Your dream foursome.

[smackaholic]

And yes, I'm talking about golf, you fukking miscreants.

If you could put together 3 golfers to go out and shoot a round with, who would it be?

Mine is....

Jack- Just because he's fukking Jack. I'd make it the young fat Jack who could hit an 1960s era 1 iron about a mile and a half.

Lee Trevino- Would love to play with him cause he's a down to earf cool mofo and his swing looks worse than mine. Maybe he could show me how to shoot 67 with a bad slice.

Chi Chi- Funniest mofo ever on the course. The tour needs another over the top puerto rican to liven it up some.

And I would want Tiger to caddy for me.

[Screw_Michigan]

And I would want Tiger to caddy for me.

RACK

[Dinsdale]

Chi Chi- Funniest mofo ever on the course.

If by "funny," you mean "moody, and abusive towards fans," then sure.

I've got a secondhand account of an over-the-top Chi Chi asshole moment.

For myself, I'd want to play against celebrities I can beat -- MJ, Barkeley, guys like that.

[smackaholic]

Chi Chi- Funniest mofo ever on the course.

If by "funny," you mean "moody, and abusive towards fans," then sure.

I've got a secondhand account of an over-the-top Chi Chi asshole moment.

For myself, I'd want to play against celebrities I can beat -- MJ, Barkeley, guys like that.

Chi Chi was definitely a character and being a character he was bound to rub some the wrong way. I new a dude about a hundred years ago, who's old man was a PR and buddies with Chi Chi. He said he was always cool to him. Whenever I saw him on TV he was always playing to the crowd and seemed to be loved by everybody around him.

[Goober McTuber]

Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray and the Dalai Lama.

[BSmack]

Walter Hagen- The best player to ever come out of Rochester. And a world class party animal.

Jack- The man who defined golf when I was a kid.

Tiger- The best I've ever seen.

[Go Coogs']

My old man - He died when I was 24 (ten years ago) and I was never able to afford to play in his big game. Now that I can, its too late.

My best friend - he is the greatest guy I know and a damn good golfer (3 handicap). It's always a pleasure teeing it up with him.

Faldo - my favorite golfer of all-time and a helluva guy.

[BSmack]

Coogs,

Unless dad and gramps are former Tour players, save the sentiment. Of course everyone here would resurrect their dead relatives for one last go around. The point is, which TOUR players would you like to get to know on a personal basis for 4+ hours*.

* 7 hours if Ben Crane is in the group

[Goober McTuber]

The point is, which TOUR players would you like to get to know on a personal basis for 4+ hours*.

None. They're all assholes. Just ask Felix.

[MuchoBulls]

Nicklaus
Mickelson
Paula Creamer

[Felix]

I've thought about this for a while and I think the people I'd like in my foursome would be:

Bobby Jones-the best amateur player ever and one of the prettiest swings I've ever seen
Ben Hogan-I'd love to witness his swing in person, although I've heard he was kind of a dick on the course
My dad, who I lost a couple of years back but was my bestest golfing buddy, the guy who taught me to respect the game, and the guy that knew my swing best....could always tell me what I was doing wrong when my game went to hell in a handbasket.....

I'd like Rory Sabbatini to caddy for me so I could call him a fucking asshole to his face

[MuchoBulls]

I'd like Rory Sabbatini to caddy for me so I could call him a fucking asshole to his face

[BSmack]

Paula Creamer

I saw Paula this year at the LPGA in the same group with Gulbis. Mix in Kris Tschetter and her Ben Hogan stories and you've got 3 ladies I'd play a round with anytime.

http://www.cybergolf.com/golf_news/mr_h ... ve_eubanks

[Goober McTuber]

Paula Creamer

I saw Paula this year at the LPGA in the same group with Gulbis. Mix in Kris Tschetter and her Ben Hogan stories and you've got 3 ladies I'd play a round with anytime.

Looking at Paula's eyebrows, you'd probably need a weed-whacker before you'd be able to hole out.