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Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:27 pm
by R-Jack
I'm just trying to wrap my head around something a reatard Facebook fliend shared. From what I gathered a friend of a friends ex husband killed her cat.
Funny enough? Well, to quote me, It gets better.
I guess she took the time to put together the most adorable card possible to out him as a cat killer.
I'm speechless for the most part on this one. Just wanted to share. Turn it into a caption thread if you want. Mvscal can throw in some racial jokes in there. Wags can use this a jump off point to whine like a faggot about the death pool. I turn this thread and picture over to the masses.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:54 pm
by Smackie Chan
Will he be charged with a feliney?
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:15 pm
by Goober McTuber
No pussy for me? No pussy for you either.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:40 pm
by BSmack
Sudden Sam wrote:Actually I hope someone throws him out of a third floor window.
+1
There are two things that will get my son in dire trouble with me, not showing his mother the respect she deserves and doing anything that would hurt a defenseless animal.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:50 pm
by Cuda
Sudden Sam wrote:
Actually I hope someone throws him out of a third floor window.
just let Marcellus Wallace know dude gave his wife a foot massage
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:14 pm
by Python
BSmack wrote: doing anything that would hurt a defenseless animal.
Cats have claws. They should fight back.
And Rack Cuda.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:14 am
by Screw_Michigan
Cuda wrote:Sudden Sam wrote:
Actually I hope someone throws him out of a third floor window.
just let Marcellus Wallace know dude gave his wife a foot massage
Fukkin rack.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:44 am
by War Wagon
R-Jack wrote:Wags can use this a jump off point to whine like a faggot about the death pool.
I got your point the first time. Sheesh.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:44 am
by BSmack
Python wrote:BSmack wrote: doing anything that would hurt a defenseless animal.
Cats have claws. They should fight back.
And Rack Cuda.
Our cat has. The boy has learned.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:53 pm
by Python
If he has claws, he's not defenseless.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:15 pm
by Van
Python, claws or no claws, a 10-month old kitten is defenseless against a grown man throwing it out a window.
Seriously, shut the fuck up.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:05 pm
by Cuda
too bad nobody threw your keyboard out a 10 story window
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:17 pm
by Python
Van wrote:
Seriously, shut the fuck up.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:48 pm
by Van
Cuda, while I've always enjoyed Py's posts as much as the next guy, your utter nutsacking of Py, RJ and mvscal has become downright disturbing.
Look, ask bradhusker, he'll tell you. A dude's balls need room to breathe, which I would've thought was a lesson Valvenis should've taught you lo those many years ago when you first latched onto hairy scrotum as a means of forging your identity on these boards.
But hey, please, go ahead, enthrall us again with another of your "clicktalker" enemas. It just gets funnier and funnier every time, so you go, girl.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:37 pm
by Cuda
the keyboard comment came from the heart, van. your words are hurtful
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:24 pm
by Ana Ng
This shit doesn't surprise me. Nogs hates anything that's either smarter than them, or smells better.
(the ocean, insects, trick or treating, unmade kool-aid, domesticated animals, dead people wearing expensive jewelry, Lord of the Rings, etc.)
Animal cruelty is truly the epitome of weakness, IMO.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:37 am
by Van
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:43 am
by BSmack
Toddowen wrote:BSmack wrote:
Our cat has. The boy has learned.
Ya think?
He hates your cat.
RACK your kid.
Not even close. All he wants to do is hug the cat. With his head.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:14 pm
by Moving Sale
Ana Ng wrote:... Nogs ...
Animal cruelty is truly the epitome of weakness, IMO.
The epitome of weakness is Racism you Fat Stupid Bot.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:10 pm
by Ana Ng
Go break your minikin digits off in your asshole, tiny dancer.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:18 pm
by Moving Sale
Nice white flag you Racist fuck.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:19 am
by Dan Vogel
Animal cruelty is one of the lowest of the lows. And it is documented that many serial killers began by torturing or killing animals. I don't see anything wrong with outing this guy on facebook or other places. There is no justifying him and he really should face criminal charges.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:53 pm
by BSmack
Toddowen wrote:It's also been documented quite thoroughly that the biggest mass murderer of all time was an ardent dog lover.
He loved his dog so much that he tested out his cyanide capsules on Blondi.
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:02 pm
by Cuda
BSmack wrote: he tested out his cyanide capsules on Blondi.
so that's why she hasn't been posting lately
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:28 pm
by Mikey
88 wrote:I thought cats could survive falls from that height. Then again, I've never bothered to check after I've chucked one. So maybe I'm wrong about that.
Apparently they do better from higher up.
Really.
(maybe 3 floors is the "sweet spot" for getting rid of kitty)
Cat Falls 19 Floors, Lands Purrfectly
A woman in Boston saw something white fall past her second floor window Wednesday afternoon "and ran to see what it was," according to the Boston Globe.
Turns out it was Sugar the cat, who had plunged to the ground from an apartment on the 19th floor.
Don't panic, everyone. Sugar is OK. Just some bruising of her lungs, according to the Animal Rescue League of Boston.
It helped, according to the Globe, that Sugar landed "on a soft patch of grass and mulch."
But as ABC News' 20/20 has explained, there's also been research done that indicates a cat may be better off falling from a high place than a relatively low one. It's called "high rise syndrome."
"Apparently," 20/20 reported, "cats that fall farther are able to spread their bodies like feline parachutes to slow themselves down." Then they land, of course, on their feet.
Want to see how a cat falls, in slow motion, and learn more about high rise syndrome? Check this video from National Geographic
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... purrfectly
Re: Words cannot describe.......
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:36 am
by mvscal
Papa Willie wrote:The cat was a HELL of a lot more important than that turd will ever be.
True. Hopefully one day neegurs will be properly recognized as the lowest form of life on planet earth and dealt with accordingly.
