Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
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Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Killing time at Reddit and saw that Jess did an AMA (Ask Me Anything) there.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/g ... se_heiman/
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/g ... se_heiman/
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Kind of amazing in a myopia-taken-to-the-Nth-degree way that Jess considers himself and Jonah Hill to be "Hollywood rivals."
I read that and was just... :blink...blink: :doh:
I read that and was just... :blink...blink: :doh:
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Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Nobody cares.
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Thank you, Press Secretary mvscal.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Hmmm....30s...looks like 12.
I wish I looked like 32.
I wish I looked like 32.
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Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be true.mvscal wrote:Nobody cares.
Was it Andy Warhol who said everybody would have 5 minutes of fame?
Congrats to Jess for his 15.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
He was on Jimmy Kimmel again the other night
http://abc.go.com/shows/jimmy-kimmel-li ... VD55204676
http://abc.go.com/shows/jimmy-kimmel-li ... VD55204676
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That was hilarious. She's, needless to say, hot.Papa Willie wrote: I hope to god he lucked out with her. :grin:
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Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
War Wagon wrote:unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be true.mvscal wrote:Nobody cares.
Was it Andy Warhol who said everybody would have 5 minutes of fame?
Congrats to Jess for his 15.
Andy Warhol wrote:In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Goober McTuber wrote:War Wagon wrote:unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be true.mvscal wrote:Nobody cares.
Was it Andy Warhol who said everybody would have 5 minutes of fame?
Congrats to Jess for his 15.Andy Warhol wrote:In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
C'mon...It's Wags...he's a good guy, so I usually cut him some slack.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Hey tubby, considering your weight, your calorie intake and your diabetes, it’s not likely you’ll ever have to worry about seeing your 59th birthday.Papa Willie wrote:Wow - Jess turned 34 today! Yeah - we're all getting old as fuck. Just not (thank god) as old as Goober.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Same story as his girlfriend. Just a picture he found on the internet.Roach wrote:Martyred wrote:
So Marty, is that your main carry piece, or your back up gun?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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That would be the lovely and talented Heather Rae Young, the Playboy Playmate of the Month for February 2010.
Rules. :grin:
Rules. :grin:
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
happy bday JTR lol
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
"...best wishes from me and myself..."
:?
Anyway, I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it. Maybe she was going for some Juno-esque irony.
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Anyway, I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it. Maybe she was going for some Juno-esque irony.
Joe Satriani is a mime, right? - 88
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Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Van wrote:"...best wishes from me and myself..."
:?
Anyway, I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it. Maybe she was going for some Juno-esque irony.
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Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
And yet you incongruously thought the good doctor from the great white north pronounced his name "Feebs."Van wrote:I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it.
When I die, I want my ashes pressed into a record album. That is my vinyl request.
Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Well, yes and no. 'Heiman' is normally pronounced 'Hi-man,' so I'm fine there, but I suppose I should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fibes,' not 'feebs.'
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You should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fucking communist'.Van wrote:I should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fibes,' not 'feebs.'
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Good God, you're a fucking mess.Papa Willie wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:You should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fucking communist'.Van wrote:I should've read 'Phibes' and thought 'fibes,' not 'feebs.'
Bitter, bitter!
Oh yeah, here you go:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Well plus she's got a British accent.Van wrote:"...best wishes from me and myself..."
:?
Anyway, I always thought of it as 'Hi-man,' like an unspoilt pussy, not 'Hee-man,' the way she pronounces it. Maybe she was going for some Juno-esque irony.
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Re: Can't escape him. JTR will always find you.
Rack you and all, jtr...now go press your junk into a Cuisinart.
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