn't that the dude from RSA without legs in the olympics?


So Papa is a conduit to Luther? I liked Luther...he did the death pool and all kinds of stuff...and he was older than me and just about everything else on the planet.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:59 pm
by lovebuzz
Papa Willie wrote:Ever had it. It will make you feel really bad if you just let it go.

Luther says hi.

Hi Spray.

Mgo and Bace were talking about your cock in chat Saturday night.
thought you should know.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:50 pm
by lovebuzz
i was hoping for a better, more graphic and entertaining response.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:05 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I only remember discussing unwashed Arab cock.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:50 am
by lovebuzz
you too ?

guess my expectations were a bit too high.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:59 am
by Dinsdale
The Seer wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
Prostatitus

Wasn't that the dude from RSA without legs in the olympics?

I thought he was the dude who MClub got donations to put through college?

I think he even posts here.

Either way, I'm praying for him.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:25 am
by Mikey
Papa Willie wrote:
lovebuzz wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Ever had it. It will make you feel really bad if you just let it go.

Luther says hi.

Hi Spray.

Mgo and Bace were talking about your cock in chat Saturday night.
thought you should know.
Lots of people do. It's pretty legendary.
Legendary like, if it ever really existed there's nobody left who actually saw it?

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:58 pm
by Mikey
Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Legendary like, if it ever really existed there's nobody left who actually saw it?
Damn. Okay, Mikey - PM sent.
:shock:

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:46 am
by Invictus
buzzer posts here with great frequency? I may have to lurk here more often.

Dinsy, I saw this show recently and thought of you. American Hoggers:
http://www.aetv.com/american-hoggers/

It wasn't what I would have hoped it would be about sadly.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:06 am
by smackaholic
How awesome would that be? Somebody in a Marlon Perkins voice giving the play by play of Dins 12 minutes before closing moving in for the kill.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:48 pm
by Felix
Invictus wrote:
Dinsy, I saw this show recently and thought of you. American Hoggers:
http://www.aetv.com/american-hoggers/
saw that....that is one weird fucking show

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that chick is pretty easy on the eyes, and I'll bet she could kick anybody that posts on this boards ass....except maybe Rooster

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shes just a straight up beyotch

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:15 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Toddowen wrote:
Felix wrote:
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that chick is pretty easy on the eyes


What?



That's not as bad as Brad saying that "R-Jack is easy on the eyes".


But still.
No need to get catty just because she's wearing your outfit, Todd.

Re: Prostatitus.

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:06 pm
by lovebuzz
Invictus wrote:buzzer posts here with great frequency? I may have to lurk here more often.
hello friend !
post more, read less.