ok, fuck it.

[Y2K]

I betcha Badfish is drunk by now

[Biggie]

Rack Dinsdale again.

[Bizzarofelice]

what's your drink of choice, badfish?

what's the situation that leads you to drink? social situations? yr job? general malaise? boredom? unhappy with life?

[ElvisMonster]

i figured at least one person around here was in recovery.

I can see how all of those "How fucked up on shit are you right NOW?" and "OMG! i"M fukkd up lkie bbqjones at a speeling be!" threads might have given you that idea.

[Dinsdale]

I betcha Badfish is drunk by now

Nah....just retarded.

[Dinsdale]

I have a bad feeling about you and this thread.

Prophetic.

[Bizzarofelice]

I'll start.

I drink because:
-I'm generally uncreative and can't think of anything better to do
-I'm generally antisocial and can't think of anyone I'd rather spend my time with than Busch.
-beer and park steaks are deece.
-helps me understand bbq jones posts.
-my wife hates it when I'm drunk and she's trying to have a relationship discussion.


I usually drink:
-wine because the wife is drinking it and I can't talk to her otherwise
-beer because my dad is drinking it and I can't talk to him otherwise
-kool-aid/vodka because the neighbor's 17 year old daughter is drinking it and I can't get into her pants otherwise.

[Y2K]

I'ma thinking Badfish has his little bottle of help with him to calm down those pesky shakes and stuff. The days getting on and after a couple more big swigs and an Altoid he should be good to go for rush hour.

[Badfish]

again, thanks guys,

i pray this never afilicts you and yours.

[ElvisMonster]

I thought your wife was getting back today?

[JCT]

so much for "reaching out"

Reaching out? This isn't Oprah, you mindnumbingly dull moron.

[Cuda]

Are you really an Alcoholic or is this just a troll to initiate a pile on?

Little kids act up sometimes, just to get attention.

Can't get a fucking thing by you can we?

Kinda smells like this is the case.

Mods, we have a Code Brown here...

[Headhunter]

Who says I'm not a raging alcoholic? I'm not... I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. I just call people in the morning and apologize for my actions.

I'm just not a sniveling pussy about it. I take my kidney stones like a man, and pray my liver holds up until DMike dies. Then I get his!

[JCT]

I thought your wife was getting back today?

He was probably too drunk to notice she left him.

[Y2K]

Dude it does,

Everyone I know is an alkie includeing myself but only on the days of the week that end in Y.
My kids are hard core Jack and Coke Drinkers, the wife is hooked on those cool boxes of wine and I chase Buds with Cazadores. I have some great stories about the folks and their falling down situations that you would enjoy.

[Badfish]

I thought your wife was getting back today?

tomorrow night.

[Screw_Michigan]

rack this thread

[ElvisMonster]

What does she think about your drinking? Is that why she went to go spend time with her parents?

[Blitzkrieg]

I betcha Badfish is drunk by now

He's definitely making me thirsty.




MLK CZ in 3-2-1..............

[TenTallBen]

Who says I'm not a raging alcoholic? I'm not... I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. I just call people in the morning and apologize for my actions.

I'm just not a sniveling pussy about it. I take my kidney stones like a man, and pray my liver holds up until DMike dies. Then I get his!

Exactly. RACK!

Look on the brightside, Badfish. I'm going to venture to say that most fuckers in here could considered an alcoholic if you go by this test. I sure as hell would be.

1. Have you ever decided to stop drinking for a week or so, but lasted only a couple of days?

Yes

2. Do you wish people would stop nagging you about your drinking?

Nobody really nags. I live in South Louisiana. We're all drunks here!

3. Have you ever switched from one kind of drink to another hoping that would keep you from getting drunk?

I've switched from one kind of drink to another to get me drunker. Does that count?

4. Have you had a drink in the morning during the past year?

If you wake up at 2pm and crack a beer, is that considered the morning?

5. Do you envy people who can drink without getting into trouble?

No.

6. Have you had problems connected with drinking during the past year?

2.5 years DUI-free! :wink:

7. Has your drinking caused you trouble at home?

Once upon a time. Good thing I dumped that bitch.

