Tactical Bacon Quiche

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Re: Tactical Bacon Quiche

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MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:
Mikey wrote:
MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote: swap out the Swiss cheese for Gruyère...
Well la-di-da, that changes everything. Now you're sounding a lot more like Goobs' type of metrosexual.
Do you shave your pubes on a regular basis?
Shave? No. But I give 'em a good once over with a trimmer every couple weeks. It's just the polite thing to do. Are you implying that your boyfriend actually prefers you with a big, hairy manbush? Different strokes, I guess...
Not implying that at all. Unlike you, I guess, I don't have a boyfriend I'm trying to impress, but yours apparently prefers a nice neat trim. Like I said, you're obviously Goobs' type of metrosexual. You two really should hook up sometime and share pube trimming experiences.
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Re: Tactical Bacon Quiche

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Mikey wrote:Awww...what's the matter? Scrotum get a little chafed this morning?
:?

Does your bald head get chafed?
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Tactical Bacon Quiche

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Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:Awww...what's the matter? Scrotum get a little chafed this morning?
:?

Does your bald head get chafed?
Why would it? I don't shave it.
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Re: Tactical Bacon Quiche

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Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:Awww...what's the matter? Scrotum get a little chafed this morning?
:?

Does your bald head get chafed?
Why would it? I don't shave it.
I don't shave my scrotum either, Mildred.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Tactical Bacon Quiche

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Oh, right OK. I imagine you're using clippers and not an electric razor.
So do you go with the full on buzz cut or try for a variation of the "high and tight"?
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Re: Tactical Bacon Quiche

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Mikey wrote:Oh, right OK. I imagine you're using clippers and not an electric razor.
So do you go with the full on buzz cut or try for a variation of the "high and tight"?
You really haven't been paying attention.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Tactical Bacon Quiche

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Mikey wrote:
Well la-di-da, that changes everything. Now you're sounding a lot more like Goobs' type of metrosexual.
Do you shave your pubes on a regular basis?
Shave? No. But I give 'em a good once over with a trimmer every couple weeks. It's just the polite thing to do. Are you implying that your boyfriend actually prefers you with a big, hairy manbush? Different strokes, I guess...[/quote]

Not implying that at all. Unlike you, I guess, I don't have a boyfriend I'm trying to impress, but yours apparently prefers a nice neat trim. Like I said, you're obviously Goobs' type of metrosexual. You two really should hook up sometime and share pube trimming experiences.[/quote]


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Re: Tactical Bacon Quiche

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Take it to the Male Genitalia Grooming Forum.

This thread has taken a seriously disturbing turn for the worse.
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