ok, fuck it.

[lovebuzz]

i did it with his cell, you fucking assfuck.

while driving across state lines, following Uncle zz's shit directions !

he deserved it, too.

3. i couldn't give a flying fuck who thinks what about me, or anybody here. this ain't a meeting of the minds. it's a goddamn message bored.

further, i'm fairly in the know, and the few people posting, that i happen to respect as reasonably intelligent, know that.

[Y2K]

My kids have class, they only drink Gentleman Jack with their Lucky Charms.

[RadioFan]

... if I were a big enough loser to want to talk to any of you on the phone?

Call me?

[ADAM]

My kids have class, they only drink Gentleman Jack with their Lucky Charms.

It's getting chilly in J-ville tonight.....Might have to break out the Beam...

[lovebuzz]

i'm thinken that call waiting (and voicemail etc.) isn't really neccessary in Dins' house.

[Dinsdale]

And thanks to you not having my number, neither is caller ID.

[lovebuzz]

here's the part where i state that you and i both know, you're delusional.

other than the fact that you are here and sort of (lamely) nipping away - i don't say/type shit at you.

ever.

let my past silence be an indicator of how i'd like to keep things.

the end.

[Cuda]

i did it with his cell, you fucking assfuck.

Totally different story then.

Rack racking up a $700 tab on somebody else's cell phone

[Dinsdale]

i don't say/type shit at you.

ever.

let my past silence be an indicator of how i'd like to keep things.

i'm thinken that call waiting (and voicemail etc.) isn't really neccessary in Dins' house.

i did it with his cell, you fucking assfuck.

You're a BCO troll, aren't you?

The end, indeed.

[lovebuzz]

i did it with his cell, you fucking assfuck.

Totally different story then.

Rack racking up a $700 tab on somebody else's cell phone

i knew you'd be impressed.

i feel so content now.

and yeah. i did it. with one of his 2 business cells.

no regrets either.

what he did preceeding that is not even mentionable.

i talked to ZZ, SPD and i don't even remember who else from here, all while on a 14 hour road trip back from the 314.

the fact that Uncle Mike is not properly familiar with either A. his keyboard B. functioning without much beer or C. mapquest - probably had something to do with me going to fucken wisconsin, back through chicago, over a dead fucken deer and loads of deer blood.... and yeah.

talken to SPD for hours.

the best part is the genius paid the bill and is still trying to get back in.

[Dinsdale]

what he did preceeding that is not even mentionable.

Yup, BCO troll, for sure.

A little advice --

Brain, and THEN keyboard.......Brain first, keyboard second. You seem to keep getting that confused.

[lovebuzz]

you realize no one's paying attention to you.

right ?

nevermind.

don't answer.

please.

[ADAM]

i did it with his cell

Is there anything you won't do it with?

[lovebuzz]

eh...

i'm going to give you the same clue/schpeel that i give every other annoying butter-knife around here.

don't believe the hype.

just because i happen to have fast fingers, a sharp mind and eh - an overwhelmingly adorable sense of wit about me - doesn't mean i am a slut.

though, if i want to be - i will and i'm pretty damn sure i'll be fine with it too.

ps: you should change your name to Bucket_O_Beef.

[ADAM]

I'm just glad I could annoy you...You're such an easy mark........


Sincerely,

Bucket O Beef
(I think you're hitting on me)


FTFM

[lovebuzz]

you don't annoy me.

i'm not easily annoyed.

if i was, i'd not be here.

the thing i find most annoying, is reiterating and retyping the fact that i am not easily annoyed.

and for you, i'm not an easy mark. for SlimeX, for Bace, for Mahone, for Cuda even, and whatever - the few others that so easily slide under my skin, i am an easy mark. for you, i am not.

ps: there is a difference between being annoyed and being a good sport. i subscribe to the latter.

pps: everybody thinks i am hitting on them. i imagine thats their misinterpretation of how i type, speak whatever. i don't hit on boys. or girls. i cannot imagine hitting on a boy/man who doesn't get the difference between you're and your.

[ElvisMonster]

Any word from Badfish? I've called all of the hospitals in his area but since I didn't know his real name I pretended like I was trying to order a pizza. Didn't find anything out, but I did really piss off about five emergency room RNs. It was kind of epic but I'm still worried...

[lovebuzz]

eh

he's logged in right now.

[ElvisMonster]

Thank God.

[lovebuzz]

i also happen to have SPD's home number somewheres around.

why don't we call him and ask for Tardfish ?

[J in SOTEX]

Im not an alcoholic...i just like to drink tons of beer a week

[JCT]

If I wasted 700 bucks talking to you morons on the phone I'd want someone to shoot me.

