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[G]Mao Sugiyama's Meal (brad, your thoughts?)[G]
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 8:40 pm
by Mikey
Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
This chef's got balls.
Mao Sugiyama, a self-described "asexual" from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan last month, Calorie Lab reported.
In most cases, "asexual" is a word used to describe a person who is non-sexual. Sugiyama, however, embraces it as a way to show that he does not affiliate with either gender.
Sugiyama sparked a firestorm of interest on April 8 with one tweet:
"[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location."
Just days after Sugiyama's 22nd birthday, the artist underwent elective genital-removal surgery, divvied up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scrotal skin between five people, and garnished it with button mushrooms and Italian parsley.
On April 13, five of six diners who signed up for the $250-a-plate feast, sat down to dinner. The sixth person was a no-show.
The next day, an organizer posted a blog -- subsequently deleted -- containing pictures of the event. Images showed dozens of people who attended the event just to catch a glimpse of the rare treat.
The extra diners were served crocodile-based dishes while Sugiyama cooked up the exclusive meal.
The story went viral in Japan. Some showed even more interest, while others complained. But Calorie Lab called Japanese authorities, who deemed the banquet legal because there is no law against cannibalism in the country.
I was gonna post the pics, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Find them here if you're really interested.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/2 ... 43307.html
Re: [G]Mao Sugiyama's Meal (brad, your thoughts?)[G]
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:01 pm
by Bizzarofelice
peter greenaway did it first
Re: [G]Mao Sugiyama's Meal (brad, your thoughts?)[G]
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:05 pm
by Mikey
So you're calling (cooked) glass dick?
Re: [G]Mao Sugiyama's Meal (brad, your thoughts?)[G]
Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 2:14 pm
by Invictus
Rack Bakedfelice.
"Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been."
Re: [G]Mao Sugiyama's Meal (brad, your thoughts?)[G]
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:41 pm
by Goober McTuber
This chef's got balls.
Not any more.
Re: [G]Mao Sugiyama's Meal (brad, your thoughts?)[G]
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:10 pm
by bradhusker
Goob, this is nothing new to folks in the cullinary world. Ever watch "Bizzare foods" with Andrew Zimmern? Or Anthony Bourdain? These guys BOTH ate at a restaurant overseas which features "PENIS" cuisine. We're talking dicks of all shapes and sizes, price adjusted of course.
Andrew Zimmern actually invited his dad to a meal featuring Bull testicles and penis!! He remarked to his dad, and I quote, "This is easily the creamiest bull seamen ive ever tasted".
I myself dont patronize such establishments, HOWEVER, GOOB, feel free to endulge!!!!
P S. Zimmern remarked on the texture of the testicle, the "nut" if you will, and he swished the seamen around in his mouth for a while, AFTER ALL, he is a professional food critic.
Re: [G]Mao Sugiyama's Meal (brad, your thoughts?)[G]
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:41 pm
by Goober McTuber
brad, how many of these “penis” restaurants featured human penis? I can’t believe it took this long for our Certified Cockologist to post in a thread about eating penises.
Re: [G]Mao Sugiyama's Meal (brad, your thoughts?)[G]
Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 2:11 am
by bradhusker
Goober McTuber wrote:brad, how many of these “penis” restaurants featured human penis? I can’t believe it took this long for our Certified Cockologist to post in a thread about eating penises.
Goob, the answer to your question can be found on your blackberry!! Just scroll thru your restaurants, and you should find about two dozen restaurants which feature the "penis" as their main specialty food. Im sure you've had it baked, grilled, fried, broiled, sautee'd, poached, and of course, more times than you care to admit, RAW!!!
My only concern? The times you had it raw, did you at least wipe the shit off it? Because if you didnt, I will have to report you to the Wisconsin department of health.
Re: [G]Mao Sugiyama's Meal (brad, your thoughts?)[G]
Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 5:23 am
by mvscal
bradhusker wrote:My only concern?
Could a
Jap really feed a party of five on his own sauteed genitalia and what sort of wine do you serve with cock and scrotum cracklins?
I know you have studied this in great detail at some point.
Re: [G]Mao Sugiyama's Meal (brad, your thoughts?)[G]
Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 8:17 am
by bradhusker
mvscal wrote:bradhusker wrote:My only concern?
Could a
Jap really feed a party of five on his own sauteed genitalia and what sort of wine do you serve with cock and scrotum cracklins?
I know you have studied this in great detail at some point.
mvscal, I am willing to bet my life, that you've washed them down with a nice chianti......svsvsvsvvsvsvsvsvsvsvsvsvsvssvsvsvsvsvsvsvsvsvsvvssssssssssss.......................!