Junk food that I like

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:46 am

Here's something I like:

Scoop a healthy amount of butter pecan ice cream into a bowl. Take 3-4 pecan shortbread cookies (Keebler Pecan Sandies or comparable generic) and crumble them over the top. Mash it all up like they do at Cold Stone. Eat.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:01 am

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:13 am

Not exactly junk food but...

+

= a lunch made in heaven

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:45 pm

Toddowen wrote:They don't call it comfort food for nothing. After a mediocre meal, I had a smile on my face afterwards like I was wearing a freshly shot load.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:48 pm

Jeeezus Christ.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:14 pm

I guess Tarddowen saw a thread about “junk food” and assumed it was food that came from some guy’s junk.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:41 pm

Oh my.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:33 pm

88 wrote:My lord. That is going to leave a skidmark.

FTFY
Sincerely,
PSUknow who

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:41 am

I bought some Brachs caramel candy corn and some salted cocktail peanuts the other day. If you get the ratio right, the combo tastes almost exactly like a PayDay. Then again, you could just buy a PayDay...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:11 pm

Toddowen wrote:

i completely forgot submitting this last night. Obviously a result of the begining of the severe battle I woke up to today of hurling the contents of my stomach once every hour.

It was one of those memorable "10 year" events I'd have to say. I could even see the oatmeal from yesterday mornings breakfast late in the game.

Had to throw out all the brisket I spent yesteday smoking just as a precaution. I'm not sure if that was the cause of my being sick. I don't think it was the beer, as I only had five. It might thave been just one of those norovirus episodes. But I'm not about to take a chance and eat anymore brisket just to see if I get sick.

I've heard that it disagrees with some people. Next time try not swallowing.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:06 pm

Toddowen wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:
Toddowen wrote: After a mediocre meal, I had a smile on my face afterwards like I was wearing a freshly shot load.
I've never been sick enough to post something like that. Or to even think something like that.

Yet more than likely you wouldn't mind seeing something like that.

Not me. I'm talking about Amber Rain.

That's not what you said. In your little fantasy you were the bukake bucket.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:23 pm

Toddowen wrote:I was just describing how the smile on my face felt after eating dessert.

Yes, as if you were "wearing a freshly shot load". We got it the first time.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:46 pm

Tard,
Even if we disregarded the blatant homoerotic overtones of your original post and tried to pretend you were just "describing your smile," the fact is, even most porn skanks with a freshly shot load on their face aren't exactly grinning from ear to ear. They're usually squinting into the camera, waiting for the director to yell "cut!" so they can immediately run for the shower and curl into the fetal position. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for Outback any way you cut it.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:49 pm

Also, Funyuns + Peanut M&Ms + Mountain Dew = perfection.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:19 am

This thread started off with so much promise...

How did it turn into a discussion of Todd looking to get his gums blasted with protein?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:10 am

Martyred wrote:This thread started off with so much promise...

How did it turn into a discussion of Todd looking to get his gums blasted with protein?

We all got together and secretly decided to see if we could attract a Canadian.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:57 pm

Actually that is pretty fucking gross, but not as gross as him enjoying semen splatter on his face.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:50 pm

So is this a childhood thing? Was it the only time Daddy ever paid any attention to you?

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:19 am

Bought some Pixy Stix today for the first time in about a quarter-century. Not bad at all, and relatively low in calories.

I also recently tried the peanut butter Snickers. Not terrible, but definitely inferior to a regular Snickers or a Reese's peanut butter cup.

Had a coupon for a free bag of Lay's potato chips. I opted for the Mesquite Barbecue Wavy Lay's. Probably better than the KC Masterpiece Lay's, but definitely not as good as the Tangy Carolina Barbecue Lay's. Those things are excellent. They're like a cross between salt & vinegar and barbecue chips.

Finally, I'd just like to state for the record that Haribo Gold-Bears pwn every other brand of gummi bears out there. It's not even close...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:56 pm

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:Finally, I'd just like to state for the record that Haribo Gold-Bears pwn every other brand of gummi bears out there. It's not even close...

No question. Those things are fucking awesome. Certainly better than a load of manfrosting to the face.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:41 pm

I always thought the bulk food gummy bears were more than satisfactory. And much better than a load to the face.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:07 am

This is my only real indulgence these days

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:49 pm

missjo wrote:
This is my only real indulgence these days

Aren’t you cooking with man-mayo? Tarddowen wants to know.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:43 am

Since it's Halloween and all, I picked up a box each of Count Chocula, Boo Berry and Frankenberry. I combined the latter two once there was about half a box left of each. Pretty yummy, and it turns your milk purple. I had already dusted the Count Chocula, or I'd have tried all three together...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:09 pm

wow, talk about teeing it up, nice and high.

rack goob's new definition of junk food.

as for my choice, the OL picked up a few buckets of those bite size peanut butter filled pretzels.

those fukking things are like cocaine.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:02 pm

Toddowen wrote:Someday a clubhead is going to send Mr. Mctuber crawling on the floor looking for his choppers.

In your dreams, you fat, drunken pedophile.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:12 pm

Toddowen wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Toddowen wrote:Someday a clubhead is going to send Mr. Mctuber crawling on the floor looking for his choppers.

In your dreams, you fat, drunken pedophile.

Sometimes dreams do come true.

Yeah, you may yet get that nice warm load all over your face.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:04 pm

smackaholic wrote:as for my choice, the OL picked up a few buckets of those bite size peanut butter filled pretzels.

those fukking things are like cocaine.

Are they on the shelf next to the baking soda?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:12 pm

Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail
Those test tubes and the scale
Just get them all out of here
Is there gas in the car?
Yes, there's gas in the car
I think the people down the hall
Know who you are

Careful what you carry
'Cause the man is wise
You are still an outlaw in their eyes

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:11 pm

Actually, I've never heard of anyone rockin caine out of a can.

All about rosepipes and Choreboys.

But I'm a little old to know about such things anymore... probably.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:24 am

Turns out microwave popcorn and Robin Eggs are a pretty great combo while you're streaming Big Money Rustlas on Netflix...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:51 pm

Mozzicato's in the south end of hartford on franklin ave.

that dago cake with the peaches and strawberries in it is possibly the best tasting thing on earth.

rack the hell out of italian bakeries, or pretty much anything else italian and food related.

T1B

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