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I hope Phil's Vagina is healed
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:53 pm
by buckeye_in_sc
First round group at the US Open
Bubba
Phil
Red Shirted One
wow...just wow...I can only hope he has enough Summer's Eve for this tourney...I hope Eldrick effing laps that fat fuck on the leader board...
hopefully we won't suffer from mental fatigue and have to text the USGA from the fair way
discuss
Re: I hope Phil's Vagina is healed
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:26 am
by smackaholic
I hope Bubba runs them both off the course.
Re: I hope Phil's Vagina is healed
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:03 pm
by Dinsdale
smackaholic wrote:Bubba
Jesus, Jesus, God God God, Jesus, Jesus.
Makes it hard to root for him... same goes for Zach Johnson. I guess they didn't read the part of their Operator's Manual that says you're not supposed to work on Sundays.
Re: I hope Phil's Vagina is healed
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:17 am
by smackaholic
golf ain't work.....even if you are getting paid to do it.
Re: I hope Phil's Vagina is healed
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:49 am
by Felix
smackaholic wrote:golf ain't work.....even if you are getting paid to do it.
6:30 a.m. - One hour of cardio. Choice between endurance runs, sprints or biking.
7:30 a.m. - One hour of lower weight training. 60-70 percent of normal lifting weight, high reps and multiple sets.
8:30 a.m. - High protein/low-fat breakfast. Typically includes egg-white omelet with vegetables.
9:00 a.m. - Two hours on the golf course. Hit on the range and work on swing.
11:00 a.m. - Practice putting for 30 minutes to an hour.
Noon - Play nine holes.
1:30 p.m. - High protein/low-fat lunch. Typically includes grilled chicken or fish, salad and vegetables.
2:00 p.m. - Three-to-four hours on the golf course. Work on swing, short game and occasionally play another nine holes.
6:30 p.m. - 30 minutes of upper weight training. High reps.
7:00 p.m. - Dinner and rest.
now who do you think this daily regiment belongs to? you may not call it work, but is seems like a lot of work to me....and nobody is paying for this, this is just what it takes in todays modern game