A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:16 pm

Fat Willie wet dream.

https://vimeo.com/46696426

wizzardrose · Post by **wizzardrose** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:17 pm

http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress ... f-life.jpg

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:50 pm

And with that, have we just witnessed the botched introductory post by one of lovebuzz's new recruits?

If so, welcome, asshat. Now, don your plastic coveralls, pull up a chair, and prepare for the deluge of monkey poo that is sure to be flung your way in the traditional T1B greeting.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:01 pm

Oh no, not another hippie.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:05 pm

If he's who I think he is, no, this one isn't just another hippie.

Then again, lovebuzz was saying she'd recruited two new ~~victims~~ members, so maybe this is the other one.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:11 pm

Can't wait to TROTs him

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:11 pm

Whatever, this one looks a lot like Tommy Chong.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:14 pm

Van wrote:If he's who I think he is, no, this one isn't just another hippie.

Then again, lovebuzz was saying she'd recruited two new ~~victims~~ members, so maybe this is the other one.

wtf, man ? all's i did was share the link amongst 1800 of my closest friends.
oh, and say a lot of favorable things about you degenerates. lies. all of it.
fresh meat. you're welcome.

ps: to be fair, i did request that only those who comprehend the forum description, should kindly register and post.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:07 pm

So let's take a gander at this forum's description to see how accurately it represents the goings-on here...

"Remember, if you can't say anything nice about someone, don't say anything at all."

Yep, that definitely ought to give any unsuspecting noobs a good idea of what this place is all about. Verily, we're all just Dan Vogel and Friends.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:19 pm

I'd prefer

sticks and stones may break your bones, but names will make you feel like a prison bitch

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:21 pm

I thought she meant this one...

Only at T1B can a thread about illiteracy quickly morph into pics of dirigible-sportin' pneumatic bimbos proudly hoisting dead pairs of fish

No doubt a little closer to the actual T1B ideal.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:26 pm

Mikey, FTW.

Van just shat upon my elaborate troll scheme. Dick move.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:41 pm

Van's widely known for his MLB quality Dick Move, but I'll have to admit that this one went several feet over my head.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:48 pm

vehicle registered to wizzardrose but you didn't hear it from me.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:50 pm

Mikey wrote:I'll have to admit that this one went several feet over my head.

Exactly. And had lovebuzz not said anything I could have simply stood by my qualifier since I really didn't know whether this guy was that guy.

And as it turns out, no, he's not. So, much ado about nothing.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:00 pm

San Francisco has the nicest MLK drive in the country. Hell, it's prolly THE only nice one.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:14 pm

Van wrote:Exactly. And had lovebuzz not said anything I could have simply stood by my qualifier since I really didn't know whether this guy was that guy.

And as it turns out, no, he's not. So, much ado about nothing.

this guy is well acquainted with that guy and as far as i can tell desperately wants a secret rendezvous with that guy but i could be wrong
and am pretty sure that his wife would be pissed.

you'll notice when that guy wanders in.
i don't think he knows how to make an entrance that isn't grand.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:29 pm

From what she just posted, I'm picturing something more along the lines of Rip Taylor, feather boas and a rain of confetti.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:34 pm

KC Scott wrote:a prius is not grand

bwah ! racked !

ps: i've got 2 (more) words for you re: that guy.
Mounted. Police.

BetterThanYou · Post by **BetterThanYou** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:18 am

Pointless bimbo pics, dead cats, buckets of chicken. This must be the line to get into the next WalMart Grand Opening.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:49 am

There is no such thing as a pointless bimbo pic.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:04 am

Van wrote:There is no such thing as a pointless bimbo pic.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:10 am

I doubt 'Spray would find that pointless.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:10 am

They could definitely use a better company logo.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:57 am

Van wrote:They could definitely use a better company logo.

i'm available for that position and fit the description. so i hear.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:14 am

As positions go, I'm sure we could come up with a few that are far more flattering to you.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:09 am

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:41 pm

Happy birthday to Mike the Lab Rat.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:07 am

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:41 am

Gobbler wrote:Happy birthday to Mike the Lab Rat.

Was run.

Prefers to rumble on Facebook :)

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:53 pm

AP goes shopping:

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:00 pm

Jess is posting pictures of a pedicure on my news feed right at this very moment.
While I recognize that my words do not do justice to this situation, I do recognize rules and all.

The kid slays me. A fooken pedicure.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:12 pm

lovebuzz wrote:A fooken pedicure.

Never had one but I can imaging that after a hard day of doing really manly stuff like chopping wood, hauling bricks, and watching reruns of Glee while waiting for casting calls, a nice pedicure might be just the thing to end the day with.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:34 pm

Icebreakers.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:39 pm

Mike's in mecca today. Ready, set... circumambulate !

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:49 pm

lovebuzz wrote:

saw that a few nights ago. thought the band was playing a captain beefheart song, and then waits finishes the song with cap'n vocal styles. basically a beefheart tribute band.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:12 am

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:18 am

so many wonderful youtube videos are a 1200 and a 45

for my buzzbuzz. better with headphones and the bace turned up.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:50 pm

^sweetest perfection^

ps :

or

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:53 am