Royals games are going to be...

[War Wagon]

no shit, I can't believe they dumped Frank White for that dork.

[War Wagon]

growing pains I hope. They're going to make an epic assault on .500 this year.

Need to put Gordon in the 3 hole followed by Hosmer and Butler.

[Truman]

No. I like Gordon better at the 2, with Frenchy at 5. If Cain could hit his weight, he'd be a deece candidate to lead off.

Always hated Gordy in that spot... Power-bat at the top doesn't make sense, and he strikes out way too much to be an effective lead-off hitter. Pretty tall order to pitch around the likes of Gordon, Hos, Billy, Frenchy, and Moose - five bats in a row that can spoil your day.

...Bat-shit starting pitching... [/grumble]

*Edit: Guh. Hudler is unlistenable. Tuhrrible[/Barkley]. HORRRible[/Walton]. I think bradhusker just outted himself...

[Truman]

It doesn't matter how completely unlistenable Hudler is.

This team is completely unwatchable.

Reckon I'll check in when the Hos comes to the plate - not unlike George, back in the day.

If we're gonna get hammered, then by God bring the kids up from Glassville or Omaha and let them get hammered. At least they have a future, and the home volk will be a bit more patient as the kids develop...

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Mendoza actually had a very strong spring, but has returned to his sucky old self now that it counts. Isn't there someone in the minors that can pitch? I heard about Mike Montgomery 3-4 years ago... when is he going to major league ready?

Duffy actually looks deece (especially after what happened to him last year.) High upside.

I thought the Sanchez for Cabrera trade was a steal when it happened. But dude continues to disappoint. He steadily improved every year from 08-10 and had a stellar season in 2010. Got injured last year and hasn't been the same pitcher since.

[Cueball]

Didn't White do color? :wink:

[War Wagon]

growing pains

did I say that?

This could be the worst team in the history of MLB and that's no joke.

I bought some tickets from a friend who was doing a fundraiser for his kids Little League team and I don't know what to do with them now. Giving them away would be an insult to the guy on the street corner begging for spare change and I won't spend one more fucking dime watching this gutless bunch of losers.

[Shoalzie]

Complain about your announcers while the team is an udder disappointment...again. What happened to having a breakout year, KC?

[R-Jack]

It even inspired a Troll twitter account

Do you remember where you were the last time the #Royals faced Derek Lowe? I was sitting in the Crown Seats doing my taxes.

[R-Jack]

BTW.

If that pic was not a righty pitching, I would've assumed that Johnathan Sanchez was on the hill before I guessed pitchout.

[Shoalzie]

Good catch...

My Tigres are playing like ass right now too so I guess I can't run too much smack on the Royales.