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JoPa - pneumonia
Hulk Hogan - heart attack
Dianna Ross - kidney failure
Michael Douglas - cancer
Todd Marinovich - suicide
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Fidel Castro-cancer
Kim Il whateverthefukk his name is, new PDRK HMFIC - grief over dear leader's departure/lead poisoning
Iraqi president/PM - blowed the fukk up
Afghan PM - see above
nancy pelosi - not enough brain activity to continue breathing
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Dick Clark - Complications from being a zombie
Gary Carter - Brain Tumor
Etta James - Leukemia
Robin Gibb - Liver Cancer
Penny Marshall - Cancer
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Justin Beiber - chokes on Tonka Toy
Lady Gaga - falls over wearing 2ft hight platform shoes & breaks neck
Kim Kardashian - botulism
Ashton Kutcher - overdouches
Michael Lohan - see above
50 Cent - career suicide
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could i trade Kim Il for jsc's reading ability which appears to be on life support as we speak?

dammit, the fukker edited it before i could post. :x
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I'll go ahead right now and reserve a spot for me in 2013. We can do that, can't we?
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Two of my annual selections (Kim Jong-Il and Amy Winehouse) bit the dust last year. With that in mind . . .

Dick Cheney -- heart attack
Muhammad Ali -- complications from Parkinson's
Bobby Bowden -- heart attack
Snoop Dogg -- homicide
Annette Funicello -- complications from MS
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Wilford Brimley - Stroke
Clint Eastwood - Heart Attack
The Queen of England - Heart Attack
Stan Musial - Heart Attack
Tim Conway - Stroke
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Jerry Sandusky - Suicide
George H.W. Bush - Stroke
Floyd Mayweather Sr - Cancer
Charles Manson - Shanked after parole hearing
Regis Philbin - Lack of spotlight
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Spray - heart attack
Goobs - natural causes
Jsc - take your pick
Coogs - asphyxiation from sex with wife
Me - Michigan State sports
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88 wrote:Abdelbaset Al Megrahi (Lockerbie Bomber) - C4 (Stage 4 Cancer)
Buddy Ryan - Cancer
Bernie Madoff - Shank
T.I. (Rapper AKA Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr.) - Drive-by shooting
Alex Honnold (American Free-climber featured on 60 Minutes) - Gravity
free climbers are quite possibly the stupidest people on the planet. more of them dead is a good thing.
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88 wrote:Bernie Madoff - Shank
:lol:
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smackaholic wrote:free climbers are quite possibly the stupidest people on the planet. more of them dead is a good thing.
Weren't you "free climbing" at 12.5' ladder a while back, err, landing on yer back?
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socal wrote:
smackaholic wrote:free climbers are quite possibly the stupidest people on the planet. more of them dead is a good thing.
Weren't you "free climbing" at 12.5' ladder a while back, err, landing on yer back?
:lol: :lol:

yeah, i guess i was.

actually, the ladder was more like a 24 fter. the 12.5 was the distance from the deck to the ground.
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Etta James - Leukemia??? does this count as she has already been diagnosed and given weeks to live.
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ChargerMike wrote:Etta James - Leukemia??? does this count as she has already been diagnosed and given weeks to live.
yup. you don't get extra points for picking surprise deaths.

just out of curiosity, i would like to see YaFJ come in here and proclaim that etta will be fukking dead this year. i'll bet that would be enough to get her to hold on 'til '13.
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ChargerMike wrote:Etta James - Leukemia??? does this count as she has already been diagnosed and given weeks to live.
Those are the folks you WANT to pick in this sort of twisted game.
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BSmack wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:Etta James - Leukemia??? does this count as she has already been diagnosed and given weeks to live.
Those are the folks you WANT to pick in this sort of twisted game.

...in that case...Ike Taylor..torched to death
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I'll take my 27 points plus the bonus points for cause of death.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... 89,00.html
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R-Jack wrote:JoPa - pneumonia
Not sure if pneumonia is the actual cause, but give R-Jack his 15 for sure.
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BSmack wrote:Gary Carter - Brain Tumor
Dead at 57 of a brain tumor.

That will be 53 points.

Thank you.
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Deftly played. I thought he'd hang on one more year.
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BSmack wrote:
Dead at 57 of a brain tumor.