[chowd103]

[KC Scott]

Any word from Badfish? I've called all of the hospitals in his area but since I didn't know his real name I pretended like I was trying to order a pizza. Didn't find anything out, but I did really piss off about five emergency room RNs. It was kind of epic but I'm still worried...

!Kcar

[Atomic Punk]

the fact that Uncle Mike is not properly familiar with either A. his keyboard B. functioning without much beer or C. mapquest - probably had something to do with me going to fucken wisconsin, back through chicago, over a dead fucken deer and loads of deer blood.... and yeah.

I'm still sorry for that. Your eldest let me know that my directions sucked. I was very accurate getting you to the wrong place.

Love you and my nieces.

Sorry about that.

[JCT]

So has tardfish sobered up yet or is he still passed out in a puddle of vomit and piss?

[Carson]

Seeking support on a troll message board is a good idea.

Sin,

R_t_S

[Badfish]

Thanks for the outpouring of support.

[TenTallBen]

Thanks for the outpouring of support.

Like you expected any less? You do have issues.

See my quiz on page 2 or 3 or wherever the fuck it is.

If you have any other problems, I'd suggest PM'ing Netboy Reid.

[Tom In VA]

You got all the support you needed Badfish.

1. Good swift kick in the teeth.
2. A phone number to call.
3. A good view of what booze does to some people, yourself included.


AP was right about the tough love. Whether love is the motivation or not, doesn't matter. These people answered you in a capacity at which they are able to answer you. They gave you all they had.

The problem is ours. Not theirs.

I hope you do what it takes. I'd know I'd rather be perceived as a sober pussy than the subhuman species I was when I was drunk. Let's see sobriety has given me back:

1. Some self respect.
2. Desire to enjoy life.
3. I've lost weight and gained muscle mass.
4. My wife loves me again.
5. My father actually has some respect for me.
6. I don't shit my pants when I sneeze anymore.
7. I don't meltdown on message boards in a frenzy of self pity.
8. I don't have to tuck my bait and tackle between my legs and apologize in the morning to many people anymore. Not because I don't make mistakes, but because .... I'm not a vicious, sniveling, snot nosed brat like I was when I was drunk.
9. Since I don't drink. I don't drink and drive. All drunks lie. You know how you can tell ? Their lips are moving. All drunks drive drunk. Not all of them get caught. Not all of them end up killing themselves or innocent people. But some do. By not drinking, I have reduced the chances that will happen.

And the list keeps growing.


The alternatives are prison, death, or the insane assylum, drooling and shitting in your pants.


You know what to do. Good luck.

BTW Thanks for the thread. Sometimes that Guiness looks real tasty and then I read a thread like this, reminds myself of myself, and then that Guiness doesn't look so good anymore.

[Money Shot]

Rack Tom. Solid post.

[TenTallBen]

Let's see sobriety has given me back:

4. My wife loves me again.

I guess I'm the lucky one. I met my wife when I was drunk off my ass in the French Quarter. That didn't chase her off even though she isn't a big drinker (wussy socals). A great woman will make you be a better person....not necessarily a better poster. :P

[Atomic Punk]

TTB is one lucky son of a bitch.

Tom in VA is a good man and hope he can keep ahead of the demons we all drink with.

One of the Mag7 told me his life under the bottle and he's had it tough. He knows me and I've followed his mistakes almost to a tee.

If you want to change, then you are in for a rough ride like a bad rubber.

If you are bullshitting then you are in for bad times.

[TenTallBen]

TTB is one lucky son of a bitch.

Yes I am. It goes to show you there's hope for everyone.

[Uncle Fester]

If you're gonna be an alkie, at least do it with the clean and refreshing taste of Hamm's.

Hamm's.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Hamm's.

[Badfish]

Amazing the support I have recieved, I am not being sarcastic.

from the pm's (you know who are),
to my wife saying "thank God! are you serious? we'll get through it",
to my boss saying he's been sober for 27 years, come back when you're ready,
to strangers picking me up and taking me to meetings.

God bless you guys, and the pile on was good for few laughs anyway, right?

[Dinsdale]

God bless you guys, and the pile on was good for few laughs anyway, right?

Not nearly as funny as the one that's going to happen the next time you get liquored up and post.

[Cuda]

Don't forget- we'll be here for you when you decide to kick the dick-sucking habit too

[lovebuzz]

personally, i don't reccomend kicken the dick sucking habit.

[Dinsdale]

I do admire dude's resolve though. No way I could ever quit drinking -- I'd have to actually score decent looking chicks if I did that. Too much work.