I'm going to start my own religion where God requires me to get a handjob from a cute 25 year old brunette every day at 4:20 PM, on Saturdays and Sundays I'm required to get a blow job from a cute 25 year old brunette.
There should be kiosks for this service in every state. If not, I'll cut off peoples heads.
Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
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Re: Muslim Footbaths = Not Sure How I Feel About This
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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of course the ACLU is cool with it. then they will fight to the death against christians wanting to display a fukking nativity scene using their own money.
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In every Muslim country I've been a guest in, it is not uncommon for men to wash their feet in a sink.
Why are Americans so anti-hygiene?
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Why are Americans so anti-hygiene?
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Roach wrote:But what about pissing in sinks. No body talks about that.
I will have to consult the Holy Koran on that one.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Hasn't anybody thought to ask the Imam?
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Electrified Muslim Footbaths....I believe it would sell.
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Foot-washing is not a "religious ritual".
It's expected and proscribed that you have clean hands and feet before you pray to Allah.
You wash your hands before you sit down and say your Christian prayer before dinner, right?
It's expected and proscribed that you have clean hands and feet before you pray to Allah.
You wash your hands before you sit down and say your Christian prayer before dinner, right?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
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Muslims = cleanliness
Americans = smelly
Americans = smelly
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
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FTFYMartyred wrote:Muslims = cleanliness
Americans = smelly
Canadians = meh
You're welcome.
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I hope on the day of the "Great Be-Heading", your bald dome doesn't cast a glare into the eyes of the jihadi that wields Allah's scimitar...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Canadians = lazy, stupid, ego centric morons eh who are wasting North Americas air.Martyred wrote:Muslims = cleanliness
Americans = smelly
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Martyred wrote:I hope on the day of the "Great Be-Heading", your bald dome doesn't cast a glare into the eyes of the jihadi that wields Allah's scimitar...
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Muslims eat with their feet?Martyred wrote:Foot-washing is not a "religious ritual".
It's expected and proscribed that you have clean hands and feet before you pray to Allah.
You wash your hands before you sit down and say your Christian prayer before dinner, right?
Only because they blew their arms off in a bomb assembly room.
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I laughed.Martyred wrote:Muslims = cleanliness
Americans = smelly
Sincerely,
Anybody who has spent more than five minutes in any Arab country.
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It's hot over there and they haven't got any water to wash with. Nobody likes being sweaty in the desert
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Bare foot dirt eaters need to clean their feet every few hours.
Shoe wearing, not stepping in goat shit every few feet, westerners, not so much.
Shoe wearing, not stepping in goat shit every few feet, westerners, not so much.
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