That will be 53 points.
I'd trots this shit thread if it were up to me but...

math isn't your strong suit.
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If you took the time to learn the rules instead of coming into here telling us about your sandy vagina, you would see his tally was accurate
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Rule #1: Be a douchebag in real life as well as on here.

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Wags, I don't expect you to play along. I'm very much understanding of your stance on these things and I respect it. I am also not the type of guy who feigns remorse for someone I have zero emotional connection to when they take take part in a natural process of life. For some reason, you come in these threads decrying the death pools and suggesting how I or anyone else should act. You fail to.................











.........you know what? Fuck it. All of this will fly over you head anyway. I'm just going to point and laugh and call you "Waaaaaaaaaahhgs".
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you know what's sad?

no, not a hand full of interweb losers making light of famous people cashing in their chips.

what's really sad is not a single fukking one of us picking the pretty black lady screaming in that once magnificent voice "OHHHH, PICK ME!!!!! PICK ME!!!!!!!.

BTW, I thought picking the cause was good for double points, not just 10 bonus.
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Looks like BSmack is running away with it right now.
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If B gets another I think the mercy rule goes into effect.
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War Wagon wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Dead at 57 of a brain tumor.

That will be 53 points.
I'd trots this shit thread if it were up to me but...

math isn't your strong suit.
10 points for calling the cause of death Wags.
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BSmack wrote:Robin Gibb - Liver Cancer
About to go yard again. Boat race bitches.

http://news.yahoo.com/singer-robin-gibb ... 25770.html
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BSmack wrote:
BSmack wrote:Robin Gibb - Liver Cancer
About to go yard again. Boat race bitches.

http://news.yahoo.com/singer-robin-gibb ... 25770.html
OMG, the last remaining GIBB brother is gone? No more "WORDS" or "HOW DEEP is YOUR LOVE".
Who is next?
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Congrats to Bsmack for his DP rout. Guess we are all playing for second place now.

I am actually pulling for Dick and Penny to get their tickets punched, just to see him run the table.
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Jsc810 wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Congrats to Bsmack for his DP rout. Guess we are all playing for second place now.
Not so fast, my friend, I'm two for five so far:

Miguel de la Madrid, President of Mexico in 1980s, Dies at 77
Former SD Gov., US Rep. Bill Janklow dead at 72
Just remember, even if you catch up to me in volume, I'll still have you on points because my picks have been younger than yours. You'll have to hit on more picks outright to win.
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yeah, B, you better watch out for chip. his zsa zsa pic is money in the bank....and worth about 4 points. btw, rack the old gal for stiff arming the grim reaper a few years back.
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smackaholic wrote:Congrats to Bsmack for his DP rout. Guess we are all playing for second place now.

I am actually pulling for Dick and Penny to get their tickets punched, just to see him run the table.
Why would you want Penny Marshall from "Laverne and Shirley" to die. Are you heartless?
I bet you also want richie cunningham to die as well, not gonna happen,
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smackaholic wrote:yeah, B, you better watch out for chip. his zsa zsa pic is money in the bank....and worth about 4 points. btw, rack the old gal for stiff arming the grim reaper a few years back.
I didn't even notice he had Zsa Zsa. In that case he has almost no chance at all. In fact, I did the math. The best Chip can do is 133 points if he hits on all 5 picks AND gets 10 bonus points for each. When Robin Gibb finally punches out, I will have 138 points. Ergo, Chip can't win.
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ya know, rob could catch a second wind and go zsa zsa on you and linger till jan 1.

or maybe van can come in here and comment on it and fukk it up for you like he did that no-no the other day.
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bradhusker wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Congrats to Bsmack for his DP rout. Guess we are all playing for second place now.

I am actually pulling for Dick and Penny to get their tickets punched, just to see him run the table.
Why would you want Penny Marshall from "Laverne and Shirley" to die. Are you heartless?
I bet you also want richie cunningham to die as well, not gonna happen,
I could give two fukks about laverne, ritchie or the fonz. Just like rooting for somebody who is throwing a no hitter, or in this call, all hitter.

One other thing. I was wondering if B could go ahead and take 'husker in next year's DP as a public service to the interwebs.
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