8. Do you ever try to get extra drinks at a party because you did not get enough to drink?

Don't really understand this one, but in 15 years of drinking I'm sure its possible.

9. Do you tell yourself you can stop drinking any time you want, even though you keep getting drunk?

No. Quitting would be pretty hard.

10. Have you missed days at work because of the drinking?

Of course.

11. Do you have blackouts?

You mean passing out from drinking? Its rare these days, but in college...whew!

12. Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not drink?

Yes.

13. When you take one or two drinks, can you stop and walk away?

If i need to, yes, but if I ain't got shit to do...

14. Have you ever embarrassed yourself or someone else when drinking?

If you say that you haven't then you're probably not doing it right...and you'd be lying.

15. Do you drink every day?

Pretty much.

16. How many times in the last month have you awakened with a hangover?

I don't really get hangovers anymore. Maybe one?

17. Do you spend money you don't have on alcohol?

No. I work hard to support my vices.

18. Has this affected your sleeping habits? (Do you pass out, get a drink in the middle of the night, or wet the bed when you sleep because of alcohol?)

No wetting the bed here thanks.

If you have answered yes to four or more of these questions, you are either an alcoholic or on your way to becoming one.

I challenge all of you fukkers to honestly fill ^^^ that out. Me being a big drinker is not breaking news around here.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Kinda smells like this is the case.

Mods, we have a Code Brown here...

Cuda made me laugh.

[Atomic Punk]

AA should c&p this thread and I'll guarantee you a few will stop drinking just because of the brutal pile-ons.

That's some serious tough love going on here. I'll concede there isn't much love here either.

[Dinsdale]

I thought your wife was getting back today?

No, but her boyfriend is.

[ElvisMonster]

Rack TTB.

[KC Scott]

Are you really an Alcoholic or is this just a troll to initiate a pile on?

Little kids act up sometimes, just to get attention.

Can't get a fucking thing by you can we?

Kinda smells like this is the case.

Mods, we have a Code Brown here...

You gotta look at the audience it was written for.

Simpletons need simple talk, or else they just start flailing away in an epileptic seizure of submitals.

[JCT]

So, did tardfish pass out?

[ElvisMonster]

Give him a second. I think he's still working on TTB's checklist.

[helmet]

$10 says his liver is holding him hostage. List of demands to be issued soon.

[JCT]

True 18 items on it, that means he has to take off both shoes.

[Bizzarofelice]

So, did tardfish pass out?

beauty.

[lovebuzz]

isn't badfish six pack dan's roomate slash AA meeting buddy ?!?!?

[Dinsdale]

If by "six pack dan's roomate slash AA meeting buddy," you mean "a spamming tard who's not long for this board," then yes.

[Y2K]

If by "six pack dan's roomate slash AA meeting buddy," you mean "a spamming tard who's not long for this board," then yes.

I thought he was trolling us, if it was a spamming dealio then he got over.

[hardcrow]

[hardcrow]

[lovebuzz]

If by "six pack dan's roomate slash AA meeting buddy," you mean "a spamming tard who's not long for this board," then yes.

I thought he was trolling us, if it was a spamming dealio then he got over.

i used to sometimes talk to SPD.

i mean, who better to run up a 700 dollar bill with, right ?

anyway, the roomie - who sometimes answered, was Badfish.

or so i thought.

[Dinsdale]

run up a 700 dollar bill

You know Buzz, you don't always come across as the sharpest tool in the shed, but they have these new inventions called "cell phones." You "subscribe" to a "cell phone provider." Most of the plans these "providers" offer include nationwide long-distance.

So, how does it feel to pay $700 for something I'd pay $40 for, if I were a big enough loser to want to talk to any of you on the phone?

[lovebuzz]

i did it with his cell, you fucking assfuck.

while driving across state lines, following Uncle zz's shit directions !

he deserved it, too.

3. i couldn't give a flying fuck who thinks what about me, or anybody here. this ain't a meeting of the minds. it's a goddamn message bored.

further, i'm fairly in the know, and the few people posting, that i happen to respect as reasonably intelligent, know that.

[Y2K]

My kids have class, they only drink Gentleman Jack with their Lucky Charms.

[RadioFan]

... if I were a big enough loser to want to talk to any of you on the phone?

Call me?