Obama in real trouble

[bradhusker]

In a debate between our honorable president and Mitt Romney? Mr Obama has about as much chance of winning as Richard Dreyfuss had going down in the shark cage vs. JAWS. QUINT, "You go in the cage? Cage goes in the water? Your in the water? Sharks in the water? Our Shark?"
"farewell and adu to you fair spanish ladies, Farewell and adu to you ladies of spain"

[Bizzarofelice]

fail

[smackaholic]

it's adieu, you gibbering dumbfukk.

[mvscal]

In a debate between our honorable president and Mitt Romney? Mr Obama has about as much chance of winning as Richard Dreyfuss had going down in the shark cage vs. JAWS.

I seem to recall Hooper and Chief Brody paddling home at the end of Jaws, so he did win. Good job kicking your own ass again, brad.

[Carson]

In the book, Hooper gets bitten in two while inside the cage.

brad's still a dumbfuck, though.

[mvscal]

He wasn't talking about the book.

[Dr_Phibes]

He should have referenced Poseidon Adventure, there'd be no room for arguement

[Smackie Chan]

it's adieu, you gibbering dumbfukk.

Given that it's anybody's guess what that iodot is ever talking about, he coulda been referring to...

[Dr_Phibes]

You've missed the boat if you'd say adieu to a Spanish lady.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

He should have referenced Poseidon Adventure, there'd be no room for arguement

I wish Mikey would make it to the boiler room.

[bradhusker]

HEY dumbfuck? In the book by Peter Benchley, Hooper gets bitten in two, you IDIOT!!!
now shut the fuck up and go home.

P S. who the fuck cares how you spell adu, adeiu, adieu, FUCK YOU ADU.

THE FACT REMAINS, Romney makes Obama look like a MORON.
ya got it now? moron.

[Diego in Seattle]

HEY dumbfuck? In the book by Peter Benchley, Hooper gets bitten in two, you IDIOT!!!
now shut the fuck up and go home.

Yet in your original post you mention Dreyfuss, who Peter Benchley never mentioned in his book.

You've got to be developing a horrible case of athlete's mouth by now.

[bradhusker]

HEY dumbfuck? In the book by Peter Benchley, Hooper gets bitten in two, you IDIOT!!!
now shut the fuck up and go home.

Yet in your original post you mention Dreyfuss, who Peter Benchley never mentioned in his book.

You've got to be developing a horrible case of athlete's mouth by now.

look, diego, you seem to be quibbling about technicalities here, BUT the fact remains that if you go down into a shark cage , the cage goes into the water, and a 25 ft killer great white is down there with ya? ANY moron would understand that its not looking too good.

AND that brings me back to my original point about Obama getting his ass handed to him were he to debate Mitt Romney.

oh, and I reccomend, "tough actin tinactin" for your burnin itchin feet.

[mvscal]

look, diego, you seem to be quibbling about technicalities here,

There are no technicalities here. You refered to the actor who played Hooper in the movie and quoted dialogue from the movie. You kicked your own ass with a failed analogy. Deal with it and move on.

[bradhusker]

look, diego, you seem to be quibbling about technicalities here,

There are no technicalities here. You refered to the actor who played Hooper in the movie and quoted dialogue from the movie. You kicked your own ass with a failed analogy. Deal with it and move on.

alright, you win, im a movin on. Im sure there will be plenty of ass kickins in your near future, so dont be gloatin.
BY THE WAY, ive forgotten more about JAWS, then you'll ever dream of knowin'
time to move on.

[Goober McTuber]

BY THE WAY, ive forgotten more about JAWS, then you'll ever dream of knowin'

Yeah, but that "Jaws" was probably a gay porno film.

[bradhusker]

BY THE WAY, ive forgotten more about JAWS, then you'll ever dream of knowin'

Yeah, but that "Jaws" was probably a gay porno film.

now now goob, play nice. You should know, that as a christian, I dont watch gay porn, goober.
As a pagan, im sure YOU DO. In fact, isnt it true that you own the directors cut of "Brokeback Mountain"??

Goob, in my faith, we dont watch "gay porn", otherwise, we'd go straight to hell, no passing GO, no collecting 200 bucks, its STRAIGHT to hades pal. Straight to Lucifer's dungeon, a one-way ticket to the eternal ovens.

Goob, you've watched so much gay porn in your life, that when its your turn to go? It will be like the movie "GHOST", you know? The all time classic with whoopi goldberg? Where as soon as you die, these horrible black cloaked hideous creatures making horrible frightenning noises come out of nowhere, to take you kicking and screaming to HELL!!!
When I go? It will be like the patrick swayzee character. shinning in a perfect beaaautiful white light, a stairway straight to heaven if you will, straight to Jesus and the saints.

GOOB? theres still time to change, PUT DOWN the gay porn, and start watching the 700 club.

[Goober McTuber]

now now goob, play nice. You should know, that as a christian, I dont watch gay porn, goober.

Oh, so you’re not into it as a spectator. You’re more of a participant. Got it.

[joe6pac]

it's adieu, you gibbering dumbfukk.

Given that it's anybody's guess what that iodot is ever talking about, he coulda been referring to...

The fact that she is a Mud Shark?

[Cuda]

He should have referenced Poseidon Adventure, there'd be no room for arguement

I wish Mikey would make it to the boiler room.

He may be fat on land, but underwater, he's just like a fish!

... or something like that

[bradhusker]

He should have referenced Poseidon Adventure, there'd be no room for arguement

I wish Mikey would make it to the boiler room.

He may be fat on land, but underwater, he's just like a fish!

... or something like that

actually, back in the day, shelly winters was an expert swimmer, and she was a real looker too, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and in the golden days of MGM, she got many a good role due to her expert dick sucking skills.

[H4ever]

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..... theres still time to change, PUT DOWN the gay porn, and start watching the 700 club.