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Shout out... to my boys in Colorado






Next stop... Dallas/Waxahachie (Scarborough Faire) then Denver (Larkspur) ...







m2

Thanks for the heads up on these guys last night. Listening to them while waiting for the wife to get home. Liking what I hear.

BSmack wrote:Thanks for the heads up on these guys last night. Listening to them while waiting for the wife to get home. Liking what I hear.

You were on fire last night... well played.




Here's another "diddy" from Death in Vegas



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m2

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Girls











m2

Papa Willie wrote:I watched just enough to know that it was one of the gayest fucking things ever.

Tell me, how did you become so expert in "the gay" as to be able to categorize something as "the gayest?"

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m2

I was first clued into this ban when I heard this song playing in the movie Lost in Translation.

Isn't M2 that renfaire faggot?

Good music... is simply too complicated for "white trash".




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m2

You simply aren't smart enough to play that music.

If you had half a brain... you'd know most Jazz/Fusion is played in B flat (Bb) scales.


Shit for brains... learn how to play harmonic minor musical scales in the root of B flat (Bb)



You're simply the dumbest mother fucker to ever post on this board... hands down.

Bwhahahaha... it's all pentatonic ... shit for brains.

You really are this stupid.


Unreal.

A better question would be what I don't play... shit for brains.

You're an absolute embarrassment to everything musical.

We've been waiting on you to play such a simplistic chord.... in any of the songs presented.



Swing and miss... once again.

Last I heard... you're on disability...

per confusion forums.


Did you really get that fat ?

Confusion forums... confirmed that your wife and children left you for a black guy... what the fuck ?

Psst...


All That Glitters











m2

Papa Willie wrote:Don't want to take the bet, Milton? Pussy much?

Shit for brains... it was taken in the previous post... you really are this stupid.

Psst... You've been banned from every forum on this board... but your just too stupid to get it.


Now... let me refresh your memory














m2

Sudden Sam wrote:Oh yeah. Using the Woodstock audio with that shit was really brilliant.

Christ.

My bad... I almost left the town clown out of this...

MadRussian wrote:Isn't M2 that renfaire faggot?

bump

Mtool is such a fucking semen drunk faggot that his roids have been pounded so much they have cauliflower ear.

Why don't you run of into the sunset with that faggot AP?

This fighting is pointless.

m2, if you need to get a clue about music or want insights on the most effective way to eat yourself to death three times over, shoot 'Spray a PM.

Spray, if you need to get a clue how to build a windchime or want insights on the most effective way to clean your own feces out of your someone else's ballhair, give m2 a shot-out.

Get along you two.

Fucking awful.

Even more awful is the fact that wasn't even the worst thing I've heard today. Observe:

Papa Willie wrote:This is true. I was just wondering the other year about ways in creating windchimes in the shape of semen drops. I really can't think of anybody more qualified.

You probably can. I'm not quite sure that he dabbles in mere drops.

...I thought this was a thread about things Goober was older than...

Sudden Sam wrote:Spray runs circles around "musicians" like that in his sleep.

I laughed...


Link ?

I make a living designing musical instruments... you live off disability (which is a well known fact).

Game, set, match.

You live off a disability check in Bacon, Georgia.


It's quite sad for a man of only 60 years of age.

M2 wrote:I make a living designing musical instruments...

Wait........Did you just call a fucking windchime............a musical instrument?



Holy shit. None of your lunch money made it to the cafeteria did it?

R-Jack wrote:

M2 wrote:I make a living designing musical instruments...

Wait........Did you just call a fucking windchime............a musical instrument?

You're not a very bright guy...

Psst... I learned my licks from this freak on my Gibson Les Paul... when I was 8 years old.













m2

I'm not saying that chimes are not an instrument you tool. I'm laughing at you passing off the porch ornaments you peddle at ren fairs as musical instruments in an attempt to claim superiority over an actual musician.

Look, I know I don't have a place in discussions like these outside of pointing and laughing at the participants. What I don't know is if a grown man calling a wind chime a musical intrument is either the dorkiest thing I've heard in a long time or the gayest.

BTW, pease explain how Roy Buchanan at the height of noteriety and recording career took the time to travel to the Bay Area and teach an eight year old queer how to play guitar. Or not, we already know it's a lie like your trysts with women and your original takes.

M2 wrote:I make a living designing musical instruments...

Well that's damned impressive, Milton. I'm sure you're very proud of them and, no doubt, have many links to examples of these instruments being played by yourself or other virtuoso performers. Let's see an original Milton in action.

Please, we're on pins and needles here. Any time now....

mvscal wrote:

M2 wrote:I make a living designing musical instruments...

Well that's damned impressive, Milton. I'm sure you're very proud of them and, no doubt, have many links to examples of these instruments being played by yourself or other virtuoso performers. Let's see an original Milton in action.

Please, we're on pins and needles here. Any time now....

mvscal wrote:Let's see an original Milton in action.

His solo starts at :05.

R-Jack wrote:porch ornaments .

I laughed... knowing that you live in the Bay Area's version of Kansas City.


A porch ornament is probably all that you could afford...

R-Jack wrote:BTW, pease explain how Roy Buchanan at the height of noteriety and recording career took the time to travel to the Bay Area

Huh ?



I have Absolute pitch... horse wrangler.

Fine. I commit typos and you are a buttfucking liar. I can live with that.

R-Jack wrote:Fine. I commit typos and you are a buttfucking liar. I can live with that.

Really ?


Are you denying in you live in "Rodeo"... the armpit of the Bay Area ?




The FACT... that you called a 6063 T832 a porch ornament... is all I need to know about your intelligence other than the FACT... you live in the biggest shit hole in the Bay Area.

M2 wrote: Are you denying in you live in "Rodeo"... the armpit of the Bay Area ?

Uhhh...nope. Kinda hard to deny that when I actually say it. Everyone knows my word is good because no one would lie about living in Rodeo, CA.

You, however have been caught in several lies over the years and are trying to spin out of another one. Would you care to explain how or why Roy Buchanan would take time out of his prime years to give some snot nosed faggot from across the country a guitar lesson, or are you going to keep melting down into a puddle of astroglide until you can come up with your next easily detectible lie?

Papa Willie wrote:You're PSU.

And... you're simply fat and stupid.

R-Jack wrote:

M2 wrote: Are you denying in you live in "Rodeo"... the armpit of the Bay Area ?

Uhhh...nope. Kinda hard to deny that when I actually say it. Everyone knows my word is good because no one would lie about living in Rodeo, CA.

You, however have been caught in several lies over the years and are trying to spin out of another one. Would you care to explain how or why Roy Buchanan would take time out of his prime years to give some snot nosed faggot from across the country a guitar lesson, or are you going to keep melting down into a puddle of astroglide until you can come up with your next easily detectible lie?

Link ?