What if Zuckerberg ran for President?

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:58 am

He's only 27 now so it would be years away but imagine if the CEO of Facebook was the POTUS and balance the budget by writing one personal check. According to the social network movie from last year Facebook is worth $25 Billion dollars. So by the time he's at an acceptable age to run he could rely on his own money to campagin, fund projects, and might be the only guy who could have a shot of brinnging peace to the world in our lifetime. What would it be like?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:34 am

He would have to file down his Jew horns.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:45 am

jtr wrote:He's only 27 now so it would be years away but imagine if the CEO of Facebook was the POTUS and balance the budget by writing one personal check. According to the social network movie from last year Facebook is worth $25 Billion dollars. So by the time he's at an acceptable age to run he could rely on his own money to campagin, fund projects, and might be the only guy who could have a shot of brinnging peace to the world in our lifetime. What would it be like?

Up to a certain point, Americans don't particularly like having other's wealth rubbed in their faces.

Politics isn't the Entourage-style cocktail party you think it is, you fat tard.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:52 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:He would have to file down his Jew horns.

Jess thinks he could solve the debt problem -- I think with his foreign-aid package of $14 trillion to Israel every year, it would get worse.

Sorry, but no kike will be prez in our lifetimes.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:04 am

Jew Lieberman was sort of close to becoming vice president, wasn't he?

If you're VP, and the illuminati fliends want the main guy OFF'd, there ya go.

Anyway, wasn't Abraham Lincoln a jew?

Abraham??

Hello?

Whatever, I'll find out from Rog.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:11 am

poptart wrote: Anyway, wasn't Abraham Lincoln a jew?

Abraham??

Hello?

Whatever, I'll find out from Rog.

We want to know whether he was a yid, not a story problem involving fractions.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:23 am

Martyred wrote:
jtr wrote:He's only 27 now so it would be years away but imagine if the CEO of Facebook was the POTUS and balance the budget by writing one personal check. According to the social network movie from last year Facebook is worth $25 Billion dollars. So by the time he's at an acceptable age to run he could rely on his own money to campagin, fund projects, and might be the only guy who could have a shot of brinnging peace to the world in our lifetime. What would it be like?

Up to a certain point, Americans don't particularly like having other's wealth rubbed in their faces.

Politics isn't the Entourage-style cocktail party you think it is, you fat tard.

If you really think the white house, congress, and "peace" can't be bought like the Marlins bought the 97 world series you're crazy. It's a lot easier to hit home runs on Pennsylvania avenue when you got the bucket loads of money to do it. Sure he would have to step down as CEO to become prez but he'd still be getting percentages from profit for the rest of his life.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:28 am

jtr wrote:If you really think the white house, congress, and "peace" can't be bought like the Marlins bought the 97 world series you're crazy. It's a lot easier to hit home runs on Pennsylvania avenue when you got the bucket loads of money to do it.

:facepalm:

Doucherberg has $25 billion...

WHOA!

How much money do UAW, SEIU, Exxon, Pfizer, et al have? I don't have an exact number, but I think the ashtrays in their cars have Zuckerberg beat.

And you think Doucherberg is going to buy the presidency?

Oh, to be young and naive again.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:30 am

And Americans are going to vote for a guy who gave away his fortune because Bill Gates and The Benedict Arnold of Class Warfare threatened to call him mean names if he didn't?

Really?

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:34 am

This is like the whole we need jobs agenda going on right now. Bullshit the jobs are there we just need ppl to get their fat asses off the couch and go to a tech college or a night school to learn something new or just fall back on their second or third choice occupation.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:23 am

jtr wrote:Bullshit the jobs are there

"There" being Asia, right?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:58 pm

Martyred wrote:Up to a certain point, Americans don't particularly like having other's wealth rubbed in their faces.

What the fuck do you think the modern GOP is?

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:07 pm

does zuckerjew actually have that sort of dosh? facebook's appraisal was based on...what, exactly? hard for those venture capitalists to recoup their money after everyone's migrated over to google+.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:54 pm

jtr wrote:we just need ppl to get their fat asses off the couch

Anyone? Anyone?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:03 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
poptart wrote: Anyway, wasn't Abraham Lincoln a jew?

Abraham??

Hello?

Whatever, I'll find out from Rog.

We want to know whether he was a yid, not a story problem involving fractions.

Both these posts are rackable on their own, but together, they build an insurmountable lead to the HPOD

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:23 pm

Killian wrote:
jtr wrote:we just need ppl to get their fat asses off the couch
Anyone? Anyone?

Did you seen his work in Van Wilder? He actually sat on a couch doing nothing and got paid for his services. I don't know what you're sounding the "anyone?" alarm for. :?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:06 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Martyred wrote:Up to a certain point, Americans don't particularly like having other's wealth rubbed in their faces.
What the fuck do you think Obama's class warfare is?

ftfy

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:43 pm

People who use the "class warfare" mantra are straight up idiots. At no times since the 19th century have the rich been so absolutely favored by our government. If asking for a little equity in taxation is "class warfare" then what the fuck are the new COLA metrics that have been telling fixed income seniors for the last 3 years that there is no inflation?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:22 pm

BSmack wrote:People who use the "class warfare" mantra are straight up idiots. At no times since the 19th century have the rich been so absolutely favored by our government. If asking for a little equity in taxation is "class warfare" then what the fuck are the new COLA metrics that have been telling fixed income seniors for the last 3 years that there is no inflation?

You are asking way too much of simpletons like Carson to consider anything other than the GOP party line. GOP cries of "class warfare" are as hilarious as the last time JTR claimed he got laid.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:52 pm

Judging by the feedback, the new layout of Facebook has just made him unelectable.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:08 pm

math wasn't your best subject, was it jess?

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