Crossfit FAIL.

[R-Jack]

When the foundation of your "sport" is to making up stupid and useless exercises just to show how much of an elite athlete you are, you tend to do stupid shit like this. Hilarity ensues around 2:17



My wife does crossfit and competes in these things, to which I give her endless support to offset my endless ridicule. She was thinking of doing this event, but chose not to on the basis of "pulling a cop car is fucking stupid. What's going to happen when I stop, or when the car hits the brakes?"

Now we know.

[smackaholic]

The fukking moron behind the wheel should have been on the brakes before that twit became a wheel chock.

Next time they have one of those alleged co-ed sports, the women should just hop in the car and complain. They are much better at that than being an engine.

[Mikey]

Her "friends" are prolly pissed as hell at her. If you can't keep up, don't fucking sign up.

[socal]

Amateurs.

sin,

[R-Jack]

The fukking moron behind the wheel should have been on the brakes before that twit became a wheel chock.

I wish the dork behind the wheel hit the brakes. The bitch would've been spared at the hilarious expense of three doucebriskets nursing broken backs and whiplash.

The only way you can do that and not get somebody killed is if everyone went as slow as the slowest teammate. Keeping up with the lowest common denominator...........real elite shit.

[Dr_Phibes]

I wish the dork behind the wheel hit the brakes.

Two of them had their harnesses looped round their necks :?

[Atomic Punk]

I wish the dork behind the wheel hit the brakes.

Two of them had their harnesses looped round their necks :?

If this event was held in Texas, they would have at least 4 balcks on ropes running behind the car until only one survived. The possibilities... ~sigh~

[R-Jack]

I wish the dork behind the wheel hit the brakes.

Two of them had their harnesses looped round their necks :?

I didn't even notice that. I did notice the jackass who made sure he didn't spill a drop of his starbucks while he was rushing to help do nothing.

[Cueball]

I wish the dork behind the wheel hit the brakes.

Two of them had their harnesses looped round their necks :?

I didn't even notice that. I did notice the jackass who made sure he didn't spill a drop of his starbucks while he was rushing to help do nothing.

I noticed the Starbucks fuck too. $6 for a mocha latte swirley thinhgy is worth too much to put down to help a fellow idiot in need

[smackaholic]

I wish the dork behind the wheel hit the brakes.

Two of them had their harnesses looped round their necks :?

If this event was held in Texas, they would have at least 4 balcks on ropes running behind the car until only one survived. The possibilities... ~sigh~

AP is on to something here. Just needs a little tweaking.

The vehicle would be a full sized domestic pickup, with longhorn rack hood ornament. The pullers would all be huge white farm boys. 3 or 4 should do. In back you have nate with a rope around his neck, other end tied to the rear bumper. He has his ankles zip tied, BTW.